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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #60 on: June 27, 2015, 09:33:56 PM »
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #61 on: June 27, 2015, 09:42:00 PM »
No longer allowed near beasts even approximating catness.
No longer allowed near animals of any kind.
Y'all are all such geniuses!

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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #62 on: June 27, 2015, 11:25:29 PM »
From my friend:
Not allowed to appear out of nowhere.
My addition to that:
Not allowed to ask mages to assist in the same.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #63 on: June 28, 2015, 07:47:29 AM »
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Not allowed to ask scientists either.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #64 on: July 08, 2015, 09:33:41 AM »
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #65 on: July 10, 2015, 02:34:42 AM »
Not allowed to wrap new crew members in blanket burritos and joke about eating them, because no one understands my sense of humor
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #66 on: July 11, 2015, 08:11:56 PM »
Not allowed to wrap new crew members in blanket burritos and joke about eating them, because no one understands my sense of humor

So terribly accurate!
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #67 on: July 25, 2015, 05:21:25 PM »
'En hel skide flok' is not a valid response when asked for an enemy numbers report.
Or for ANY numbers report.
Yes, this includes inventory.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #68 on: July 25, 2015, 06:07:01 PM »
'En hel skide flok' is not a valid response when asked for an enemy numbers report.
Or for ANY numbers report.
Yes, this includes inventory.
...
No longer allowed near the armory.
Language!
(It's in Danish though, so it gets added!)
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #69 on: September 11, 2015, 01:22:16 PM »
From P. 375, where Reynir is nervously asking Mikkel whether being close to Rash-contaminated clothing would actually make his skin fall off and he'd die.  Mikkel says....

Well, our imaginative Minnions came up with some possible answers:


AmityM
Mikkel weighs his options:

- "I guess we'll find out together, won't we?"

- "Oh wait, you said not immune?"

- "Let's try to be optimistic -- maybe you are an outlier."

- "The way I look at it, 99.99% fatality isn't technically a guarantee."

- "Rash illness? I don't actually believe in any of that."

- "Actually, I'm completely convinced that you are already infected."

- "Oh no, you won't die."

This is a tough one...

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"Don't tell me you have face-cancer too?"

"The cold kills the infection, but I think you're infected. The only way to kill it now is to stay outside overnight...."

"What's this infection thing everyone keeps talking about?"

"You won't die. You'll turn into a horrific creature with arms coming out of your skull and your mind will be so far gone you might as well be dead, but you won't die."

JoB 
"Well, yes, that's exactly what would happen to you [if these clothes were in fact still contagious]."

"I carefully mapped this vehicle's ventilation. Where you sit now, you're not downwind of the washing in any of the air currents. Better ask first when you need to move, though."

"I'm a medic, you know. A professional. I have a stapler and plenty of clamps for it, I will get your skin back on."

"Ah yes, safe distances. You had yours until the ship veered towards Amager ..."

"Don't worry too much about it. Usually the patient is in too much pain to worry about those details."
"I don't see the problem. Roasts need to be skinned anyway, right?"

Ceceoh 
"Your mother was a very wise woman."

"Oh, she was just trying not to scare you. Doesn't matter how far away you stand from bloody clothes."

"She was right! Quick, jump into this tub!" (Eh, that last one may not be subtle enough for Mikkel.)

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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #70 on: September 11, 2015, 01:25:15 PM »
The Mikkeltrolling continues on p. 376:

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Reynir: AAAAAAAH!!!! MIKKEEEEEEEEL!!!!! MY FACE FEELS LIKE IT'S MELTING OFF!!!! I'M GONNA DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Mikkel: What???
Reynir: I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT HOME!!!!!
Mikkel: Let me see.
Mikkel:  ...
Mikkel: Reynir, exactly how much time did you spend outdoors while you were growing up in Iceland?
Reynir: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING????
Mikkel: It's called sunburn, Reynir.
Reynir: WHAT???
Mikkel: If you spend too much time in the sun your skin turns red and hurts.
Reynir: THE SUN CAN KILL YOU???
Mikkel:
Mikkel: Yes. You'd better stay in the truck from now on. Just one burn won't cause too much damage, but two can kill you, and three definitely will. You should have stayed home.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #71 on: September 11, 2015, 03:31:13 PM »
So new item:
I am not allowed to convince northern recruits that sunburn is the first sign of the Rash.
Even if they are immune.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #72 on: October 08, 2015, 09:29:07 PM »
Here's one!

I may not use coconuts and say I am in a cavalry brigade.
If I procure coconuts, I must explain how I got tropical plant life in Scandinavia.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #73 on: October 08, 2015, 09:31:10 PM »
Here's one!

I may not use coconuts and say I am in a cavalry brigade.
If I procure coconuts, I must explain how I got tropical plant life in Scandinavia.
I must also not convince Icelanders that Denmark has vast coconut forests.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #74 on: October 16, 2015, 03:32:53 PM »
An artillery piece is not a toy.
Neither are the grenade launchers.
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