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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #375 on: August 16, 2017, 11:01:56 AM »
What's a blue whale's favourite James Bond film?

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #376 on: August 17, 2017, 02:57:31 PM »
What's a blue whale's favourite James Bond film?

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #377 on: August 18, 2017, 12:24:10 AM »
From my boss today.

Why to chicken coops only have two doors?

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Because if it had four doors it'd be a  chicken sedan.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #378 on: August 18, 2017, 01:08:42 AM »
From my boss today.

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Because if it had four doors it'd be a  chicken sedan.

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #379 on: August 18, 2017, 10:36:16 AM »
From my boss today.

Why to chicken coops only have two doors?

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Because if it had four doors it'd be a  chicken sedan.


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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #380 on: August 23, 2017, 11:12:30 PM »
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A man walks into a zoo, but there's only one animal, which is a dog.

It was a shitzu.



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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #381 on: August 24, 2017, 01:57:24 AM »
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #382 on: August 24, 2017, 04:19:03 AM »
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

I've always heard that one about Davy Crocket
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #383 on: August 24, 2017, 04:38:19 AM »
I've always heard that one about Davy Crocket

Wasn't Davy's wild?
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #384 on: August 24, 2017, 04:51:12 AM »
Multilingual joke, probably already told here, but whatever.

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #385 on: August 24, 2017, 05:20:36 AM »
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #386 on: August 24, 2017, 10:48:48 AM »
PickleChip, that is classic! I do love a good bilingual pun!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #387 on: August 24, 2017, 05:27:28 PM »
It's actually more than bilingual, as far as I know it works in all Romance languages!

And it's funny, for a pun.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #388 on: August 24, 2017, 11:06:47 PM »
True, and yes, it is delightfully funny.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #389 on: August 25, 2017, 01:22:52 PM »
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have kids.

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