... and if anyone has read my short story about the post-Rash Fish Pool and thought that "no human still able to breathe can come up with something
that stupid", I found something in the ad brochures in my mailbox today ...
In a nutshell, this product is a battery-operated motion detector that, when it notices you stumbling around in the dark to have a tinkle, turns on a LED light on the other end of its upside-down "U" shape. It has that shape so as to be hung over the rim of the toilet bowl, so that the LED will cast its eerie glow onto
the inside of the bowl.I don't know about y'all, but the only time when *I* need that place particularly well-illuminated is while I'm
cleaning it, in which case I'm not exactly keen on having any extra stuff hang down into it. More precisely, if the normal lighting would not cut it, I'd find a
headlamp more useful than this novelty ... !