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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #240 on: February 15, 2017, 01:20:00 AM »
In honor of something that came up in the art museum a couple weeks ago:
I will not slip jägerdraught in Admiral Olsen's ale.
Even if it took two weeks for anyone to notice that he had mutated into a green-skinned, pointy-eared, tusk-bearing, loud and blood thirsty super-soldier.
I will not slip the substance in Captain Eide's drink either.
Even if it took a visit from Lalli Hotakainen one month later for someone to notice that there was "something weird" about her.
I will explain how I managed to even make jägerdraught.

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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #241 on: February 15, 2017, 03:37:32 AM »
Not legal to retroactively challenge anyone I just shot to a duel.

The image of Mikkel calmly walking up to someone lying on the ground with a gunshot wound, leaning over them and saying "You have offended my honour and I demand satisfaction" has sent me into a terrible fit of the giggles  :'D

Actually on that subject...

* I shall not teach Icelanders the Danish for "You have offended my honour and I demand satisfaction" under the pretence that it constitutes a friendly greeting.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #242 on: February 15, 2017, 03:10:26 PM »
Sorry, couldn't resist


Actually on that subject...

* I shall not teach Icelanders the Danish for "You have offended my honour and I demand satisfaction" under the pretence that it constitutes a friendly greeting.

I will tell Reynir the real reason for which he is now banned from entering Denmark.
I will also tell him about the ten pending duels he has in Dalsnes and try to get as many as I can canceled
Especially the three mage ones
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #243 on: February 15, 2017, 05:35:47 PM »
I will also tell him about the ten pending duels he has in Dalsnes and try to get as many as I can canceled
Convincing the Dalsnesians to team up and duel Reynir all at once does not qualify as "getting the other nine duels cancelled".
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #244 on: February 16, 2017, 12:34:26 AM »
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* I shall not teach Icelanders the Danish for "You have offended my honour and I demand satisfaction" under the pretence that it constitutes a friendly greeting.

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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #245 on: February 16, 2017, 02:50:34 AM »
I will stop telling new recruits that they are not soldiers unless the can rhyme something with orange
I will stop asking the mages to invent something to rhyme with orange
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #246 on: February 16, 2017, 02:52:45 AM »
Closest I've heard is 'door-hinge'. Now we just need something to rhyme with 'silver'
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #247 on: February 16, 2017, 08:52:24 AM »
It rhymes with "Sliver" because the computer frelling says so!
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #248 on: February 16, 2017, 09:01:04 AM »
Now we just need something to rhyme with 'silver'

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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #249 on: February 16, 2017, 09:13:48 AM »
Wyrm, that's brilliant! Thank you!
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #250 on: February 16, 2017, 04:24:31 PM »
Closest I've heard is 'door-hinge'.
If it only has to rhyme, wouldn't stuff from "lozenge" to "shooting range" to "mange" qualify as well?
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #251 on: February 16, 2017, 08:46:23 PM »
If it only has to rhyme, wouldn't stuff from "lozenge" to "shooting range" to "mange" qualify as well?

"Lozenge" works okay, but "range" and "mange" have a long "a" sound, not the soft "e" of orange.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #252 on: February 16, 2017, 09:13:52 PM »
Lozenge is good!
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #253 on: February 16, 2017, 09:32:15 PM »
According to Google the only exact rhyme in English for 'orange' is 'sporange', which is a very rare alternative form of 'sporangium', which is apparently part of a fern.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #254 on: February 16, 2017, 09:51:36 PM »
Yeah, sporange or sporangium is the name for one of those little blister-looking things on the back of a fern frond, where the spores are stored before being released (ferns have spores, not seeds). I am remiss as a botanist, because I never before made that connection. Thank you for finding it!
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