Ah, thank you those who have commented on the ssss gloves. I've never commented on the comic before or anything related, and after having the idea for gloves, I had to share them. As much as I would love to share the pattern (because that would be crazy cool), I wrote down almost none of it as I knit them, and all I have are haphazard doodles and notes crammed onto some spare engineering paper.
I can attempt to relay how they came about, however. I used super fine acrylic yarn with one-sized needles (I used straight ones,but circular or DPN could probably be used to remove the seam). I cast on 80 stitches (I used 82 to allow me some seam allowance for when I sewed together the ends) for the body, then 2x2 ribbed/did the mock cuff thing for 20 stitches with 5 of the base color, 5 for the SSSS, then 5 more blank until I started the emblem, while knitting 9 more blank before casting off. The thumb started as 13(15 w/ allowance), then increased every other row until it was 25 (27 w/ al.) Once it was long enough, I began decreasing on both ends every row until it came to a point. All of the fingers started as 13 (15 w/ al.) except the pinky, which was 11 (13 w/ al.). Those were all knit until I thought them long enough. I placed the thumb approximately between the 19th and 39th stitch from the top of the cuff. I sewed the fingers onto the base using my hand as a mold to keep the pieces in place.
To anyone who would like to use any of that, take as you will, feel free to modify and such. I'm just super glad they ended up fitting my hands, as I have a notorious habit of making things just a bit too small or to large.