I had a horrible migraine last night so I took the rather powerful pills my GP has prescribed. They
kind of stopped the headache, but had a the rather interesting side effect of giving me what I presume to be a kind of dyslexia/aphasia.
I could read if I
concentrated on each word one by one, but otherwise everything was totally scrambled. Words somehow read as
other words even though I could see that they
weren't, and if I tried reading out loud it was complete gibberish. For instance...
Text as written - "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate"
Text as read - "Shalt of the comrade ta at sorted ded tar at more loving and most temperature"
Text as spoken - "Shart art a compart tata tara summat data? Tah-ra ah mata lala lala art ta tata"
It was
very weird, but absolutely fascinating at the same time!
(Completely unrelated, the Village Voice has
published perhaps the greatest movie review in history)