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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #180 on: September 12, 2016, 10:08:50 PM »
Pictures of frogs are not a substitute for currency, no matter how 'rare' these 'pepes' are.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #181 on: September 12, 2016, 10:09:33 PM »
I will explain where I got this picture, and remove it from the places where our cats tend to gather.


I am not allowed to communicate only with memes.
I may not refer to my superiors as "uncultured swine" for weeks after they not only prevent me from communicating only with memes but also have the nerve to ask me what a meme actually is.

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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #182 on: September 13, 2016, 12:33:44 AM »
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #183 on: September 13, 2016, 10:51:05 AM »
Pictures of frogs are not a substitute for currency, no matter how 'rare' these 'pepes' are.

I am not allowed to ride a unicycle into camp saying "here comes dat boi !!"

I am not allowed a unicycle for any reason.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #184 on: September 13, 2016, 06:07:44 PM »
I am not allowed to ride a unicycle into camp saying "here comes dat boi !!"

I am not allowed a unicycle for any reason.
I will explain, in detail, where I got that unicycle.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #185 on: September 13, 2016, 06:29:57 PM »
I am no longer allowed to explain where I got a unicycle from.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #186 on: September 13, 2016, 07:21:38 PM »
I do not have CHIM and I cannot just 'handwave' a unicycle into existence.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #187 on: September 13, 2016, 07:34:18 PM »
While the base agrees I have an amazing singing voice, it is not appropriate to deliver my reports in a musical form
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #188 on: September 13, 2016, 08:50:41 PM »
I do not have CHIM and I cannot just 'handwave' a unicycle into existence.

I am not, and have never been, a disciple of "Talos", and I am not allowed to preach his power in the mess hall.

I will explain where I found my "Talos priest robes".

I will hand over any and all "artifacts of Talos" to the officers.

Including my "Shrine of Talos", which I must admit is actually just a weird looking rock, and not "an image of our godly leader".
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #189 on: September 19, 2016, 10:28:59 AM »
I am not allowed to list any fellow workers as '@#$!!ing ripped' in my reports, even though she is, I swear it, and I am terrified,
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #190 on: September 19, 2016, 10:51:20 AM »
I am not allowed to list any fellow workers as '@#$!!ing ripped' in my reports, even though she is, I swear it, and I am terrified,

I am not allowed to refer to Sigrun as a 'bara waifu'.
Even if I tell her what that is.
Especially now that she knows what that is.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #191 on: September 19, 2016, 10:04:00 PM »
I am not allowed to refer to Sigrun as a 'bara waifu'.
Even if I tell her what that is.
Especially now that she knows what that is.

I will tell Captain Eide to stop referring to me as 'husbando', even if it is a joke,
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #192 on: September 19, 2016, 10:57:41 PM »
I am to no longer attempt to teach Sigrun the subtleties of sarcasm in, as the admiral put it, "a fashion of trial by fire", especially while giving her important information.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #193 on: September 20, 2016, 01:11:04 AM »
I am to no longer attempt to teach Sigrun the subtleties of sarcasm in, as the admiral put it, "a fashion of trial by fire", especially while giving her important information.

Nor 'trial by stone'
Nor 'trial by sword'
No one else has ever seen Jim Henson's 'The dark crystal' and thus do not know what I am talking about
No one else knows who Jim Henson is and thus do not know what I am talking about
I will dispose of that green frog puppet immediately
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #194 on: October 21, 2016, 09:11:47 AM »
I will not change places with my twin brother...

(I had a loooooong and funny while thinking of the possibilities)
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