What I wonder is: Don't all those houses seem slightly off-kilter? Like their floors aren't on the same parallel with the ground or other houses? Or in some cases, even parallel with their own doors or windows?
Maybe this is cheating because the house is really old, but
it's from Ribe in Denmark, we slept over in it and everything inside was really wonky and i kept crashing into walls and doorframes
And maybe people might never want to go to a museum with you, but it's an other story.
thAT IS TRU-
I *absolutely* want to be guided around a museum by Haiz. I am quite sincere about this. I'd need my asthma inhaler, I'd be laughing so hard.
-wait what
I think you're overestimating my guiding abilities a little, but I'm very flattered
Congrats! (Blasts Curry's flamethrower at the sky.)
I had to refresh my memory on Le Corbusier just now, and was appalled to realize he personally was responsible for 99% of what was wrong with urban planning in post-WWII America. (Besides, I bet those stupid pillars aren't earthquake-safe.)
where did you get their flamethrower. are you authorized for this. should i be worried
hahahaha yeahhhhhhhhhh he was. he was something all right
also not really corbusier, but we watched a video of the demolition of pruitt igoe and it was oddly satisfying
Somehow I'm now imagining Haiz as a demented tour guide, making up stuff about the people in the dioramas in the natural history museum or inventing stories of artists or animal species or what have you.
Or as a stand-up comic doing a routine where she pretends to be a demented tour guide. Hmm...
ugh 'demented' is kind of a not good word??
also *ze
(also I would give you 103% TRU FACTS who do you think i am)
((im not saying i wouldn't imitate dinosaurs though. my dinosaur imitations are pretty good))