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ANDERSEN SCHMANDERSEN
Trond had a problem, expedition's on the line
The admiral offered help but there wasn't time
So the general took the roster and he scannin' down the list
So the general took the roster and he scannin' down the list
So the general took the roster and he scannin' down the list
And the general found his target and he radioed the Tuna Fish
TROND:
Said, "Captain, there's a trip you have to make"
He said, "Captain, there's a detour you must take"
He said, "Captain, here's the trip that you must make"
He said, "Kastrup. And it's food you gotta take"
ASA:
Now lemme get this straight...
You sent a crew to the Silent World and screwed it all up
You sent a crew to the Silent World and screwed it all up
You sent a crew to the Silent World and screwed it all up
You botched the operation and you panicked, so you call me up
Say, "Captain, there's some aid you gotta take"
You say, "Captain, quarantine you gotta break"
You say, "Captain, there's some food you need to take"
"Age and booze has rot your brain, you think I fix your big mistake"
You and that admiral, you fix this mess together
You load a boat and paddle it and then you make it better
Or float it in a bottle then, I don't care what you do
But don't call me back because this conversation's through
Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
TROND:
The general said, "I'm sorry but I'll have to drop a dime"
"You made a lot of money but you cannot do the time"
"I know the cargo carried and the guy you sold it to"
"And where the body's buried, so the choice is up to you"
ASA:
You stinkin' little weasel, you're a terrible old fool
You think you gonna blackmail me to do this deed for you?
You think you gonna blackmail me so you can make some money?
You think you gonna blackmail me you stupid mountain monkey?
TROND:
Take the food out to Kastrup and then you sail away
Take the food out to Kastrup or prepare for judgement day
Take the food out to Kastrup. That's all I'm gonna say
Take the food out to Kastrup, or I'll see you on vis'ting day
ASA:
You put your @#$%@ in your @#$%#$ $#@#, you misbegotten @#$%^#@#$$!
@#$!#% the horse you rode in on, and @#$%$# your mother!
@#$%#$ $#@# your countrymen, they all are just like you!
@#$%#$ $#@# your partners, and your little doggie too!
I'll take your food out to Kastrup and I hope your crewmen choke!
I'll take your food out to Kastrup and I hope you end up broke!
I'll take your food out to Kastrup but that's the last I'll do
I'll take your food out to Kastrup and after that we're through!
If you contact me again, I will destroy you!
If you contact me again, I will destroy you!
If you contact me again, I will destroy you!
If you contact me again, I will destroy you!
The symbolized words are Icelandic. I don't speak Icelandic but I'm sure they're all perfectly innocent.
