It would suck if he died of course. No idea what the news article means, but the guy in the picture looks annoyed so I guess it happens pretty often. Do people die at thingvellir and near the geysirs though?
He's the head of the rescue units and is probably very, very fed up with tourists in trouble... as for dying at Þingvellir, no one's died there recently (although if we look at the site as it is PLENTY of people have died there at one time or another) although one family did almost kill their 10-year old kid by telling him to jump in the ice cold water and then just laughing at him when he got a cold shock.
Usually people die by doing something remarkably stupid all on their own though and then the rescue units have to go try save them and risk their lives in process, not to mention they're all volunteers and have to pay their own equipment+gas.
We played (and won) a hockey game to get rid of him, maybe you could try the same?
Did it work? Icelanders don't really care about ice hockey, can it be handball instead?
That proves it, you have some dark sacrificing rituals going on there! 
All in the name of Darwin!
It's almost as if someone is intentionally reminding us of things we thought we'd managed to forget, like What Does the Fox say and Bieber ...
Iiiii have nooooo idea of what you could be hinting at.
