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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #480 on: March 12, 2019, 07:29:58 PM »
*chuckling against my will*
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #481 on: March 12, 2019, 07:55:29 PM »
Quote from: Antillanka on March 12, 2019, 07:29:58 PM
*chuckling against my will*
My work here is done.  >:D
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #482 on: April 07, 2019, 01:19:08 PM »
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #483 on: April 28, 2019, 08:52:22 PM »
What did the fish seller say to the magician?

“Pick a cod, any cod!”

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #484 on: April 29, 2019, 09:37:34 PM »
I'm not very good with jokes, but I do have one...

If horses wear horse shoes then they must wear horse socks too, because only an animal would wear shoes without socks!

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #485 on: April 30, 2019, 07:25:00 AM »
We all heard this one I’m sure:
    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    The Doctor
    Doctor Who?
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #486 on: May 01, 2019, 11:22:15 PM »
Why should you never tell an egg a joke?

It might crack up.  :V
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #487 on: May 09, 2019, 07:17:31 AM »
Quote from: Demopans on April 30, 2019, 07:25:00 AM
We all heard this one I’m sure:
    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    The Doctor
    Doctor Who?

When I was a kid the final line was "Doctor Who from Channel Two!" since said channel broadcast the show :)
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #488 on: May 09, 2019, 05:16:49 PM »
My daughter's (Jewish) primary school once put on a play featuring a Doctor Who-like character, but who was actually Doctor Me (the word for 'who' in Hebrew is pronounced as 'me').  The script called for multiple walk-ons, deliberately to make use of the pun.  ("Wait, who are you?" "Yes, I'm Me!" "Who?" "Me!" "Sorry, but you are me?" "Yes, that's right! Who!" "Uh, me?" and so on) - cue 10yo moppets laughing their heads off every time.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #489 on: May 09, 2019, 08:31:39 PM »
Wavewright, that is so funny!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #490 on: May 16, 2019, 12:54:13 AM »
What’s the definition of a will?




C’mon, it’s a dead giveaway!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #491 on: May 16, 2019, 10:50:39 AM »
I came across this one the other day, but I can't seem to find its source:

There are three things I hate in this world: the Oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #492 on: May 17, 2019, 06:02:23 AM »
Quote from: Ana Nymus on May 16, 2019, 10:50:39 AM
I came across this one the other day, but I can't seem to find its source:

There are three things I hate in this world: the Oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities.
Oh, bravo to the author!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #493 on: May 22, 2019, 09:45:50 AM »
Not an actual joke, for a change ...

What do you call a news-aggregating periodical for German "risk and capital management" (i.e., insurance companies, in German, "Versicherungen" or, if you insist on olde, high-brow, straight-from-Latin vocabulary, "Assekuranzen")?

Definitely. Not. This.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #494 on: May 22, 2019, 07:57:43 PM »
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