Awaaaaah....this morning I put moisturizer on my toothbrush and didn't realize UNTIL IT WAS IN MY MOUTH
[Insert "juicy talker today" jab]
At least you know exactly where that
brush has been. In one of the hotels I frequent, the cleaning team is used to use toothbrushes to work on the nooks and crannies of the faucets - and one day noticed that they suddenly had
two of those ...
(Yes, they 'fessed up and put a new one for me into the bathroom 'fore I returned from work.

)