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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #75 on: October 16, 2015, 03:51:05 PM »
Quote from: Ragnarok on October 16, 2015, 03:32:53 PM
An artillery piece is not a toy.
Neither are the grenade launchers.
And ESPECIALLY not the tanks.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #76 on: November 24, 2015, 06:02:39 PM »
Grenades are NOT for fishing.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #77 on: November 24, 2015, 06:03:36 PM »
Crippling one's team mates is right out.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #78 on: November 24, 2015, 10:32:49 PM »
Quote from: Róisín on November 24, 2015, 06:03:36 PM
Crippling one's team mates is right out.
…even if it does improve team efficiency.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #79 on: November 25, 2015, 12:51:27 AM »
Quote from: Ragnarok on November 24, 2015, 06:02:39 PM
Grenades are NOT for fishing.
What are you talking about? no, grenades are so effective - they must be built for fishing...
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #80 on: November 25, 2015, 11:57:20 AM »
Quote from: Ragnarok on November 24, 2015, 06:02:39 PM
Grenades are NOT for fishing.

Emil may feel otherwise.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #81 on: November 26, 2015, 01:25:24 PM »
Quote from: LooNEY_DAC on November 24, 2015, 10:32:49 PM
…even if it does improve team efficiency.

No longer allowed near metal pipes of any kind.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #82 on: November 26, 2015, 03:00:45 PM »
Quote from: Void Slayer on November 26, 2015, 01:25:24 PM
No longer allowed near metal pipes of any kind.
Not allowed to remove the barracks' plumbing, either.
Not allowed to set up a booth and collect entrance fees to said barracks, or calling them "skating rinks".
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #83 on: November 28, 2015, 11:16:05 AM »

Bad at stitching.  No longer allowed to repair torn uniforms.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #84 on: December 03, 2015, 01:36:14 PM »
Only vaguely related, but I'm currently earwormed by the concept of a roomful of dwarves singing

That's what Mikkel Madsen hates
So carefully, carefully with the plates!
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #85 on: December 03, 2015, 07:25:20 PM »
Quote from: urbicande on December 03, 2015, 01:36:14 PM
Only vaguely related, but I'm currently earwormed by the concept of a roomful of dwarves singing

That's what Mikkel Madsen hates
So carefully, carefully with the plates!
oh god you've gotten me too
*hums along, grimly*
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #86 on: December 04, 2015, 08:49:31 AM »
Quote from: Noodly Appendage on December 03, 2015, 07:25:20 PM
oh god you've gotten me too
*hums along, grimly*

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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #87 on: December 05, 2015, 02:31:01 AM »
No longer allowed to withhold food from teammates whilst announcing the "start of the annual Hunger Games".
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #88 on: January 23, 2016, 05:43:51 PM »
Some new items for the list:

Cats do not double as metal detectors and I should not tell new recruits otherwise
My superior officer is not a troll in disguise
Even if the cats don't like him
I cannot blame the Hiisi for my behavior
When the mage says there are hostile ghosts, cannot suggest calling the ghostbusters
Humming the ghostbusters theme will not, in fact, repel hostile spirits
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #89 on: January 23, 2016, 06:39:14 PM »
Quote from: Sir. Orc on January 23, 2016, 05:43:51 PM
When the mage says there are hostile ghosts, cannot suggest calling the ghostbusters
Humming the ghostbusters theme will not, in fact, repel hostile spirits
May not warn others to "not cross the streams".
Especially not by means of lavatory graffiti.
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