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The Narcissistic mage

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #525 on: October 26, 2019, 04:37:32 PM »
I would tell a joke about Macaroni but it's a little CHEESY!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #526 on: October 27, 2019, 10:00:51 AM »
Little gem I found on TV Tropes:

Two cats have a swimming race. One is named One-Two-Three and one is named Un-Deux-Trois. Which one wins?

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One-Two-Three, because the Un-Deux-Trois cat sank.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #527 on: October 27, 2019, 03:28:30 PM »
Ö boooo
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #528 on: October 28, 2019, 09:16:46 AM »
Quote from: Grade E cat on October 27, 2019, 10:00:51 AM
Two cats have a swimming race. One is named One-Two-Three and one is named Un-Deux-Trois.
How did the other comment on his victory, "For Fievel!"?  ;)
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #529 on: October 28, 2019, 02:50:36 PM »
When does a joke become a dad joke?

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When it becomes apparent!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #530 on: November 01, 2019, 01:41:21 PM »
Quote from: The Narcissistic mage on October 28, 2019, 02:50:36 PM
When does a joke become a dad joke?

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When it becomes apparent!

Hey now, these jokes are going too far...that is, father than they should be
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #531 on: November 04, 2019, 07:02:52 PM »
If womb is pronounced “woom”, and tomb is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t bomb be pronounced “boom”?
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #532 on: November 06, 2019, 03:03:09 PM »
Quote from: Anna on November 04, 2019, 07:02:52 PM
If womb is pronounced “woom”, and tomb is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t bomb be pronounced “boom”?

That's "earth-shattering ka-BOOM" to you...   ;D
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #533 on: November 06, 2019, 11:40:28 PM »
What's brown and sticky?

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Melty chocolate!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #534 on: November 07, 2019, 12:55:37 PM »
I know what else is brown and sticky.

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A stick.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #535 on: November 07, 2019, 06:26:20 PM »
Quote from: The Narcissistic mage on November 06, 2019, 11:40:28 PM
What's brown and sticky?

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Melty chocolate!

Quote from: Grade E cat on November 07, 2019, 12:55:37 PM
I know what else is brown and sticky.

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A stick.



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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #536 on: November 12, 2019, 12:23:36 AM »
If I asked you to choose your favorite feature, would you pick your nose?
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #537 on: November 15, 2019, 01:42:19 PM »
What bone is the coolest bone?

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The hip bone!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #538 on: November 15, 2019, 03:26:06 PM »
Quote from: The Narcissistic mage on November 15, 2019, 01:42:19 PM
What bone is the coolest bone?
*ahem*

(Note that the Wikipedia article is in error to translate "Bein" with its current standard meaning of "leg" here, instead of the outdated meaning but directly related word of "bone".)
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #539 on: November 18, 2019, 06:13:14 PM »
Where would you go to hire a Russian cat?

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The НЯ Department!
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