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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #195 on: October 21, 2016, 04:18:22 PM »
I will not change places with my twin brother...

(I had a loooooong and funny while thinking of the possibilities)
I will not disguise myself with a long blond wig and pretend to be Mikkela, the female member of the "Madsen Triplets." I do not have an identical twin sister, and I never did.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #196 on: October 22, 2016, 04:31:16 AM »
Used to know a pair of identical twin sisters who would do that all the time, to the utter confusion of all around them, including their boyfriends.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #197 on: October 22, 2016, 05:06:41 AM »
I will not persuade Michael to wear a sweater that says 'Thing 2' and swap it for my 'Thing 1' whenever I am called on to work
I will not persuade Michael to take my place in staff meetings
I will not persuade Michael to pretend to be me whenever my ex comes into the office
I will stop bringing my twin brother into work because he is not employed here and it is not 'bring your womb-mate to work' day
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #198 on: October 22, 2016, 05:24:19 AM »
I will not try to explain away my bad behaviour by claiming to be 'the evil twin'
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #199 on: October 22, 2016, 03:46:23 PM »
Even though I may in fact be the evil twin, I am not allowed to act as such at work.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #200 on: October 22, 2016, 03:51:41 PM »
I may not blame the existence of my twin on "hideous secret genetic experiments conducted by the Y90 military as it gets more and more desperate".
This order shall stand even during those times I am not in the military's employ.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #201 on: October 22, 2016, 05:05:48 PM »
I may not blame the existence of my twin on "hideous secret genetic experiments conducted by the Y90 military as it gets more and more desperate".
This order shall stand even during those times I am not in the military's employ.
I may not blame the Y0 military either.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #202 on: October 23, 2016, 01:49:00 AM »
I will not tell the new recruits who meet my twin independently of me that they met an evil shape-shifter who occupies my form to entice youthful victims into his cave of doom
I am no longer to use the phrase '- of doom'
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #203 on: October 23, 2016, 07:34:04 AM »
I am not permitted to substitute 'of doom' with 'de la muerte'.
I will explain what 'de la muerte' means.
I will explain how and where I learned the old world language known as 'Spanish'
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #204 on: October 24, 2016, 08:27:55 PM »
I am not permitted to substitute 'of doom' with 'de la muerte'.
I will explain what 'de la muerte' means.
I will explain how and where I learned the old world language known as 'Spanish'

I will surrender my stash of ancient foreign language dictionaries
I am not a dragon, therefore it will not harm me to surrender my 'hoard'
I am not the last of the dragons
I will stop using a can of hairspray and a lighter to make it appear as though I am breathing fire
I will stop 'roaring' over the PA system in the middle of the night, as it agitates the new recruits
I am no longer allowed to speak Spanish
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #205 on: October 24, 2016, 10:26:52 PM »
Leaving staches of confectionaries out in the silent world is heavily frowned up.
The board game ouja is in fact not "fun for the whole family living and dead" and is considered a mild annoyance to the local spirits at best.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #206 on: October 25, 2016, 01:06:31 PM »
The board game ouja is in fact not "fun for the whole family living and dead" and is considered a mild annoyance to the local spirits at best.
Not allowed to consult dead family members' counsel using it anymore.
Dead family members cannot cast votes in favour of your proposals, either.
... when did we, the military, put decisions up to voting, anyway!?
Dead family members cannot outrank live, present officers, regardless of what rank they might have had while living.
Nor can they promote you.
Nor can they "possess" you to wield their heirloom sabre and challenge your CO to a duel in a ghastly voice.
Not thumb war, either.
I shall tell my dead family members to cease interfering with my military assignment in any way lest they become conscripted just to be told to stand guard over a pebble on a deserted island for a century.
Not allowed to swear revenge in the name of any family member thus "backstabbed".
That doesn't make your family "the rulers of the seven seas", either.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #207 on: November 03, 2016, 03:37:24 AM »
I will not disguise myself with a long blond wig and pretend to be Mikkela, the female member of the "Madsen Triplets." I do not have an identical twin sister, and I never did.

Apparently this needs to be Retconed since Maja Madsen is apparently Canon.

Move to strike "I do not have an identical twin sister, and I never did." from the record.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #208 on: November 03, 2016, 09:48:07 PM »
I will not use my succession of look-alike siblings to pretend to be me, with varying amounts of padding and wigs, and assume my duties
I will stop smuggling my younger siblings onto the base, particularly Mille, as she steals ammunition and speaks only in shouts
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #209 on: November 03, 2016, 10:36:20 PM »
I will not use my succession of look-alike siblings to pretend to be me, with varying amounts of padding and wigs, and assume my duties
I will stop smuggling my younger siblings onto the base, particularly Mille, as she steals ammunition and speaks only in shouts
I will not use my succession of look-alike siblings to pretend to be Admiral Olsen.

Particularly Mille.

My siblings are longer allowed on base at any time, for any reason.

Particularly Mille.