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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #300 on: November 23, 2016, 01:01:47 AM »
Why did everyone love Jesus? Because he was HUNG LIKE THIS. 8)
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #301 on: November 23, 2016, 01:57:17 AM »
Quote from: MR_PLINKETT on November 23, 2016, 01:01:47 AM
Why did everyone love Jesus? Because he was HUNG LIKE THIS. 8)

(When I chortled at this the cross I wear under my shirt scratched me. The irony, right?)
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #302 on: November 23, 2016, 08:53:04 AM »
Quote from: MR_PLINKETT on November 23, 2016, 01:01:47 AM
Why did everyone love Jesus? Because he was HUNG LIKE THIS. 8)

That joke is likely to make some people cross.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #303 on: November 25, 2016, 02:31:26 PM »
Quote from: urbicande on November 23, 2016, 08:53:04 AM
That joke is likely to make some people cross.
Fortunately, we don't need to nail down a common POV on it.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #304 on: November 26, 2016, 02:50:35 AM »
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts; they believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #305 on: November 26, 2016, 08:07:54 PM »
Quote from: wavewright62 on November 26, 2016, 02:50:35 AM
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts; they believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #306 on: November 28, 2016, 11:11:40 AM »
A Roman centurion walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "I'll have five beers, please."
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #307 on: December 01, 2016, 06:57:58 PM »
Why is it so hard to get painkillers in the jungle?




Parrots eat 'em all

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #308 on: December 01, 2016, 10:19:51 PM »
Quote from: Purple Wyrm on December 01, 2016, 06:57:58 PM
Why is it so hard to get painkillers in the jungle?




Parrots eat 'em all

(Explanatory note for our North American friends :) )

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #309 on: December 24, 2016, 09:34:34 PM »
This one from the immortal Terry Pratchett:

"Rincewind, all the shops have been smashed open, there was a whole bunch of people across the street, helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?"

"Yeah," said Rincewind, picking up a knife and testing its blade thoughtfully.  "Luters, I expect."

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #310 on: January 03, 2017, 06:53:14 PM »
^^ I love that one

Here's a bad joke:

Interviewer: How much milk do your cows produce?
Farmer: The black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: Couple of liters a day.
Interviewer: And the brown one?
Farmer: Couple of liters a day.
Interviewer: Aha... and what do you feed them?
Farmer: The black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: Hay in the winter, and grass in the summer.
Interviewer: And the brown one?
Farmer: Hay in the winter, and grass in the summer.
Interviewer: Why do you keep asking which cow I mean when the answer is the same anyway?
Farmer: Because the black one's mine.
Interviewer: Then whose is the brown one?
Farmer: The brown one's mine.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #311 on: January 04, 2017, 10:10:32 AM »
Quote from: Double H on January 03, 2017, 06:53:14 PM
^^ I love that one

Here's a bad joke:

Interviewer: How much milk do your cows produce?
Farmer: The black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: Couple of liters a day.
Interviewer: And the brown one?
Farmer: Couple of liters a day.
Interviewer: Aha... and what do you feed them?
Farmer: The black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: Hay in the winter, and grass in the summer.
Interviewer: And the brown one?
Farmer: Hay in the winter, and grass in the summer.
Interviewer: Why do you keep asking which cow I mean when the answer is the same anyway?
Farmer: Because the black one's mine.
Interviewer: Then whose is the brown one?
Farmer: The brown one's mine.

Mikkel would take note ^^
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #312 on: January 04, 2017, 12:51:44 PM »
Quote from: Double H on January 03, 2017, 06:53:14 PM
^^ I love that one

Here's a bad joke:

Interviewer: How much milk do your cows produce?
Farmer: The black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: Couple of liters a day.
Interviewer: And the brown one?
Farmer: Couple of liters a day.
Interviewer: Aha... and what do you feed them?
Farmer: The black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: Hay in the winter, and grass in the summer.
Interviewer: And the brown one?
Farmer: Hay in the winter, and grass in the summer.
Interviewer: Why do you keep asking which cow I mean when the answer is the same anyway?
Farmer: Because the black one's mine.
Interviewer: Then whose is the brown one?
Farmer: The brown one's mine.

That's udderly ridiculous.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #313 on: January 18, 2017, 04:55:26 PM »
What do you call a building full of musicians?

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #314 on: January 18, 2017, 06:01:30 PM »
Quote from: PaperArtillery on January 18, 2017, 04:55:26 PM
What do you call a building full of musicians?

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Wow. That IS a bad joke!
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