Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:

[Grade E cat]

I will fix the fact that the only Icelandic phrase Lalli knows is "I'm going to cut your braid in your sleep."
Even if he insists it's the only thing he needs to know how to say.

[Abprallen]

I am supervising the recreation period of the non-immune civilian in quarantine, not "taking the mage for walkies."

I made the ugliest noise

[XanaduTrigger]

Dear dog, how did you come up with so many things?

[Jharad17]

Dear dog, how did you come up with so many things?

I told you, I told you!   
(Rachel McG on disqus)

[XanaduTrigger]

I told you, I told you!   
(Rachel McG on disqus)

??? I must know what you are speaking of

[Jharad17]

??? I must know what you are speaking of

Ah, I see I was being too circumspect. Sorry.
My Disqus identity is Rachel McGonagill, and I think I was the one who suggested this thread to you on one of the recent comic pages.

[Anna]

•I will not imply or state that Lalli is an "animal person" and has "invited the madness" by biting Reynír.
•I will not refer to Emil as "just some guy", or as Lalli's "not-friend" since they are apparently actually friends.
•I will surrender all material pertaining to the pre-Rash horror comic "Wilde Life" immediately.
•I will explain how I obtained the aforementioned material and how I managed to learn to read English.
•Thunder Children do not exist, and even if they did, there would not be any in Denmark.
(Inspired by a comment thread on disqus)

[Athena]

•I will not imply or state that Lalli is an "animal person" and has "invited the madness" by biting Reynír.
•I will not refer to Emil as "just some guy", or as Lalli's "not-friend" since they are apparently actually friends.
•I will surrender all material pertaining to the pre-Rash horror comic "Wilde Life" immediately.
•I will explain how I obtained the aforementioned material and how I managed to learn to read English.
•Thunder Children do not exist, and even if they did, there would not be any in Denmark.
(Inspired by a comment thread on disqus)

hahaha yes! I love the idea of some sort of Wilde Life crossover, that comic is great!

[Anna]

hahaha yes! I love the idea of some sort of Wilde Life crossover, that comic is great!

Oh good grief, don't tempt me! I've got at least three other au ideas I'm neglecting.

[Athena]

Oh good grief, don't tempt me! I've got at least three other au ideas I'm neglecting.

Don't we all? Ah, the fandom life is a harsh one... *strikes dramatic anime pose*

[Róisín]

All we need is another week in the week, every week. Or maybe another week in the day.....

[Grade E cat]

Mages capable of transforming are not "backup therapy animals".

[Anna]

•I will explain how I taught Lalli how to read English when we have no language in common.
•I will apologize to Lalli for doubting his spell development abilities with regards to shapeshifting and to everyone else for giving him the idea in the first place.
•"Have Lalli turn into a lynx at it" is no longer a valid problem solving suggestion.
•Neither is "have Reynír turn into a dog at it".
•Anything to do with "Wilde Life" is summarily banned on pain of banishment to the storage compartment.

[Grade E cat]

There are better ways to express my opinion about people's parenting choices than to hand them a "Basic facts about the Rash" pamphlet.

[OwlsG0]

I am no longer allowed to communicate through the majesty of dance
I am not part bee, therefore this demand is not discriminatory against my ethnic background
I will cease making that unending buzzing noise whenever I move
I am not required to consume flowers or other nectar-producing plants every 15 minutes
I am not allowed to carry a needle to simulate the sensation of a sting, nor administer this when someone irritates me
I will stop tormenting those among my colleagues who are allergic to bees by threatening them with a fatal dose of my 'genuine bee venom' if they incur my wrath