I... actually kind of hate breakfast so I generally just eat something like cereal (bland), bread (bland), or a baguette with brie (distinctly less bland and my personal favorite). What do you mean that's too much starch I will fight you
In all seriousness, though, I just go straight to lunch if given the choice, and sandwiches are some of my favorite lunches, so sandwiches = kind of breakfast? Best breakfast? Yeah, that.