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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #840 on: October 02, 2021, 06:29:10 AM »
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #841 on: October 02, 2021, 08:38:45 AM »
Free Guy in my pants (just watched it yesterday)
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #842 on: October 02, 2021, 08:49:40 AM »
...Free Willy in my pants?
Touching the Void in My Pants (great movie, rewatched it recently)

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #843 on: October 02, 2021, 09:20:21 AM »
Dead men tell no tales in my pants (and that’s a promise!)
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #844 on: October 02, 2021, 01:22:54 PM »
Did someone call dibs on the Saw franchise already ... ?
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #845 on: October 04, 2021, 09:49:10 AM »
It's not been widely reported, but  the Australian chef who invented fairy bread died recently.
It's really sad that she died during the pandemic, because otherwise the funeral would have attracted hundreds and thousands...
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #846 on: October 04, 2021, 05:26:20 PM »
Thank you for that, Yastreb! Neither Star nor I could sleep last night, and the laugh was much needed!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #847 on: October 11, 2021, 01:22:38 AM »
It's not been widely reported, but  the Australian chef who invented fairy bread died recently.
It's really sad that she died during the pandemic, because otherwise the funeral would have attracted hundreds and thousands...



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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #848 on: October 11, 2021, 03:54:40 AM »
Star likes fairy bread, which people find a bit strange in a large bearded fierce-looking man, but he really is a big sweetie. It was one of the few treats of his rather childhood.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #849 on: October 12, 2021, 04:44:02 AM »
I like the mental image.  I can't find it right now, but there's a video going around of the burly rough-as-guts who gets offered a Kinder egg, and immediately his face is transformed into a fair facsimile of jolly old St Nick, wreathed in sheer delight as he bends to take the egg and anticipates opening it.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #850 on: October 12, 2021, 09:40:55 PM »
Q: Did you hear the one about the bakery that values speed over safety?



A: They have a high turnover rate.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #851 on: October 15, 2021, 06:47:31 AM »
I know this guy named Jack who says he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #852 on: October 15, 2021, 03:23:54 PM »
I was just looking for a hat I had misplaced and it turned out I had left it in a place so obvious that it went over my head.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #853 on: October 20, 2021, 01:36:38 AM »
I've started to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It's called raisin awareness.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #854 on: October 29, 2021, 06:50:44 PM »
I read about a magician who used insects to accomplish acts of legerdemain.

His most famous act was called The Sleight of the Bumblebee.
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