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Fire The Mob, Admire Burning Blobs
The boggled eyes stare,
Through the brain dome,
A leg lifts through the air,
Trying to stab it home.
A well-timed back-step,
He escapes in his retreat.
While turning he swept,
With a blast of his heat.
The leg is aburst,
Bright flames licking.
Painfully submersed,
The fire keeps a-sticking.
The roast leg is waving,
With no way to smother.
Peculiar behaving,
As it collides with another.
It doesn't abate,
Careful where you tread.
Emil can only spectate.
The flames only spread.
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Flamey Blobs Can Dance
(based on Same Old Song And Dance by Aerosmith)
Get yourself hotter, burn them with haste
Transparent brain spotters, fire lays them to waste
With the spout, conflagration will go to their heads
And burning aggravation, they're soon enough dead
It's the flamey glory
Flamey blobs can dance, my friend
It's the flamey glory
Flamey blobs can dance, my friend
Gotcha with the napalm, spraying with my gun
No useful arms to douse them, to getcha undone
It spreads all over, in flames they will drown
And it's just not the same without Sigrun around
It's the flamey glory
Flamey blobs can dance, my friend
It's the flamey glory, flamey glory
Flamey blobs can dance
No longer blockin', legs start knockin'
My source of convection, looks like perfection
Disinfection, can't help projection
Can't stand the heat, when the flames got you beat, my friend
When you burn up and combust, the meltin' white-heat
With my old flamer-nozzle, having hot feet
It spreads all over, in flames they will drown
And it's just not the same without Sigrun around