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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #885 on: March 28, 2022, 07:57:18 AM »
My friend works on Egyptian mummies in the radiocarbon lab.
She's been dating a lot of old men lately.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #886 on: April 10, 2022, 03:30:57 AM »
During a Skype chat, someone wrote this: "I have appointment with Dr. Acula. He asked me something about my blood type, I don't know why."
I responded: "I've got an appointment with Dr. Agon. He's got a hot temper... and terrible halitosis."
And that got me thinking...

Dr. Eadful; be afraid. Be very afraid.

Dr. Am; also known as wee Dram, this diminutive Scottish GP is often mistaken for a urologist.
 
Dr. Unkard; don't expect a steady hand.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #887 on: April 10, 2022, 04:10:19 AM »
"Come to Dr. Yad ... before your garden does!"
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #888 on: April 10, 2022, 05:00:16 AM »
Dr. Ambuie: a close friend of Dr. Unkard

Dr. Astic: given to rather extreme treatments

Dr. Oll; known for his dry wit
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #889 on: April 10, 2022, 05:11:51 AM »
... I wonder, would the dentist, Dr. Ill, be sort of this series' jackpot?
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #890 on: April 10, 2022, 05:38:37 AM »
Quote from: JoB on April 10, 2022, 05:11:51 AM
... I wonder, would the dentist, Dr. Ill, be sort of this series' jackpot?

You beat me to him!

In the meantime...

Dr. Esser; always immaculately turned out

Dr. Um; poor fellow is often beaten
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #891 on: April 10, 2022, 05:55:27 AM »
Isn't it next to impossible to get an appointment with Dr. Esser, seeing how much time he spends golfing with his colleague, Dr. Iver?

Not that they'd necessarily be a worse choice than Dr.es Ama, Eck, Ink, Ool, or Ug. If you want solid results, I'd recommend nothing less than Dr. Ywall.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #892 on: April 10, 2022, 08:38:35 AM »
Quote from: JoB on April 10, 2022, 05:55:27 AM
If you want solid results, I'd recommend nothing less than Dr. Ywall.

I can't really say one way or another about that...

Dr. Iftwood is all washed up these days.

Dr. Ainpipe's career went down the tubes long ago.

And Dr. Ongo's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, to be honest.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #893 on: April 11, 2022, 06:58:12 AM »
Dr. Ivel is fed up with being confused with a certain mastermind, but no-one really cares about that.

Dr. Opsy is larger than life, but not in a good way.

Dr. Opout isn't qualified!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #894 on: April 12, 2022, 12:22:56 AM »
Yastreb: 'During a Skype chat, someone wrote this: "I have appointment with Dr. Acula. He asked me something about my blood type, I don't know why."'

I guess that's what they call a blood count.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #895 on: April 12, 2022, 02:02:34 AM »
Quote from: Lee M on April 12, 2022, 12:22:56 AM
Yastreb: 'During a Skype chat, someone wrote this: "I have appointment with Dr. Acula. He asked me something about my blood type, I don't know why."'
I guess that's what they call a blood count.

Only if you let him...

Dr. Ainage is an expert at dealing with cholera.

Dr. Ake is very meticulous. He won't give a diagnosis until he's got all his ducks in a row.

Dr. Essing-Down is of noble blood, don't you know. and complains constantly.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #896 on: April 12, 2022, 03:01:45 AM »
... it'll be a while 'til we're all the way past Dr. Omaeognathous, won't it?
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #897 on: April 12, 2022, 05:06:25 AM »
^That remains to be seen!

Dr. Osophilia's career was doomed to be a short one.

Dr Omedary, for his part, is always getting the hump.

Dr. Eadnought brought out the big guns early in his career.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #898 on: April 12, 2022, 09:48:14 AM »
Surely you are aware that many doctors are actually she/her? Of medical doctors, the majority of new doctors are!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #899 on: April 12, 2022, 05:22:59 PM »
Dr. Ab would never be called the life of the party.

Dr. Awl is a classical Southern lady.

Dr. Enched is always forgetting her umbrella.


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