I do not have CHIM and I cannot just 'handwave' a unicycle into existence.
I am not, and have never been, a disciple of "Talos", and I am not allowed to preach his power in the mess hall.
I will explain where I found my "Talos priest robes".
I will hand over any and all "artifacts of Talos" to the officers.
Including my "Shrine of Talos", which I must admit is actually just a weird looking rock, and not "an image of our godly leader".