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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #345 on: April 13, 2017, 02:53:56 PM »
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
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The plot thickens!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #346 on: April 13, 2017, 04:15:20 PM »
Quote from: Iceea on April 13, 2017, 02:53:56 PM
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
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The plot thickens!
That is... incredibly beautiful. Imma steal it!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #347 on: April 13, 2017, 05:03:26 PM »
Quote from: Iceea on April 13, 2017, 02:53:56 PM
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
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The plot thickens!

The first dirty joke here!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #348 on: April 15, 2017, 08:50:15 AM »
I'm really not sure why I made this. But I did.

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #349 on: April 15, 2017, 05:38:37 PM »
Quote from: Purple Wyrm on April 15, 2017, 08:50:15 AM
I'm really not sure why I made this. But I did.



Old-timers tell the best jokes.  (the computers, surely not *you* Mr Wyrm sir)  How do I know they're old-timers? Check out the font.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #350 on: April 15, 2017, 08:29:10 PM »
Quote from: wavewright62 on April 15, 2017, 05:38:37 PM
Old-timers tell the best jokes.  (the computers, surely not *you* Mr Wyrm sir)  How do I know they're old-timers? Check out the font.

Oh I don't know. I am getting on in years ;D
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #351 on: April 24, 2017, 11:12:21 AM »
I have some jokes about my unemployment, but none of them work.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #352 on: April 24, 2017, 03:19:24 PM »
Quote from: Anna on April 24, 2017, 11:12:21 AM
I have some jokes about my unemployment, but none of them work.
I demand unenjoyment pay!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #353 on: April 27, 2017, 08:12:57 PM »
What kind of tea is often hard to swallow?
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Reality
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #354 on: April 27, 2017, 10:02:13 PM »
Anyone need a brewer joke? They're my special-tea!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #355 on: April 28, 2017, 03:25:31 PM »
Quote from: Rosepieces on April 27, 2017, 10:02:13 PM
Anyone need a brewer joke? They're my special-tea!

They don't have any real tea in communist countries, because proper tea is theft.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #356 on: April 28, 2017, 10:19:38 PM »
Quote from: urbicande on April 28, 2017, 03:25:31 PM
They don't have any real tea in communist countries, because proper tea is theft.

Brilliant joke.
I wish I could offer a pun in response. xD
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #357 on: April 29, 2017, 05:17:57 AM »
Quote from: urbicande on April 28, 2017, 03:25:31 PM
They don't have any real tea in communist countries, because proper tea is theft.
They're usually atheists, too, so the required teaology is right out.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #358 on: April 29, 2017, 09:58:33 AM »
Quote from: urbicande on April 28, 2017, 03:25:31 PM
They don't have any real tea in communist countries, because proper tea is theft.

Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #359 on: May 05, 2017, 11:20:07 PM »
*hand thumping on the ground*  STAHHP!
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