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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #825 on: August 11, 2021, 07:49:43 AM »
Och, dinna fash!*

Other sights of note include:

Loch Pick
Loch Herup (a popular destination for American tourists of a certain ideological/conspiratorial bent)
Loch Andload


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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #826 on: August 11, 2021, 08:20:20 AM »
Certainly not while Melbourne is once again paying tribute to that redoubtable burgh - Loch Down.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #827 on: August 11, 2021, 08:50:49 AM »
I forgot some other lakes...

Loch Andkey
Lock Din (not far from Loch Doubt)
Loch Door
Lock Of'Hair
Loch On
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #828 on: August 20, 2021, 08:40:22 AM »
Somewhere, in a land far away, let us cast our eyes over the court of Their Majesties King Ston and Queen Scliff, and their loyal subjects...

Their advisors, famed for their good health, great riches, and sagacity, are Earl Ytobed and Earl Ytorise.

There's also Count Tooten and Count Onme, and the slightly ominous Count Down.

And over there, we have the not-quite-so-well-off Baron Fields, and a couple of even less least successful nobles; Lord Elpus and Lord Haff-Mersey.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #829 on: August 21, 2021, 03:44:29 AM »
Grrroooaaan! Yastreb, that is delightfully awful!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #830 on: August 21, 2021, 06:01:30 AM »
Now let's meet some of the Knights of the Oblong Table.

Sir Cumference is a rather portly fellow
Sir Cumspect is a very cautious knight.
Sir Cumstantial can be difficult to convince.
Sir Prising can turn up when least expected.
Sir Realism... please don't ask me to describe his coat of arms. It has something to do with fish.
Sir Rounding's favourite tactic is to attack the enemy on all sides at the same time. How he does that single-handed... he's not telling.
Sir Tainty is someone you can rely on.
Sir Veillance is the Queen's Bodyguard. Nothing escapes his eyes!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #831 on: September 26, 2021, 02:58:00 AM »
Listening to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue introduced me to the game In My Pants. The aim of the game is to think of titles of films, TV shows, books, songs.... well, anything, that might be "improved" by appending the words "in my pants."
So, let's start with a venerable movie franchise.

Live And Let Die In My Pants
The Spy Who Loved Me In My Pants
Diamonds Are Forever In My Pants
Die Another Day In My Pants
You Only Live Twice In My Pants
No Time To Die In My Pants
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #832 on: September 26, 2021, 03:04:30 AM »
The aim of the game is to think of titles of films, TV shows, books, songs.... well, anything, that might be "improved" by appending the words "in my pants."
... can we please rule the entire "monster snakes" genre off limits ...
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #833 on: September 26, 2021, 03:17:18 AM »
At least 'Snakes on a Plane in my Pants' doesn't conjure up anything too vivid.

But this whole game reminds me of the fortune cookie 'between the sheets' thing, where you add that phrase to whatever the cookie tells you.

The last one I got said "you will win many friends". Some other possibilities:

Good things take time
Don’t confuse recklessness with confidence
Share your happiness with others today
You are never too old to learn new tricks
A surprise package is waiting for you

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #834 on: September 26, 2021, 05:17:00 AM »
The Phantom Menace In My Pants
A New Hope In My Pants
Force Awakens In My Pants
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #835 on: September 26, 2021, 05:35:37 AM »
The Fellowship of the Ring in My Pants
The Two Towers in My Pants (my personal fave)
The Return of the King in My Pants.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #836 on: September 26, 2021, 07:36:38 AM »
The Hunt For Red October In My Pants
The Running Man In My Pants
Mortal Kombat In My Pants
Finding Nemo In My Pants
Armageddon In My Pants



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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #837 on: September 27, 2021, 05:29:34 PM »
Sliding Doors In My Pants
On Golden Pond In My Pants
My Beautiful Laundrette In My Pants
The Breakfast Club In My Pants
Ferris Bueller's Day Off In My Pants
Yellow Submarine In My Pants
My Neighbour Totoro In My Pants
A Hard Day's Night In My Pants
Goldfinger In My Pants (seriously, you didn't include this one?)
The Magnificent Seven In My Pants 

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #838 on: September 28, 2021, 02:56:14 AM »
Goldfinger In My Pants (seriously, you didn't include this one?)
Sorta already taken ...
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #839 on: September 28, 2021, 09:53:22 AM »
Might as well hop on board.


The Hunchback of Notre Dame in my pants
Frozen in my pants
Tangled in my pants
The Sword in the Stone in my pants
The Rescuers Down Under in my pants
The Emperor's New Groove in my pants
Spirit in my pants
Over the Hedge in my pants
Shrek in my pants
Puss in Boots in my pants
Antz in my pants