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Yastreb

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #1050 on: January 26, 2025, 08:41:09 AM »
Albert Einstein wasn't a real person. He was just a theoretical physicist.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #1051 on: January 27, 2025, 02:01:13 AM »
A doctor asks a nurse: “That little girl who swallowed ten quarters last night... how is she?”
The nurse replies: “No change yet.”
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #1052 on: January 27, 2025, 11:10:02 AM »
Good ones, Yastreb!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #1053 on: January 30, 2025, 03:04:47 PM »
There are times I wish I could place emojis reactions on individual messages, 'cause there are so many knee-slappers here.
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