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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #330 on: February 26, 2017, 09:13:31 PM »

Do you know why you can't hear the Pterodactyl use the bathroom?


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Because the pee is silent.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #331 on: February 26, 2017, 11:38:09 PM »
Quote from: Iceea on February 26, 2017, 09:13:31 PM
Do you know why you can't hear the Pterodactyl use the bathroom?

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Because the pee is silent.


Not a viewer of *Death in Paradise* by any chance are we? :)
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #332 on: February 27, 2017, 02:11:51 PM »
Quote from: Purple Wyrm on February 26, 2017, 11:38:09 PM
Not a viewer of *Death in Paradise* by any chance are we? :)

Actually I stole that from the comments from the Headless Bliss web toon. Which you might enjoy...
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #333 on: March 04, 2017, 06:52:56 PM »
Quote from: Iceea on February 26, 2017, 09:13:31 PM
Do you know why you can't hear the Pterodactyl use the bathroom?
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Because the pee is silent.

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Ah, like in "swimming pool"!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #334 on: March 04, 2017, 10:14:39 PM »
A cat and a kitten at right angles from each other are purr-pendicular.   :3
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #335 on: March 05, 2017, 03:48:56 AM »
Quote from: Anna on March 04, 2017, 10:14:39 PM
A cat and a kitten at right angles from each other are purr-pendicular.   :3
Awwwww! It's adorable one!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #336 on: March 05, 2017, 08:24:37 AM »
Quote from: Anna on March 04, 2017, 10:14:39 PM
A cat and a kitten at right angles from each other are purr-pendicular.   :3
They're more likely to cuddle up in purrallel, though.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #337 on: March 07, 2017, 09:55:38 PM »
So there's this new store that just opened up called Moderation…they have everything in there!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #338 on: March 09, 2017, 02:49:53 PM »
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #339 on: March 09, 2017, 09:40:35 PM »
My office mate came across the following analogy to our recent US presidential elections on line somewhere.

The iPhone 7 wireless ear buds may not work but it didn't burn up like the Galaxy Note 7.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #340 on: March 14, 2017, 04:35:07 PM »
Seen on Imgur

Why do people get so excited about pi day?

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Who knows it's completely irrational
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #341 on: March 16, 2017, 07:11:10 PM »
Found a really bad one on Instagram today.

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

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2 Na (Tuna)
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #342 on: March 16, 2017, 07:29:38 PM »
Quote from: Luth Nightbreeze on March 16, 2017, 07:11:10 PM
Found a really bad one on Instagram today.

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

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2 Na (Tuna)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #343 on: April 02, 2017, 08:41:37 AM »
One of my classmates is making his own version of snake, and someone asked him:
why don't you make it using python

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And the asker wasn't even punning! I had to explain it to him!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #344 on: April 06, 2017, 03:49:34 PM »
Quote from: Shine on April 02, 2017, 08:41:37 AM
One of my classmates is making his own version of snake, and someone asked him:
why don't you make it using python
Let me guess the answer ...
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... too constricted?
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