Haha, I have a joke about this, that my cousin used to tell all the time:
Once there was a blind man traveling through Texas, who decided to stop at a diner for breakfast.
Upon arriving, he ordered a cup of coffee. He was given a coffee mug the size of his head.
"Wow, this sure is a lot of coffee!" He exclaimed.
The waitress replied, "Everything's bigger in Texas."
The man decided to order a doughnut instead. The doughnut was the size of a car tire.
"Wow, this sure is a large doughnut," he said.
"Everything's bigger in Texas."
After his meal, the blind man asked the waitress if he could use the bathroom.
"Sure, it's the second door on the right."
Accidentally, the man turns left, and falls into an indoor swimming pool.
Panicked, he yells, "DON'T FLUSH!!"
I love Texas jokes. I have so many. One of my favorites:
God went missing from Heaven for six days, and then on the seventh returned to rest. The Archangel Michael asked, "God, where have you been all this time?"
God smiled and showed him a blue globe. "Look at what I have created, Michael," He said. "It is called Earth, and I have made it a perfect example of balance. Here, it is cold; here, hot. Here, wet; here, dry. Here, I will put people with black skin; here, people with white skin. Here I have mountains and valleys; here, flat, rolling plains."
Michael looked at the Earth with awe, and asked, "Which place is your favorite?"
God pointed to Texas and said, "I have plans for this spot. Here I will put people who are friendly, honest, generous, hard-working, respectful, and wise. They will build their livelihoods with their own hands and expect nothing in return for giving their all."
Michael nodded, then frowned, puzzled. "But God, You said that You would have a perfect example of balance."
God smiled again and said, "Wait until you see the idiots I will put in D.C."
