My doctor's bag will contain more than just a bonesaw and a bottle of whiskey.
I can't just keeping buy rounds of drinks until everybody passes out so I can rob them.
Not allowed to bet someone I can field strip a grenade faster than them.
....Even if the entire base's morale would be improved by that event.
Addendum to face cancer rulings: there is no such thing as beard cancer, and I am not allowed to even mention such a thing to new recruits.
I am no longer allowed to spread the rumor that cleansers make "carnage-angels" after a successful operation, we already have enough problems with them and I can't give them any new ideas.
Not allowed to force people suspected of being infected with the rash to watch "rocky Horror" on repeat, I am also to surrender all copies of this picture show in my possession to base authorities.
No going 100% tracer round on the HMG just because I like the pretty colors, we have limited supplies of these because the cleansers have a knack for burning through them all.
Rash beasts don't fall for the fake ball trick more than once.
Soccer games using the tanks are strictly against danish army regulations.