Haaaaaa, I'm late for the microwave stories, yay!
But I can share a blender story! Once upon a time, I was trying to make a really nice meal to surprise my mom when she returned from work, so I tried a new sauce recipe. I threw everything in the blender and it worked pretty nicely, given that it was my first time using a blender by myself... But just when my mom arrived, and I was proudly finishing the sauce, so pleased with myself, I pulled the blender from the wrong side and spilled sauce all over the counter, the floor, the blender and myself.
My mom wasn't very happy.
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