Bad jokes thread

[JoB]

Dr. Illinstructor swears that the 60 prostheses have as much of an innocent explanation as the pills do, and that she would never dream of embezzlement.

[Yastreb]

Dr. Illbit can be very, very boring...

Dr. Eary is not one to consult if you're depressed.

Dr. Essing will always recommend a salad diet.

[Yastreb]

Dr. Oopy is a bit of a sad sack.

Dr. Aconian does not have much of a bedside manner.

Dr. Opper is regrettably maladroit.

[Kiran]

Dr. Astic is always talking about extreme measures.

Dr. Ought gives speeches about excess of water.

[Yastreb]

Dr. Aught likes her ale.

Dr. Over is renowned for her skill with the stockwhip.

Dr. Apeau n'est pas ici aujourd'hui.

[Grade E cat]

Dr. Apeau n'est pas ici aujourd'hui.

Il semblerait que sa santé soit en berne. (applied to a flag= flown half-mast; applied to anything else= in the process of declining or already at a quite low level)

[Lee M]

In other news...

A friend* asked me, "If you could have just one superpower, what would it be?"
After thinking about it for a moment, I said, "China".




*NB Friend may have been invented for purpose of joke.

[JoB]

Il semblerait que sa santé soit en berne.

Ah, faut que je vais renouveler mon passeport, donc ...

[Yastreb]

Dr. Aupnir can be in nine places at once.

Dr. Augr is not pleasant company by any measure.

Dr. Ang is often found with St Urm.

[Róisín]

Grrrooooaaan! Yastreb, those are delightfully awful. When Star wakes up I will show him, I think he has enough of the relevant languages to be entertained.

[Lee M]

Now let's meet some of the Knights of the Oblong Table.

Sir Cumference is a rather portly fellow
Sir Cumspect is a very cautious knight.
Sir Cumstantial can be difficult to convince.
Sir Prising can turn up when least expected.
Sir Realism... please don't ask me to describe his coat of arms. It has something to do with fish.
Sir Rounding's favourite tactic is to attack the enemy on all sides at the same time. How he does that single-handed... he's not telling.
Sir Tainty is someone you can rely on.
Sir Veillance is the Queen's Bodyguard. Nothing escapes his eyes!

Sir Kit of Daytona makes his rounds quickly.
Sir Feit of Lampreys is just too much.
And the aptly named Sir Not Appearing in This Joke.

[JoB]

And the aptly named Sir Not Appearing in This Joke.

In fact, nobody has seen him ever since - out of the blue sky - he ran off after publicly claiming himself to be Sir Fsup.

[Yastreb]

he ran off after publicly claiming himself to be Sir Fsup

Presumably he's related to Sir F'city.

[Lee M]

Then of course there's Sir Mon of the Mount.

[Yastreb]

A YouTuber's community page included pictures of a D-20 howitzer used by Luzhank rebels that had suffered a nasty accident; a shell had somehow detonated when fired and managed to blast most of the barrel off.
I gave in to temptation and posted this...

"I can imagine the crew being told that they're being transferred to the infantry as punishment. "And that's howitzer gunner be!""