ALLRIGHT time to take this internet course about driving theory!! what a good ide- WHY WOULD IT SHOW ME A PICTURE OF A BLOODY CORPSE
“as a teenager you probably never think about SAFETY while driving, like why would you do that hahaha teenagers amirite”
DUDE!!!THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I STOPPED PRACTICE DRIVING TWO YEARS AGO!!! i couldn’t stop thinking about myself as a dead and bloody corpse!!!!!!! and the theory book had to mention how people die in traffic every other sentence!!!!!!
“do you want to be THIS BLOODY CORPSE, or an adult adult man with two kids and a beautiful wife that is also alive”
facepalming my way to the grave
wouldn’t say no to a beautiful wife though. but if i can’t handle the responsibility of driving a car then i’m definitely not ready to take care of a child

literally why
oh my god is that the hunger games soundtrack playing. it really sounds like the hunger games soundtrack
“so what are the kidz into these days. how do we make this theory course HASHTAG COOL YO”
“it seem like today’s youth are into death and blood and gore and dystopia fiction”
“edgy. let’s do it”
*epic cinematic music playing*
*picture of a serious young lady*
deep manly voice: “I always fix the positions of the seat and mirrors before driving.”
“we want ZERO dead and ZERO hurt. that’s the ZERO VISION”
“haha yeah because i, a 21 year old child, obviously want to commit homicide”
“it’s not cool when people die!!!!”
“is there something YOU can do to contribute to our ZERO VISION???”
yeah i could quit driving and never leave the basement for the rest of my life
“click on the pictures of teenagers to hear voice clips of them saying how they don’t want people to die!”
my theory book is all “if you listen to music in the car there’s a 1000% higher chance you might die” so yeah i’m probably gonna die young listening to enya
god i keep misclicking buttons, i want to click the “next question” button but the PAUSE BUTTON SPROUTS WINGS AND GETS IN MY WAY whenever i’m close to it. i can’t make this up

i was too distracted by this picture to listen to the manly voice. im a bad student
beep beep
“you are, however, allowed to have a trailer with capacity for MORE than 750 kg,” *illustration of a crocodile opening its jaws*
….i have to admit crocodiles are the way to go if they want my attention