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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #510 on: September 09, 2019, 10:05:33 AM »
Quote from: thorny on September 08, 2019, 10:28:39 PM
That's not a gnu joke.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #511 on: September 09, 2019, 10:15:02 AM »
Quote from: JoB on September 09, 2019, 10:05:33 AM
*sigh* Tough Augie hens today ...
Stoatally. I did steal it though, I tend to use the internet to ferret out jokes.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #512 on: September 12, 2019, 03:43:00 PM »
What kind of computer can sing really well?
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #513 on: September 12, 2019, 03:55:56 PM »
Quote from: Solokov on September 12, 2019, 03:43:00 PM
What kind of computer can sing really well?
A Commodore?
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #514 on: September 12, 2019, 04:25:20 PM »
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #515 on: September 12, 2019, 07:47:53 PM »
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #516 on: September 13, 2019, 02:15:12 AM »
Oh god, why are you using photobucket still? I stopped that when they changed their TOS so that they claimed all copyright to anything original users stored on the site.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #517 on: September 13, 2019, 06:31:49 AM »
This came from the Reaction Image Hoard, it's not mine. Those are hosted wherever the various creators put them. *shrug*
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #518 on: September 28, 2019, 02:06:11 PM »
Accidentally came up with a pun for bilinguals:
The Fatal Family Photo is an overused cliché.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #519 on: September 28, 2019, 05:43:37 PM »
Quote from: Grade E cat on September 28, 2019, 02:06:11 PM
Accidentally came up with a pun for bilinguals:
The Fatal Family Photo is an overused cliché.
... three points Abzug for Hufflepun ...
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #520 on: October 20, 2019, 06:44:45 PM »
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #521 on: October 20, 2019, 07:28:43 PM »
I used to hate facial hair. but then it grew on Me!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #522 on: October 21, 2019, 07:31:13 PM »
*groan* A new challenger enters the fray!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #523 on: October 26, 2019, 04:28:45 PM »
What do you call somebody with a nose but no body?

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Nobody Nose!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #524 on: October 26, 2019, 04:32:53 PM »
What do you get from a pampered cow?

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Spoiled milk!
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