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Title: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on March 27, 2021, 01:49:29 AM
A chapter break is upon us once again, and perhaps we can all use a break from the recent drama in the fandom.  What better way to reconnect with what you have always loved about SSSS (the story), than showcasing a series of hideous and/or frightening beasts?  Once again we have each day** allocated to one of our talented Minnions to produce a new fanwork, to tide us over until the new chapter.  The theme this time out centers upon the bears featured in the Bear Registry, (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic2.php?page=351) and Forests in general. 

And as always, if the day's prompt inspires you, feel free to post your own work - poem, drawing, story, photos of charging bear beasts, whatever you would like to share.  Look for my posts each day in the early hours of the day Forum time.

(https://imgur.com/SdnsnoG.png)

**This break is to last for 3 weeks, and there are a couple is just one! unclaimed prompts we shoved to the end.  Please see this message (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1118.210msg=178516#msg178516) to see what prompts are still outstanding and message Jitter or thegreyarea to claim it.

Edit:  I'll put a table of contents of sorts here, and link to the messages as they're posted.
1.  (How to Catch) Nalle (no link, it's the next message!)
2.  Woodland Sounds (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.15msg=179902#msg179902)
3.  (How to catch) Möntti (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.30msg=180018#msg180018)
4.  Fir or pine trees (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.45msg=180092#msg180092)
5.  (How to Catch) Lalli (the bear) (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.45msg=180156#msg180156)
6.  Bird(s) (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.60msg=180219#msg180219)
7.  (How to catch) Metsänukko (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.75msg=180304#msg180304)
8.  Moss and/or lichen (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.75msg=180348#msg180348)
9.  Brook, pond, or spring (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.90msg=180409#msg180409)
10. Rowan or birch (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.105msg=180474#msg180474)
11. Hilly landscape (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.105msg=180510#msg180510)
12. (How to Catch) Karvaturri (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.120msg=180535#msg180535)
13. Oak or lime (tilia) trees (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.120msg=180572#msg180572)
14. The bear family (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.135msg=180601#msg180601)
15. Leaves and blossoms (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.150msg=180648#msg180648)
16. (How to catch) OC bear beast (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.150msg=180662#msg180662)
17. Night in the Forest (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.150msg=180679#msg180679)
18. Bear vs moose (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.165msg=180701#msg180701)
19. Hunting and/or game (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.165msg=180715#msg180715)
20. Outside the Known World (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.180msg=180729#msg180729)
21. Mushrooms (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.195msg=180751#msg180751)
22. (How to catch) Hallavanahka (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.195msg=180768#msg180768)
23. (How to catch) Kusiaistennuolija (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1172.210msg=180793#msg180793)
24. (How to catch) Pöppö  (New chapter starts!)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on March 27, 2021, 01:59:54 AM
Day 1 Prompt: (How to Catch) Nalle

Lucky me, I get to go first!  I have concocted a plan for Nalle in words & pictures.  It's under a spoiler because there is a kinda sorta gruesome bit of horror in the pictures, commensurate with the level of horror we see on the pages.

Spoiler: clever plan to kill nalle the rampaging pekinese • show

(https://imgur.com/wvKZh0a.png)

"Nalle is one of the worst beasts documented on the Bear Registry.  As the Registry puts it, 'nearly half of this bear is a mouth', a maw capable of swallowing a person whole.  That claim is not hyperbole; the team that documented Nalle lost one of its members that way.  It's likely that more souls have been lost inside that pit which defies belief.  On the registry she is listed as not slain.

The beast cannot make out what is directly in front of her.  Like a baby, her main form of interaction with the outside world is to put it in her mouth.  As both offensive and defensive reaction, sustenance and threats alike are taken in without testing for wholesomeness.

This tendency to swallow anything without discrimination can be used to advantage to eliminate Nalle."

(https://imgur.com/YoFnYoT.png)

"Nalle is active in an area with many trolls, which often spew half-chewed and defecated gobbets of infected material everywhere they go.  With so much pressure from the harsh environment, many other creatures are desperate for any scrap of sustenance they can obtain, and mistake the strewn spew for a savoury stew.  Thus, swallowing these is a major vector toward spreading the contagion in the area.

What you must do is gather together bits of the offal strewn about by other these trolls and place it into the back of a stony cavern.  If you raise a clamour around Nalle, she will feel as though she is threatened on all sides and will retreat into the cave.  Once inside the cave, she will hear her own thrashing and roaring echoed back at her.  Alarmed, she will back further into the cave, stepping into the offal piled there.  Her limited vision will be of no help to her as she becomes maddened by the terrified grunting and growled threats she hears in the echo chamber."

(https://imgur.com/Kf5rSni.png)

"Your team should now back away, keeping a defensive and watchful position outside the cavern.

Inside the cave, Nalle will become aware of the offal piled around her, and probing it with her tongue, will mistake it for something that will sustain her.  Every noise she makes will resound in the echo chamber, and she will be beset by a frenzy of eating and growling, still believing herself surrounded by enemies.  When she encounters her own back foot, covered with offal, she will become completely enraged at the pain of her enemies' bite, and attack."

(https://imgur.com/tAEdUkP.png)

"By the time she realises it is her own feet and backside she's stuffed into her maw, it will be too late.   Like an ourobouros, she will eat herself.  And that, will be the end of Nalle.  Now, are there any questions?"

(https://imgur.com/oamd28O.png)

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(We can hope this team (with or without blue hair) manages to move Nalle on to the forests of Tapio and Mielikki where she belongs, soon.)

Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: catbirds on March 27, 2021, 02:45:35 AM
Haha, thank you Wave! I loved the expressions this team's leader had, they put a smile on my face at this very late hour :>

Their enthusiasm for getting blue hair really shines through!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: JoB on March 27, 2021, 03:35:09 AM
"Ooookayyyy ... so, Red Team, what's your approach?" :torbjorn:
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Maglor on March 27, 2021, 06:17:38 AM
Um-m-m...
Why not just feed her a bomb?
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: moredhel on March 27, 2021, 06:48:12 AM
I Like the pictures. And the Plan and the blue hair thing. Excellent work.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: thegreyarea on March 27, 2021, 07:03:52 AM
Amazing, Wave! I love it! Very well done!

"No, these plans with bombs don't work. The beast seems able to smell explosives from very far away. Next question!"
"Can I choose the tone for the blue hair?"
"Grrr...."
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Maglor on March 27, 2021, 08:15:13 AM
"No, these plans with bombs don't work. The beast seems able to smell explosives from very far away. Next question!"

What kind of explosives can it smell? Can it smell something, that will only become explosive, being mixed with it's
stomach acid?
Can it smell a capacitator powerfull enough, to zap it dead from the inside?
So much possibilities and I only came to see them now T_T
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Alkia on March 27, 2021, 08:36:00 AM
Yaaay it has begun!!!! Heeheh I love it Wave; quite a clever strategy for getting rid of such a beast. I love how this combines imagines and dialogue below, almost like, yes, a comic (or a children's book. a children's book with very gruesome content).
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Keep Looking on March 27, 2021, 09:55:37 AM
Wave, this is really quite funny! I definitely enjoyed this first chapter break entry.

(And again, thanks so much to you (and jitter and grey) for taking on the responsibility for the chapter break filler this round - I genuinely don't know whether I would've managed, given how busy I've been.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on March 27, 2021, 11:16:03 AM
Great work Wave! And Grey, Maglor, your continuation of it works well :)

There are indeed a couple of days free, we have 21 prompts claimed but there are 23 days before the first page of next chapter. So, anyone who wants to do a piece about any bear beasts or something to do with forests, give me a shout or PM me and / or thegreyarea!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on March 27, 2021, 01:10:03 PM
Ah it's started! Hurrah!

Oh crud, one of my contributions is barely (haha) started! (Don't worry, I'll get it done on time.)

Wonderful, wave, a suitable convoluted plan that will totally work, riiiight?  ;D
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Buteo on March 27, 2021, 01:59:11 PM
That's great, Wave! Wonderful combination of art and text!
It remains a universal truth, teachers of any kind need to be careful what they threaten promise!
I really needed some humour like this right now....
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Sevseres on March 27, 2021, 02:26:30 PM
I hope the mage actually can turn hairs blue, I feel like those two would haunt the guy forever otherwise! I had enough experience with kids to know that  :onni:
Thanks for the great start wave!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on March 27, 2021, 06:29:05 PM
Wavewright, this has me giggling helplessly! I like it.

And anent blue hair: don’t do what I once did! I had put a blue dye through my hair for a part in a play (this was back in the 1960s so I was still a redhead rather than having the faintly red-streaked white that my hair is now). I then made the mistake of going swimming in a heavily chlorinated pool before going home and to sleep.

The next morning I stumbled out of bed at 0430 in the dark of a winter morning, got dressed, brushed and braided my long hair in the dark, and hauled myself off to work. I was getting strange looks all morning, but it was around noon before I passed a mirror and realised what people were looking at: between the dye and the chlorine my hair had become a viridian green. Until the colour faded I looked very strange!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: thegreyarea on March 27, 2021, 08:40:14 PM
What kind of explosives can it smell? Can it smell something, that will only become explosive, being mixed with it's
stomach acid?
Can it smell a capacitator powerfull enough, to zap it dead from the inside?
So much possibilities and I only came to see them now T_T
Maglor, I like the way you think.
I've told on some post before that if I lived in Y90 I would probably have a workshop to make traps and devise clever ways to kill troll and beasts. We could work together! :)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on March 28, 2021, 01:36:10 AM
Day 2:  Woodland Sounds

In the Forum, it's the middle of the night.  What can you hear in the middle of the night?  Jitter tells us.


After another day of rowing, they camped again. They had seen many inhabited islands, with their lakewalls and guard posts. Emil had entertained the idea that they should spend the night in a village, maybe get decent beds too. But Onni thought it was too much of a hassle, and time consuming, and Reynir supported him. Lalli was happier outside of villages in any case.

This time they chose a larger island. They had to climb a bit from the beach, where they had tied the boat, but found a good spot on a hill that dropped steeply on most sides. As there was plenty of room, Lalli and Emil took the tarp and asked Reynir to paint another confusion stave for them. Admittedly the small tent was a bit crowded with three people inside. The campsite was nice and the weather pleasant. Lalli and Emil withdrew to their camp quite soon, and Onni took the first watch. Reynir declared he’d sleep like a baby, with the whole tent for his disposal.

Reynir lay down and bundled up in the blankets. The sighing of the waves had ceased already. I wonder why the wind quiets in the evening? he wondered idly. Treetops were still rustling in the remaining evening wind, but soon that would quiet too. Some muffled words carried over from Lalli and Emil’s camp, but all in all it was very silent. Reynir dozed off. After a short while he woke with a start. It was really really quiet. Too quiet! Maybe something had happened to Onni? As quietly as possible Reynir crawled to the tent flap. Onni was sitting on the log they had placed as a seat, looking up at the pale summer sky. He looked very peaceful. Reynir sighed with relief and crawled back to bed. Time to sleep…

*creak* *creak* *creak* *creak* *creak* *creak*… What was that! A weird creaking sound startled Reynir again. What could it possibly be? Maybe an old troll had been dormant nearby, so deeply that Lalli hadn’t felt it, and was now waking up and arranging its limbs? Many, many limbs! Maybe its ribcage was opening up and… “Onni! Onni!” Reynir whispered desperately.

“What is it? Do you feel something?” Onni was immediately alarmed.

“No, I hear it! Something must be moving nearby!”

“What do you mean? I don’t hear anything suspicious?”

“How can you not hear it? That weird creaking?”

Suddenly Onni chuckled. “Oh, that! Don’t worry, it’s just… sammakoita. I don’t know the word in Icelandic. A small animal. They make the sound in their breeding season. They are this big.” Onni made a gesture with his thumb and index finger.

Reynir felt sheepish. “Oh. I see. I have never heard such a sound before. It’s weird.”

“Maybe you don’t have them in Iceland. Go back to sleep now.”

Listening to the creaking was kind of soothing, now that he knew what it was. Soon Reynir drifted to sleep. Only to be woken up by Onni crawling into the tent. “Your turn now. Wake Lalli next.”

Sitting outside, Reynir noticed how very silent it was in the middle of the night. The creaking animals had quieted down, and there was no wind. Very peaceful. Onni didn’t even snore. Occasionally something rustled in the trees, but Reynir had been assured the spot was safe so he didn’t mind.

After his watch Reynir tiptoed to wake Lalli. Emil protested quietly for having to let Lalli go, but Lalli was as silent as a shadow. Reynir went back to their tent, nudged Onni until he made enough room for him too, and went back to sleep.

A piercing cry cut the cool nighttime air. “Kuiiiiii kuiiiii kuiiiiiii” followed by a loud drumming. Again, Reynir startled. He jumped straight up throwing the blankets around. Unfortunately, in his momentary panic he forgot he was in a tent and so he got tangled in the canvas.

“What is it now?” Onni protested.

“It’s… something’s screaming! And I’m stuck!”

“Reynir. Calm down. That is a woodpecker. They are loud, yes, but harmless.”

“A woodpecker?”

“Yes. It’s a bird. Stop struggling and I’ll help you with the canvas. How is all this new for you? You traveled through Finland for weeks that one summer?”

“Well, yes, but we were many people in one tent. And let me tell you, Sigrun snores. Loudly and incessantly. I didn’t need to worry about any other nighttime sounds!”

“I see. Now, can we please try to sleep a bit? We’ll have to row tomorrow again.”

“Yeah. I’m sorry. I won’t mind the woodpecker anymore.”

But soon (too soon!) it was Onni, who was shaking Reynir awake. “Is it morning already? I haven’t slept an eyeful!” Reynir groaned.

“No, not yet. But since you haven’t heard the nighttime sounds… come with me. It’s worth it, I promise. Keep quiet.” Onni guided Reynir to the edge of the camp. “Listen.”

After they stopped, Reynir heard it. Birdsong. First it was just one singer, but as they waited and the night progressed towards morning, more and more voices joined. Finally, the air was filled with music. Many different songbirds calling, in the trees, in the rushes at the beach, at the edge of a nearby meadow. It was fantastic, filling Reynir’s heart with joy. Joy of life, joy of being alive, of being surrounded by living, healthy things, despite this being, nominally, the Silent World.

“It’s… it’s so beautiful! I didn’t know there were so many different songbirds! How did you make this happen?”

“Me? I didn’t do anything. This is what they do, this time of year. Assuming of course no grosslings around. I just woke you up to listen.”

“Thank you for this. Thank you so much. I’m very glad you did.”

“Good. Now, let’s get back to sleep.”



Notes: sammakoita = frogs (singular: sammakko)
Iceland doesn't have any amphibians, and very few species of songbirds. The birdlife is rich and varied, but  heavily leaning on seabirds with only a few species of passerine birds. Some of those do sing, but there's nothing like the chorus of different singers in the wee hours of nights in the early summer here in Finland. We get loads of birdsong in the daytime too, but the night singers are even more impressive because otherwise it's so quiet. Iceland also has no woodpeckers, which is a shame as they are quite lovely birds. Except if they find something nice and loud in your house that they think is good for drumming!

Don't be fooled by Wikipedia's "birds of Iceland" list. It includes all species that have been sighted there even once.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Tarnagh on March 28, 2021, 01:49:01 AM
<3 I love everything about this! Thank you, Jitter, and wavewright62 for sharing it!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on March 28, 2021, 03:08:35 AM
Summer and spring nights are like that in many places. I enjoy the sounds of the nights.

The first two entries are good. Let us try to keep up that standard!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on March 28, 2021, 03:44:15 AM
Indeed, madame, you are correct. 

Maglor, you are seeing whole new ways to approach and dispatch bears, eh?  I know you have a contribution later in the break (sshhh, no spoilers from me)(but it's gonna knock your socks off, people, shhh), but can you perhaps see how to dispatch our unclaimed bears Kusiaistennuolija, Hallavanahka or Pöppö?  Let Jitter know if the lightbulb moment comes.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Sevseres on March 28, 2021, 04:16:09 AM
Thank you for today Jitter. Your writing always brings such coziness <3
It made me think of a nice song. I'll put it under spoiler. Album it belongs to is completely songbird themed and I really love it.
Spoiler: show
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on March 28, 2021, 04:30:03 AM
Sevseres, that is lovely. Many traditional songs and a few modern orchestral compositions use birdsong as part of their structure. I like it.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Tarnagh on March 28, 2021, 04:45:18 AM
And now I'm looking up Cosmo Sheldrake! Thank you so much, Sevseres! <3
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: JoB on March 28, 2021, 07:16:37 AM
I hope the mage actually can turn hairs blue, I feel like those two would haunt the guy forever otherwise! I had enough experience with kids to know that  :onni:
I note that he didn't say anything about what pattern it'd be in. Polka dots in three different hues of blue, anyone? >:D
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: moredhel on March 28, 2021, 07:17:54 AM
Now I am wondering how trollification of mammals would have changed the nightly sonds of the forests. Because it would add troll noises, but I would expect less wild boar activity and they can be loud.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on March 28, 2021, 09:19:53 AM
Jitter, lovely as always. It's a while until "Night in the forest", but there are some similarities - I promise mine was done before I saw this!

Thank you for today Jitter. Your writing always brings such coziness <3
It made me think of a nice song. I'll put it under spoiler. Album it belongs to is completely songbird themed and I really love it.
Spoiler: show


Pretty song! It reminded me of Einojuhani Rautavaara's Cantus Arcticus for orchestra and tape. I found this very neat video that shows the score, fascinating to see the notes about the tape. It's more melancholy, I suppose, but I find it quite beautiful.
Spoiler: show
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I find the bird sounds sadly hard to hear in the one above, so here's one with the birds more audible.
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Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Groupoid on March 28, 2021, 11:17:35 AM
Jitter I like your story. I can totally imagine Reynir being spooked by frogs and thinking it was a troll. Last summer I went camping with some friends and we were surprised and fascinated by the sound of the nearby colony of midwife toads that were calling each night. In Swiss German we call them Glögglifrösch, meaning “bell frogs”.

And “where from, where to are they travelling?” I ask myself, not expecting an answer.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on March 28, 2021, 11:31:59 AM
Thanks guys <3 I’m happy I have brought some joy!

I tried to find examples of the night singers (yölaulajat) but pretty much everything I found has speech on top of the birds! Or sounds of traffic etc. Here’s something nevertheless

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(This one has lots of blackbird, which is one of my favorites although perhaps a bit earlier than my story)

Groupoid, there is context! I was writing a longer story, but for whatever reason I was not able to work on it for the past week (yes, the reason is All This, I’m sure you guessed) so I cut only the actual Woodland sounds part. I’m not answering the question now, because maybe I will manage to write the actual story too after all :)



Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Mirasol on March 28, 2021, 12:31:44 PM
I´m loving this so far! (Too bad I don´t have that much time to contribute this time around...)

Wave, your contribution was hilarious, really the kind of content I needed right now! (You may expect your obligatory drawing of blue-haired soldiers in this thread somewhere in the middle of next week, once my exams are through for now. ;) I hope it´s still ok if I draw it a bit later, but the mental image is just too funny...)

Jitter, I really liked your story as well, it was really sweet! I love how Onni immediately rolled back when Reynir thanked him for showing the beautiful sounds. Like "Yeah no, I totally only did this so you let me sleep, don´t be weird about it!" :'D
I would be very interested in the rest of the story, but of course you don´t have to write it if you don´t find the motivation. All This(TM) has taken a toll on my motivation as well, so I understand where you´re coming from.

I´ve also been enjoying those bird-songs very much.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: thegreyarea on March 28, 2021, 12:32:16 PM
Jitter, that's one lovely short story! I hope you manage to finish the whole thing.

sevseres, Vulpes and Jitter, thank you so much for sharing all that beauty! That made my day! :)

So I leave you with something different: Brazilian nocturnal birds. Surely some (all?) would surprise Reynir...  O_O

Note: It's 8 min. long, and there's a biologist talking in Portuguese. Sorry for not having english captions, but I think it can be appreciated anyway. (it does have the Scientific name of each species).


Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: JoB on March 28, 2021, 03:02:34 PM
(You may expect your obligatory drawing of blue-haired soldiers in this thread somewhere in the middle of next week, once my exams are through for now. ;) I hope it´s still ok if I draw it a bit later, but the mental image is just too funny...)
"Blauhelmfrisuren, vorwärts!"  ;D
Spoiler: show
Und natürlich drehen sich, wenn man ein Beispielbild googlen will, seitenlang alle Treffer um helmtaugliche Stile für Fahrrad- und Motorradfahrer statt um die Damen-Einheits-Betonfrisur aus "Raumpatrouille (https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raumpatrouille_%E2%80%93_Die_phantastischen_Abenteuer_des_Raumschiffes_Orion)" und ihr realweltliches Pendant. Mann, bin ich alt.

... I'm afraid that "bluehelmullets, advance!" loses quite a bit in translation ...
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Lallicat on March 28, 2021, 04:03:42 PM
wave and Jitter, I loved both of your pieces! They were great!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on March 28, 2021, 06:49:10 PM
Groupoid, we have lots of frogs here, including in my garden. I love to listen to them.

I remember when I was camped in the Cathedral Ranges with a city person and the cicadas sang 24/7. I liked it, but they couldn’t sleep through the sound.

And Grey, that little owl looks like an Australian mopoke, another delightful creature of the night. They hide by pretending to be a broken branch.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on March 29, 2021, 01:08:54 AM
Day 3:  (How to catch) Möntti

Today Róisín is here to bring us fresh puddles of tears and the delights which wait within. 


Lying peacefully in the mud was sweet for the old bear.

 He had struggled to reach the swamp as his body began to fail him, weak and feverish from this disease that had ulcerated his skin badly enough to make his fur fall out in clumps and cause every exposed patch of skin to itch and burn beyond enduring. Even worse were the urges that coursed through his fading awareness: the desperate need to attack any living creature he encountered. Not just for food, although he was certainly hungry. Starving. But even more strongly than hunger, he felt the mad urge to bite or claw any animal he met, or even to breathe at it or spit on it, anything that might transmit this alien sickness that had invaded his body to a still healthy creature.....no! He would not remember that! He would not do it again! He was a bear, not some unnatural.....thing.....

He had remembered enough of his life before these horrors had begun that he managed to find the cool peat swamp that his mother had shown him when he was still a cub. That had been another bad year. Hot, humid and sticky weather, clouds of midges, deerflies, mosquitoes and other biting pests crawling all over him and sucking his blood, creeping into his eyes, nostrils and ears to bite and suck from the thin, sensitive skin there, leaving raw areas that swelled, burned and itched.....

His mother had shown him how to lie in the cool, brown, astringent peat water, splashing it over his head, rolling in the dark mud beneath to leave him with a protective coating on his skin that kept all of the insects smaller than deerflies from biting him, and even they were slowed down by the mud. The comfort and relief it gave had been amazing. His many bites had begun to stop itching and to heal, and he had slept every night on the edge of the swamp, coated in protective healing mud. So it was no wonder that he had remembered this place when the Rash had begun to drive him mad with itching and lack of sleep.

But the swamp could not help him to survive the urges. Nor could it block out the voices, constantly crying in his head with the tones of mates, cubs, rivals, prey..... Only the voices of the forest gods were not changed, and even those felt far away and blurred. Tapio and Mielikki could not save him from this horror, yet he felt that in some way his pleas had been heard.

The other thing that helped him, as he lay in the cool water or rolled in the mud, was watching the frogs. He ate them, of course, when they came near enough for him to catch, as he ate everything that he could capture, trying uselessly to fill the bottomless pit of hunger that this disease had opened in him, but he also liked to simply watch them.

They did not seem to catch the disease at all. As the numbers of their predators reduced they had bred more freely, and since some of their prey, such as flies, had increased vastly in numbers, the land could sustain the increased numbers of frogs. The old bear liked to watch the frogs as they hunted insects, displayed for their mates or simply played in the water, leaping athletically among the stems of the reeds or dancing from leaf to leaf of the water lilies, snapping up flies, moths or mosquitoes as they went. He admired the freedom with which they moved through the elements of earth, air and water with such ease and freedom, and wished that he could be like them, free and playful and immune to the disease that had destroyed him.


He scarcely noticed as the progress of the Rash through his ruined body began to reshape it closer to the form most on his mind. Had he been able to see himself, he would not have understood what he had become. Yet the changed form seemed, somehow to suit him. The swamp was a comfortable place to be. Time passed.

The humans came. From the times Before he remembered humans, and knew that he was in mortal danger. Humans hunted and killed bears, and sometimes ate them. Yet the forest gods sang to him and told him to be still and to have no fear as the humans approached him.

The human mage began to sing to him, and his song echoed that of the gods. Peace, the songs said. Peace and no more pain. Peaceful sleep at last, and then a return to the world in a fresh new shape. He had only to be still and wait. He waited. He scarcely felt the thin sharp blade enter his brain, only the cool darkness that followed. Time passed.

                                     ************************************************************

 Muscles contracted, flicking the tiny tail to move him away from the egg mass and into open water. He swallowed the scrap of egg membrane still in his mouth from where he had chewed his body free of the egg, and that woke hunger. He needed food and shelter. The clump of rushes offered both. The tiny tadpole concealed himself among the tall stems, nibbling at the coating of algae that covered them. He was safe and at peace, no longer a suffering bear beast but reborn into a new shape and a new life.
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Post by: Tarnagh on March 29, 2021, 01:38:32 AM
That was beautiful! <3
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Post by: Tindveden on March 29, 2021, 03:35:51 AM
That was beautiful! <3

[Whoops - I realised that my original comment was a bit spoilery, so I've deleted it]

Kudos!
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Post by: Róisín on March 29, 2021, 06:00:14 AM
Thank you!
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Post by: thegreyarea on March 29, 2021, 06:17:16 AM
Thank you, Róisín, for such a beautiful tale!  <3
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Post by: Keep Looking on March 29, 2021, 07:13:39 AM
Jitter, your story was quite amusing (poor Reynir, scared by a woodpecker), and Róisín, yours was beautiful and touching. I've been really enjoying people's works so far!
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Post by: moredhel on March 29, 2021, 07:48:23 AM
A very touching story of poor Möntti.
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Post by: Maglor on March 29, 2021, 09:12:23 AM
Roisin, that was awesome!)
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Post by: Vulpes on March 29, 2021, 09:30:22 AM
Ah, Róisín, a wonderful story! Sad, sweet, and hopeful. You're a great story-weaver.
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Post by: Jitter on March 29, 2021, 09:54:34 AM
Róisín, your story put a tear in my eye. A good tear! It is lovely.
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Post by: Buteo on March 29, 2021, 12:23:10 PM
Wave, Jitter, and Róisín, what great starters for the chapter break!

Wave, that was hilarious. Of course that plan will totally work!

Jitter, it's all the more fun to chuckle indulgently at Reynir because I could just picture being on the verge of defaulting to panic because I didn't know what I was hearing in the dark....

Róisín, a touching story, calling back to the plight of the in-canon bears. Such a gentle, hopeful ending.
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Post by: Lallicat on March 29, 2021, 06:16:38 PM
Róisín, I loved your piece! Such a nice balance of sad and hopeful!
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Post by: Sevseres on March 29, 2021, 06:25:24 PM
Thank you for your beautiful tale, Róisín
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Post by: wavewright62 on March 30, 2021, 02:26:18 AM
Day 4: Fir or Pine trees

Let us all welcome Alkia to the event, with a bit of stillness for our day.



(https://i.imgur.com/kJFbwPd.jpg)

Away from the city is Kitty,
Strutting through the firs in a forest all hers.
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Post by: moredhel on March 30, 2021, 04:52:19 AM
cute little kitty. and nice trees.
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Post by: Róisín on March 30, 2021, 05:57:09 AM
That is a lovely Kitty!
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Post by: thegreyarea on March 30, 2021, 06:03:08 AM
Away from city
Kitty, strutting through the firs
A forest, all hers


Here goes my haiku version, inspired by your text!

That's a beautiful painting, Alkia! I love the way you managed to create depth of field with the overlaping trees, and of course that tiny lovely Kitty! Thank you!

(All even more admirable to me that never managed to work right with watercolours) :)
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Post by: Tarnagh on March 30, 2021, 06:04:05 AM
Very pretty! I love the trees, and the kitty is adorable. :)

Is that watercolor?
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Post by: Keep Looking on March 30, 2021, 08:51:22 AM
Alkia, that's such a pretty painting!
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Post by: Buteo on March 30, 2021, 11:43:29 AM
Beautiful scene, Alkia!
I love the tall, enduring pine trees, and little Kitty, with her feline "Mine... all my world!" attitude.
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Post by: Jitter on March 30, 2021, 03:47:32 PM
Grey started with the daily contribution in addition to the official one, and I follow suit. And Alkia, lovely spruce trees! Maybe one of them features shortly in my little story. Please have something about a

Pine tree


Everything ends. It had had an incredibly long life, and its body was still unwilling to cease. But too much is too much. The smashing and thrashing had finally ended it, and it lay lifeless  on the ground, trapped under the heavy weight.

Later
The mangled carcass poisoned its surroundings and it lay on bare rock. No animals came near it, and the bugs and critters knew better than taste the diseased flesh. Whether by some surprise blessing, luck, or sheer coincidence, no rashlings further crushed its bones either.

But everything ends, even supernatural pathogens. The cycles of sun and rain, freeze and thaw affect even stone, and finally its already atrophied flesh started to decompose. Fungi grew on it after the sun of sufficiently many summers had decontaminated it.

Later
Leaves and needles from the neighbouring trees had largely covered it. Moss grew on the bones, and the natural order of living things progressed. Nearby, on a warm and dry day, the scales of a pinecone opened. A woodpecker feasted on it, but one of the seeds fell to the ground and landed into a small hollow. There was just enough plant matter at the bottom, and some sun came through the same hole the seed had arrived through. So it settled there (after all, it hardly had any choice in the matter) and waited.

A bit later again
The snowmelt provided abundant moisture. The very thin soil under the seed may have been washed away, but it was snugly in the hollow and the soil stayed put. The seed grew a little root to hold itself and its soil to the ground. When that was secured, it started to try find some sun.

Still later
The seedling was struggling. The hollow had been a good place to get started, but was now too small for it. It had some needles in the sun, but it felt it was supposed to get more sun and grow more needles. A lot more! It grew branches, trying to find good positions for them. Oh, here was another hole! Double sunlight, double good!

Even later
The sapling was very proud. It had been bent into an awkward position, but it had spread its roots widely and strengthened so much that it had managed to raise the obstacle off the ground. Now it finally had room to grow into the great big tree it was supposed to become. Spreading its branches towards the sun, it fondly remembered the little hollow it had started in.

Much later
The young tree felt jubilant. Finally it had grown taller than the neighbors! Its branches were laden with pinecones, spreading its essence around. Except for that one branch that  was always in the shadow. There were no pinecones, as it bore stranger fruit.

Many decades  later
A little girl was skiing by. “Daddy! Look at that pine! What is that strange thing?”

“Hmm, it is strange indeed. Looks like some sort of a skull. But I have no idea what animal that could have been. It’s somehow... off.”

“But why is it high in the tree?”

“ Oh, honey, I don’t know. It looks very old. Not much is known of the Difficult Times.”

“Maybe someone put it there! A human hero!”

“Maybe they did... now that you mention it, I remember something! They used to do rituals out in the forests. Sometimes a mage would take the skull of a slain beast, and place it high in a tree to release the spirit of the beast back to Tapio and Mielikki. I think it was called Kallohonka.”

***

The pine tree felt a weird sensation. The skull cracked and fell to the ground, and that one branch was free! It felt lighter, but for some reason also a little sad. A strange little whirlwind blew for a second in its branches, ruffling its needles. The wind felt a little sad too, but also very happy. (How weird, the tree wondered, how could a wind feel anything?)

***

“Oh look daddy! It fell! Now it’s all broken! I would have wanted to study it! To see what kind of thing it used to be!”

“Well, maybe that’s for the best. Like I said, it must have been very old. You know it’s best not to touch Very Old things.”

“Yes, I know. But this one was all dry and clean. Look daddy, one tooth is unbroken! Can I take it? Please daddy please!”

“Well, let me see... You are right, it’s dry as, um, bone. You can take it I suppose.”

“Thank you daddy! Thank you Mielikki! I’m sure it will bring me blessings!”

***

A few kilometers away, in a warm den dug under a great big spruce, protected by thick snow, a young female bear stirred. For the first time, it felt the as of yet fluttering movement of new life in its womb. A cub then! Or maybe two.




Edit: spruce! No firs grow naturally in Finland! I always get them confused. Norwegian SPRUCE is the second most common tree in Finland.
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Post by: Sevseres on March 30, 2021, 06:00:58 PM
Pretty pines for a pretty kitty!

And such a lovely fic too. I love these kind of stories with a quiet, relaxing tone of hope even in harsh surroundings.
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Post by: Vulpes on March 30, 2021, 06:44:40 PM
Alkia, that is a lovely forest and a lovely kitty owning at all, as only a cat can. Well captured in art and words. And nice haiku-ification, grey! Jitter, I like the hopefulness that there would be a time when current SSSS-time could be the half-forgotten Difficult Times.
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Post by: Alkia on March 30, 2021, 07:58:06 PM
Thank you so much everyone!!! I like your haiku, Grey, I'm surprised to see how well my little rhyme lends itself to haiku form  :)). And yes, Tarnagh, it is watercolor

Jitter, I love your fic!!!! I've always liked stories from the point of view of seemingly simple/not sentient things, and this one is lovely. You've inspired me to draw this scene, I just can't resist the image of a mossy, mushroom-covered bear skeleton with a little pine sapling growing out of it!!
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Post by: moredhel on March 30, 2021, 08:04:43 PM
Jitter when I read your text, i was hit by inspiration.

(https://moredhel.is-a-geek.net/skull.png)
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Post by: wavewright62 on March 31, 2021, 12:29:55 AM
Day 5: (How to Catch) Lalli

Lalli the Bear Beast, that is, although it's easy to mistake - as Grade E Cat tells us today!


One thing in common with the bear

When he and Onni came into Keuruu’s main eating area with their respective evening meals, Tuuri was already sitting at their usual table, alternating between giggling harder than she had in years and catching her breath. She eventually calmed down enough to show them the book she had brought with her: the latest version of the bear beast registry, which was one of the documents she consulted regularly to make up for the fact that she couldn’t approach actual trolls and beasts. According to it, Lalli now had a namesake bear, an easily slain caterpillar-like creature with a vulnerable belly. Lalli promptly decided to distance itself from it:
-I have nothing in common with it.

Tuuri interrupted her giggles:
-Nope, you do have something in common with it.

As Lalli was pondering whether asking what it was would be good idea on not, Tuuri tickled his belly under the table. His reaction was both way too visible and way too noisy to go unnoticed by anyone in the eating area who wasn’t both deaf and blind. For the next few days, Lalli was more grateful than usual that he was on the shift with the fewest people who cared about base gossip. When it came to people he interacted with during daytime, sticking with Onni for the rest of the week had worked until some of the teasing had crossed the line between “acceptable” and “unacceptable”, warranting disciplinary action. By the time said disciplinary action had been dated enough to risk the teasing starting again, people in Keuruu base had found another piece of amusing information with which to entertain each other. Any remarks about his “vulnerable belly” that popped up once in a while were assumed to be one of the many jokes about how cat-like he was. As much as Lalli hated the creatures, they were much less embarrassing to have things in common with than the caterpillar-bear.

xxxx

He did have another thing in common with cats, come to think of it. He only let people he trusted and occasionally medics touch him. Especially certain parts, including his belly. He never thought he’d leave that much leeway to someone who wasn’t Tuuri, Onni or trying to treat a wound in that specific place. For some reason, he remembered that bear beast for the first time in a long time. Maybe it was because they were in the middle of chasing three other ones. Emil whispered, as to no wake the tent’s other occupants:
-Hey, Mikkel told me something strange today. Apparently, Tuuri told Reynir to tell Mikkel to tell me to check the Finnish bear beast registry if I got the chance. Is there anything in there you think I should know?

The answer was easy:
-No.

-Good, I wasn’t sure trying to find a copy was worth the effort, anyway.
Lalli knew Emil was strangely uninterested in books for someone who had trained to work with them at some point, but this was an upside of the situation he hadn’t thought of before. If he didn’t risk waking Mikkel up, he would have probably kissed Emil on the spot. He seemed to be in the middle of falling back asleep, anyway. Lalli heard a voice coming from his other side:
-You are aware of the fact that we will need to get that registry updated if we manage to slay those bears and get back to civilization, right?
For a brief moment, Lalli thought becoming part of the Kade didn’t sound so bad.
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Post by: Buteo on March 31, 2021, 12:49:50 AM
Grade E Cat, it's a good thing I know enough to put down my mug before reading any of the fanfics here! That was hilarious!

Jitter, loved your fic, in a different way. It's heartening to look for what good may develop from current sadness, and recall that the world has a longer view than any single one of us.

Moredhel, lovely art from your inspiration!

Everyone is filling the chapter break with support and encouragement!

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Post by: Tarnagh on March 31, 2021, 01:11:59 AM
Too funny, Grade E Cat! Well done!   :'D
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Post by: Jitter on March 31, 2021, 01:35:38 AM
Thank you for the comments, all! I wanted to make something because I have felt it’s very good for me to do the dailies, and even more so during troubled times. Ok, it’s been troubled times all through the period when we’ve had this wonderful thing going on, thank you Keep Looking for it again! But right now I’ve had trouble finding inspiration. So I went actively looking yesterday and even read up on pine and spruce in folklore. First everything felt kinda meh, but suddenly the seed landed and grew on the spot :) I’m pleased that you like the idea as well!

Moredhel, thank you so much for your lovely illustration! Alkia, we have prompts for both moss and mushrooms later, so if you still feel inspired and make the piece, those would be perfect days to post it! Also I’m sorry I put “fir” in the prompt and not spruce. Your trees are spruce nevertheless (spruce have hanging cones while fir cones grow upwards) so no harm done.

Cat, that was hilarious! Please do write the followup for when they do see the registry! Also, the disciplinary action was taken by Onni, right? What did he do? Blue hair?
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Post by: Groupoid on March 31, 2021, 05:20:21 AM
Apparently, Tuuri told Reynir to tell Mikkel to tell me to check ...
My foot, I laughed so hard at this! :'D And each other work was lovely as well.
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Post by: Sevseres on March 31, 2021, 09:18:53 AM
The mental image of Lalli responding to tickle attacks was something that I didn't know I needed honestly :'D And it's just hilarious how they really have to play the telephone game just to get that tiny sentence across. Poor monolinguals!
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Post by: Vulpes on March 31, 2021, 07:24:23 PM
Yes, Lalli being ticklish is definitely canon now.  ;D  Excellent story, Cat!

I had a friend who was terribly ticklish, and another friend would torment him without actually touching him - he could actually do it over the phone! "Jaaason... I'm reaching for your ribs... I'm going to tiiiickle them..." and poor Jason would collapse on the floor, writhing and laughing and shrieking, "Nooo! No! Staaaahp!"

Moredhel, lovely inspiration. I have a bear skull here on the shelf in front of me, and you did a great job of the structure. And creepy modifications!
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Post by: wavewright62 on April 01, 2021, 01:08:48 AM
Day 6:  Birds

Birds have played, and continue to play, a vital role in both SSSS and ARtD, both as spiritual entities and actual animals.  Birds are immune to the Rash, but I defy you to be immune to the charm of MollyVampiric's contribution today!


(https://media0.giphy.com/media/A2APqOvoCVVMSECCyi/giphy.gif)
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Post by: MollyVampiric on April 01, 2021, 01:28:25 AM
Gonna add more art to my own art... Here's a sketch of Onni as a child!

Spoiler: show
(https://i.imgur.com/MAGLdWZ.png)
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Post by: Jitter on April 01, 2021, 01:59:40 AM
MollyVampiric  <3 <3 <3  :onni: :tuuri:

That is lovely! And must have been a lot of effort! Also a cool concept.
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Post by: moredhel on April 01, 2021, 05:05:17 AM
Nice wings and a pretty little spirit bird.
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Post by: Grade E cat on April 01, 2021, 06:02:58 AM
Cat, that was hilarious! Please do write the followup for when they do see the registry! Also, the disciplinary action was taken by Onni, right? What did he do? Blue hair?

Maybe, if I get in the mood later. Otherwise, I was thinking of disciplinary action from a more official source, but I wouldn't be surprised if Onni ended up going all big brother on someone before the whole thing was over... who knows, maybe he's one of the people who got disciplinary action after whatever happened. Unfortunately, I still watch Anime, so blue hair hardly registers as a punishment to me.
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Post by: Mirasol on April 01, 2021, 08:19:33 AM
It´s been way too long since I last visited this thread!

(http://i.imgur.com/HFoIJdS.gif)

Roisin, your tale was beautiful and brought a tear to my eye! This was such a nice way to resolve frog-bear´s story!

Alkia, your piece turned out stunning! All the colors are so nice! And so is the accompanying rhyme, as well as its Haiku-form by Grey!

Jitter, your story was really sweet as well!

And moredhel, your drawing turned out really nice! Skulls are difficult, good job!

Cat, I laughed out loud at your contribution!

And MollyVampiric, I´m in awe! This must have taken forewer, and the animation is really smooth! Your Onni-drawing is sweet too!

Long story short, you guys are awesome!!! XoX :))

***
So, after this extensive overuse of explanation-marks, here´s the promised drawing:

(https://i.postimg.cc/BbCH6TkY/Blue-Hair-Mirasol.jpg)

I hope I managed to do your characters somewhat justice, Wave. I´m a big fan of your expressive, sketchy artstyle, but had a bit of a difficulty trying to adapt it into mine.
Also while drawing this I noticed how cool your captain-character´s hair is. It´s awesome!
(And I just had to give hood-wearing-soldier long hair, I needed someone to show off a blue gradient on...)
The medic-character they´re talking to is actually a part of the crew I´m about to send bearhunting in my break-contribution. (Admittedly, she only plays a very minor role. But I liked the idea of tying the stories together in a way by putting them into the same universe.) For what it´s worth, her name is Maarika.
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Post by: JoB on April 01, 2021, 09:36:02 AM
who knows, maybe he's one of the people who got disciplinary action after whatever happened.
... do we need a thread to balance this one (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=451.0)?
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Post by: moredhel on April 01, 2021, 10:50:18 AM
your drawing turned out really nice! Skulls are difficult, good job!

In this case it was easy. The story says the skull is somehow off. So you can not do wrong as long as it resembles a skull.
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Post by: Jitter on April 01, 2021, 11:03:17 AM
Mirasol, that is great! I'd love to get blue hair!

I also love Maarika's hair and outfit!

In not-so-very-other words, I love everything :)
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Post by: Vulpes on April 01, 2021, 12:33:21 PM
Molly, your animation is so cool! And somehow you still have time for a bonus drawing.

Mirasol, I was hoping someone would do the blue hair - awesome! :D
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Post by: Sevseres on April 01, 2021, 12:47:07 PM
“Two birds (https://youtu.be/0oGrwGCRImY) in a wiiire...”

Thank you for your adorable animation, Molly.

Mirasol for some reason I cannot see your images, I wonder what is wrong with my internet 🧐 I shall see those mysterious blue haired people one day
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Post by: Buteo on April 01, 2021, 06:41:26 PM
Molly, I'm blown away by your animation!

Great Blue-Hair Brigade, Mirasol!
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Post by: wavewright62 on April 01, 2021, 06:53:22 PM
*crying into her breakfast cereal* @Mirasol , that's amazing!  I didn't really flesh out these characters, but you certainly did, and placed into a GAG ORDER IMPOSED TO PREVENT SPOILERS ! 
Team Leader discovers that you shouldn't make a threat unless you are fully prepared to carry it out, but fortunately Akka smiles upon them and lends them the colours of the sky for their teammates as a gift, not a punishment.  (nnooo, not the 'do you love the colours of the sky' meme)
You are very correct about the sketchiness of these, too - I actually didn't gift the leader with quite that cool of a hairstyle (the inside of the hood was only vaguely suggested, as was the hairstyle), but they look very very smart with your update.  Consider all of them canon.  As props for a joke (and the subtext which seems to have been sufficiently masked by the humour), none of these characters had names or backstories, so there's nothing to impede them gaining their own life elsewhere.

While I'm here, I keep my intrusion into the posting of the works to a minimum, but I am (as always) massively enjoying hosting your works. 
Jitter, I got a chuckle out of Reynir's confusion, but I also loved the evocation of the 'dawn chorus' of stirring birds, and then sevseres' audio on that score.  Utter marvel, the two of them together.  (shared the link of the audio with my daughter, and she loves it too)
Alkia's lovely forest and its happy traveller made me smile - both your and thegreyarea's poems fit so nicely.
Oh Grade E Cat, I adore missing scenes and totally canon back story!  I got a chuckle out of this one, all right.
I am always in awe of animation, and MollyVampiric, your gif is lovely in its simplicity.  Coming together, even if for a little while, sometimes is enough.
Róisín, you have outdone yourself with your tearjerker of poor old Möntti getting the relief we would all want for such an afflicted entity.  Together with Jitter's extra story, a fitting reminder of death as a vital stage in the renewal of life.  Then delightful moredhel further embellished Jitter's story with that lovely illustration, complete with Chekov's tooth!  All shall pass and be renewed again, even us.

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Post by: wavewright62 on April 02, 2021, 01:44:23 AM
Day 7:  (How to catch) Metsänukko

Speaking of moredhel's art, check out today's!  Amazing what some inspired 'farm magic' and a dose of UV can do?

(https://moredhel.is-a-geek.net/bear.png)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: JoB on April 02, 2021, 03:33:31 AM
none of these characters had names or backstories, so there's nothing to impede them gaining their own life elsewhere.
OC at dead run: "FREEDOM!!!!! At long last! To let that hair grow right down to my ankles!"
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 02, 2021, 05:46:27 AM
Moredhel, that is an impressive beast! Particularly the muscles (what’s left of them) look very good. Or rather, bad, like they should. And, while I don’t have a bear skull at hand to compare, the head looks... natural isn’t really the right word here? Looks like it should look!

Ok this turned out fairly incoherent :V What I’m trying to say is that you nailed it!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: moredhel on April 02, 2021, 06:28:48 AM
In this case special thanks to Jitter for convincing me to do this at all.

If anybody wants more details I have some versions with higher resolution.
You need a lot of patience for using these links, the upload works through my not so fast connection.
https://moredhel.is-a-geek.net/bear_better_res.png (https://moredhel.is-a-geek.net/bear_better_res.png)
https://moredhel.is-a-geek.net/bear_high_res.png (https://moredhel.is-a-geek.net/bear_high_res.png)
https://moredhel.is-a-geek.net/bear_insanely_high_res.png (https://moredhel.is-a-geek.net/bear_insanely_high_res.png)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Buteo on April 02, 2021, 12:57:25 PM
Moredhel, waiting for the insanely-high-resolution image to download was well worth it!
Loved the selection of muscles - just enough to make joints move. That's one solid-looking skull; I hope the marksman's rifle is pretty high-powered!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Sevseres on April 02, 2021, 02:36:59 PM
That's one cool bear! It totally looks like the real deal.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: thegreyarea on April 02, 2021, 03:10:12 PM
There are so many great things in this thread that I had to take notes, trying not to forget to mention anyone (I might fail at that. If so, my apologies) :)

Jitter, your Pine Tree story is beautiful and heartwarming! As usual it shows your fantastic ability to make a great story from anything! And also as usual it makes me want more and more on that timeline and characters. :)

moredhel, thats one nice skull, with the right amount of changes to tell us its from a rash beast (I wonder how it would look while alive...) I bet you were already thinking on your prompt when you did that. :) And let me jump to your prompt to say that it's great! (and yes I saw the higher res. version  O_O ) I feel that some time was spent looking at bear's muscles and bones... I really like the tension in the result. Will they get the bear? Or it will escape? It's a kind of cliffhanger image. And that ring surrounding the beast? Is it magical?

Grade E Cat, one perfect story! I also vote that Lalli's belly sensibility becomes canon!

(BTW. Vulpes, I also have a close person that can be tickled at a distance, just by saying that while I move my fingers (I'm sure it's The Force). Now I must try with the phone...)

Molly, your witchcraft animation is fantastic! :) I wonder who's on the other side of the river, and how Onni got those wings (I know, magic, but how that happened?)
Oh, and the "sketch" is excellent too! I wish I could sketch like that.

Mirasol, one nice drawing that perfectly complements Wave's story! I'm curious to see your story and Maarika's part on it (also, diversity is welcomed!)

JoB, thanks for reminding me about that thread about Mikkel! It's been a long time since I delighted myself reading it! Also,well pointed that some characters would run as soon as they got enough freedom for that!
And sevseres, thanks for pointing that song. Very nice!

Uff! Hope I got everybody! Now back to my prompt... :)



( And thanks Vulpes and Alkia for liking my haiku attempt. Whats good on that may be blamed on Jitter. Her haikus started me on it... :) )
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: moredhel on April 02, 2021, 03:20:20 PM
I did google a lot for bear anatomy. The ring is magical. To kill something like a bear beast in my opinion takes as much cleverness, firepower and magic you can get.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 02, 2021, 04:26:13 PM
Impressive bear, moredhel! I agree with Buteo, having just enough muscles for it to move makes it all the creepier.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 03, 2021, 12:49:27 AM
Day 8:  Moss and/or Lichen

I don't know about you, but having read through Vulpes' submission below, I appreciate these under-rated plants species even more!


Symbioses

Throughout the taiga, you will find lichen. It grows on every surface, from trees to soil to stone, and takes many forms. You may find broad, green patches like lettuce leaves growing on the trunks of birches, or leafy clumps wrapped around spruce branches, pale grey on top and inky black below. Shaggy grey-green beards hang in the shadowy depths, while on the forest floor a miniature forest of ghostly pale green rises from the fallen needles. In a clearing you might find a burst of colour, tiny red-tipped branches among the moss and sulphur-yellow crusts on a boulder.

(https://i.imgur.com/s5pxxtO.jpg)

“Onni…”

Onni sighed, but had to admit Reynir had been minimally irritating during the past hour or so, sometimes lending a hand as he strung wires between trees. “Yes?”

“These wires… you can tell when something touches them, right? But not exactly where?”

“Yes, that’s right.”

“May I try something? While you take a short break?”

Onni shrugged and nodded, and sat down, took a flask of water and some bread from his pack.

Reynir handed him a short, stout stick with a rune painted on it.

“I’m going to paint a few runes back in the direction we came from. Once I’m out of sight, touch this stick to the wire and see what happens.”

Another shrug. Reynir beamed, pulled out a brush and pot of paint, and drew a rune on the last tree with the wire tied to it. He backtracked along the wire to the previous tree and painted the same rune. He continued back, tree by tree, rune by rune, until he was out of sight. Onni finished his bread and water, briefly considered tossing the rune stick into the underbrush, then decided to give the foreign mage a chance. Some of his stuff had worked, after all. He stood, reached out and touched the stick to the wire.

It was as though a map hung before him, showing the wire as a sulphur yellow line and the trees as diffuse yellow dots. Between two yellow dots was an orange spot, shimmering. Suddenly it vanished, only to reappear a bit closer, then began moving along the line toward him. He turned, and Reynir came in sight, trailing one hand on the wire. His anxious look melted into a huge grin when he saw the look of amazement on Onni’s face.

“It works! I knew our magics were compatible!”

“How…” began Onni. He shook his head, and much to Reynir’s surprise, laughed.

“Alright, what other tricks have you got up your sleeve? Come along with me, and talk.”


(https://i.imgur.com/kpmnuRl.jpg)

The crusts, the blades, the strands, the upright miniature trees, the spikes and cups, all are lichens, and each one is an amazing symbiosis. A lichen is not a single organism, it is a commensal relationship between a fungus and an alga. The fungal partner provides the structure. What you see is made of a tangle of mycelia, the threads that make up all fungi. Embedded in this mesh are single-celled green algae. They provide food, through photosynthesis. The fungus also spreads its mycelia across whatever the lichen is growing on, absorbing mineral nutrients to share with the algae.

(https://i.imgur.com/TeGUmzB.jpg)

Tuuri was working late, transcribing a particularly fascinating book. Sigrun came in.

“You still up, Fuzzy-Head? You should get some sleep.”

“I’ll go to sleep soon, Sigrun, but I want to finish this passage first. I won’t be able to sleep for wondering about it, anyway! But shouldn’t you be sleeping, too?”

Sigrun scratched her arm. “Having trouble sleeping. This stupid thing itches, it must be Mikkel’s lousy stitches.”

They sat in companionable silence for a few minutes, Tuuri making notes and Sigrun staring out the window.

“Hey Fuzzy-Head.”

“Mmm?”

“You read lots of books. Any of them about medicine?”

“I’ve read a little bit… but Mikkel’s the one with medical training, shouldn’t you ask him any medical questions?”

Sigrun snorted. “I wouldn’t be too sure about his having any actual training, you know? So, this thing itches like crazy, is there anything I can put on it?”

Tuuri thought for a moment. “Hm. My mother used to put peppermint oil on insect bites, but we don’t have any of that with us. Oh! But we have oatmeal!” She got up and started rummaging around.

“Wait, I’m itchy, not hungry!”

Tuuri laughed. “Not to eat! Grind it up fine, mix it into a paste, and put it on the itchy area.”

Sigrun looked skeptical. At this point, Reynir came through the door. “What’s going on? I woke up and heard voices.”

“Oh, sorry Reynir,” said Tuuri. “Sigrun and I were just talking about itchy skin cures. We’ll try to be quieter.”

Reynir brightened. “What kind of cure are you using? I think I might be able to help.”

“Fine oatmeal paste, held on with a bandage,” said Tuuri.

“Oh yes, I can make that work even better!”

It was Tuuri’s turn to look skeptical. But Sigrun was willing to try pretty much anything by that point, so after the wound was covered with oatmeal paste and wrapped in a bandage, Reynir carefully drew runes on the bandage.

“My arm isn’t going to burst into flame now, is it?” joked Sigrun.

“Maybe we shouldn’t mention to this to Mikkel,” said Tuuri, “he might be offended, you know?”

The others concurred, Sigrun agreeing to remove the bandage and oatmeal paste before having Mikkel check her healing progress.

Early in the morning, Lalli returned from scouting. Mikkel had to let him in, because Sigrun was sound asleep. She slept on, through the crashes and bangs that accompanied breakfast-making and preparations for the day. Finally the smell of breakfast roused her, and she came out, looking more rested than she had in days. She made eye contact with Tuuri and Reynir, grinned and gave them a thumbs-up.


(https://i.imgur.com/OxmluID.jpg)

Through their mutualism, lichens expand their opportunities. Cradled in a web of fungal mycelia, the tiny algae can live where their free-living cousins cannot. And the fungus, fed by the sugars the algae produce, can set up shop on bare rock or soil, where there is nothing for its decomposing fellow fungi to consume. Together, they become more than the sum of their parts.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Buteo on April 03, 2021, 02:09:19 AM
Vulpes, what a talent for interleaving the SSSSverse with the natural history that we too live with! And illustrated with images that are as esthetic as they are instructive!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Maglor on April 03, 2021, 03:03:23 AM
Hmmm... guess it would be a smarter move to make heroes actually use some fungal/lichen madicine and/or use those in whatever whichcraft they make. Without it I just see two stories, weakly connected to each other. The stories themselves are nice though.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 03, 2021, 04:06:37 AM
All of these are wonderful! And Vulpes, yours is especially pleasing to me, because I love lichens. Did you know that as well as being able to grow on everything from glacial ice to bare volcanic rock, lichens have so, so many uses?

Oakmoss (a lichen despite the name) is a perfume fixative as well as a perfume ingredient in its own right, and Reindeer Moss (another lichen) is a food substance for both humans and animals in many cold parts of the world, and there are many other lichen species that are edible scattered across the planet, though you need to identify them carefully, because some are poisonous to humans.

Then there are the huge number of lichens used for making dyes and mordants (mordants are the substances that make dyes stick to the cloth, sort of analogous to the fixatives that meld the different elements of a perfume into an harmonious whole, and some of which can change the colour given by a dye substance - more of that later). Many of those beautiful muted earth colours in old tweed fabrics come from lichens, as do reds, purples, oranges and blues. One lichen dye which is likely familiar to anyone who has done chemistry is Litmus, which is made from a group of lichen species that make a useful dye for cloth, but gives utterly different colours depending on the acidity or alkalinity of the mordants used. From this use it evolved into the pH test for whether a substance is acidic or basic,  turning red or blue depending on whether the substance is acidic or alkaline.
Then there are the medicinal lichens, again found all over the world. My favourite is Usnea, which as well as being a useful dye, is a widely used traditional medicine across the world, and one which is presently being investigated for the use of one of its components, usnic acid, to treat some strains of antibiotic-resistant tuberculosis. Amazing organisms, lichens!

Finally there is the importance of lichens as soil builders and things to give an ecology a bit of a kickstart. There have been several studies on the emerging ecology of Surtsey, a modern volcanic island which has been well observed since it emerged from the sea. Lichens were the first organisms to take up residence on the cooling volcanic rock, and eventually broke down enough rock and caught enough windblown debris to start an ecology on Surtsey. It is still tiny and struggling, but it is there!

And Vulpes, I especially liked the analogy you drew between how lichens work as a symbiosis, and how Onni and Reynir build a symbiotic synthesis out of their different magics.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: thegreyarea on April 03, 2021, 06:26:57 AM
Great stories Vulpes! And I loved the way you mixed it all to make your magic! Now I'm felling envious of your students! :) How lucky are they to have such a teacher!

(and the stories are also precisely mixed with the canon!)
(http://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af14/epierceabbott/Screen%20Shot%202016-06-09%20at%2018.49.29_zpskgnjyknr.png)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Mirasol on April 03, 2021, 09:28:09 AM
Thank you all! (Jitter, I agree, I´d also love to get blue hair, or any color, really, but I´m more than just a bit of a coward so I will probably never follow through... :'D)

*crying into her breakfast cereal* @Mirasol , that's amazing!  I didn't really flesh out these characters, but you certainly did, and placed into a GAG ORDER IMPOSED TO PREVENT SPOILERS ! 
Team Leader discovers that you shouldn't make a threat unless you are fully prepared to carry it out, but fortunately Akka smiles upon them and lends them the colours of the sky for their teammates as a gift, not a punishment.  (nnooo, not the 'do you love the colours of the sky' meme)
You are very correct about the sketchiness of these, too - I actually didn't gift the leader with quite that cool of a hairstyle (the inside of the hood was only vaguely suggested, as was the hairstyle), but they look very very smart with your update.  Consider all of them canon.  As props for a joke (and the subtext which seems to have been sufficiently masked by the humour), none of these characters had names or backstories, so there's nothing to impede them gaining their own life elsewhere.

Aaah, I´m glad you like it!!! Aww dammit, I knew I´d get something wrong... I´m glad you like it anyways.

moredhel, wow, clearly a lot of work went into this! Every shadow and muscle is perfectly placed!

Vulpes, this was wonderful! The pictures set the mood really well (did you take them yourself? They´re beautiful!), and the parallels of working together to become more than the sum of one´s parts fit together nicely! (as if in Symbiosis! :D ... I´ll see myself out...)

Also thank you to Róisín for even more interesting information on lichen!
Truly a fascinating species... I remember learning a bit about them in Biology-class, though never much deeper than the fact that they are a Symbiosis. (Which is a shame, as I now realize!)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 03, 2021, 09:44:26 AM
Hmmm... guess it would be a smarter move to make heroes actually use some fungal/lichen madicine and/or use those in whatever whichcraft they make. Without it I just see two stories, weakly connected to each other. The stories themselves are nice though.

Haha, I almost did that - but got waaaay off down a rabbit hole of lichen uses, and got stuck on how exactly any of the crew would be using them. Róisín gives an excellent summary of those uses (I knew I could save myself the bother!  :))). I wanted to focus on the symbioses among the crew, and it got too confusing to also include lichen in those vingnettes. I considered having Tuuri use Usnea on Sigrun's itchy wound, but that left me without a lichen link in the other vignette... and I'm a stickler for symmetry, so oatmeal it is.  ;D

Thanks Buteo, glad you liked the images - I haven't used my dSLR in ages, but got it out and tramped around in the woods. This also served as a push to start really learning GIMP. I've used Photoshop in the past, but it's really pricey and apparently you can do anything with the GIMP that you can in Photoshop... but it's quite the learning curve. I figured, I learned how to do my stats in R, I can learn how to postprocess images in GIMP. Now I have to re-learn how to use a "real" camera (as opposed to my phone) and figure out all the ins and outs of GIMP. Doing this gave me a good boost!

grey, thank-you so much! And you noticed that I fit the stories into canon.  :)  For no particularly good reason, that was important to me to do.

Mirasol, I did indeed take the photos (see above). Don't feel bad about not knowing more about lichen, it's good that you at least remembered they're a symbiosis. Most people hardly know they exist, but as Róisín points out, they are fantastically important ecologically, making soil from bare rock, setting the stage for other plants to grow.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: moredhel on April 03, 2021, 10:50:30 AM
I really like the lichen story.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: thorny on April 03, 2021, 11:47:37 AM
I wanted to focus on the symbioses among the crew, and it got too confusing to also include lichen in those vingnettes.

I think for me it worked better that way. If the crew had been using lichens in their segment of the story, I might have taken the lichen descriptions as just being background for that use. Since they weren't, I had to think 'what do these two interleaved things have to do with each other' and therefore saw the analogy.

And will now point out another one: 'those two interleaved things' -- the natural history description and the crew stories -- are themselves an example of what they're illustrating: unlike things coming together to make a whole. Very nice indeed!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 03, 2021, 05:24:16 PM
Thank you Vulpes! The photos are beautiful! I have to admit I was also expecting for lichens to appear in the vignettes too :) but like Thorny says, the fact that they didn’t only demonstrates the point.

People interested in lichen may be keen to know a third partner in the symbiosis was discovered as recently as 2016! It is another kind of fungi, single-cell yeast: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/07/160721151213.htm
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 03, 2021, 06:00:51 PM
Thanks moredhel! And thorny, I'm ashamed to admit that I didn't really consider the meta-analogy of the piece as a whole!  :'D  I suppose I should nod sagely and say, "Yes, yes, I'm very glad you noticed that..." but it would be a lie.  :'D

I'm glad you like the photos, Jitter. You probably encounter some of the same species in the Finnish forests! And thanks for that link - I knew about (and didn't include, for simplicity) cyanobacteria, which may occur instead of, or with, algae, but I'd missed the basidiomycete thing. Very cool!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 03, 2021, 08:43:10 PM
Glad the info was helpful! And Jitter, thank you for the information and the link. I had heard theories about the yeasts, but had not known about these new discoveries. It is so hard to keep up with new science. And I am watching eagerly for new studies from Surtsey.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 04, 2021, 01:34:06 AM
Day 9: Brook, pond or spring

Today Groupoid gives us an insight into the effect our crew has on the local community.


The gossip had already announced them days ago. They were the talk of everyone with enough mind to communicate. It didn’t happen every day that humans ventured in this region, and bets had already been made on how long they would last. Puro was curious to see them in person, when they came to his little realm. He wanted to know who these people were that managed to convince the Swan to give a soul some overtime in the physical world.

----

Finally they arrived and put up their tent nearby. Human faces. Like it was a only a few days ago, he recalls how ages ago humans had stood by his banks for the first time. They had looked a bit different then, and talked other languages than today. And Puro himself had been a different brook. But he was still amazed by the humans and their power to use and form the world they found themselves in to their liking.

He wished these humans luck in their fight against the evil Kade. More than once had it come near Puro and killed the ducks he so adored, when they nested in his reeds. He would try to give these people the cleanest water he could manage. Ever so slightly adjusting the currents, so the nastier bits some beasts had dumped upstream wouldn’t land in their canteens.

One of the humans placed a foreign magic around their campsite. As if by a magnet, Puro’s glance was pushed away from it. He could overcome the pressure without much trouble, but he was still intrigued by it. He would have to tell his sister about it, next time the rain allowed them to meet.

----

Reynir dipped his head underwater and massaged his scalp. – Wait.  Was that giggling he heard? – He lifted his head ouf of the water. Nothing unusual. He continued washing his hair. – There it was again after a while. Bursting laughter.
“Tuuri, do you hear that?”
“Nah, nothing unusual. I just hear the babbling of the brook.”
Reynir finished washing his hair, ignoring the giggling, and let his hair dry by the campfire.

Puro loved hair. When it formed soft clouds around the heads of people and caused those intricate currents, going around and between the fine hairs. Neither sand nor plants came close to that, not to mention the water-repelling feathers of birds, which were boring in terms of current. Oh, how he loved this! How he’d missed this!

He recalled how some years ago a light young woman and her sturdy companion bathed in him and made their camp at nearly the same spot as the group today. Two of the men here today even reminded him of her. He recalled how in an even earlier time he’d been the meeting place of the women in the nearby settlement, to wash their clothes and exchange gossip. There had always been nice currents they made (and juicy gossip), though the soap they’d used sometimes gave him indigestion.

Oh, tomorrow these people would go on again, and he would be back to moving gravel around and watching mayflies grow. He didn’t hate it, but Puro kinda missed the mammals. They were more fun to have around than the monsters they had turned into. He’d say something like “How do you do?” and the beasts would only answer screeching and screaming.

----

Well, there they started packing up. It was nice having you here, Puro thinks to himself. Oh, and could you please remove the spell, while you’re at it? … Just a bit? … Smudge the marks? … No? … Are you really intending to curse that spot so no animal will have a look at it without a big reason to do so? Please tell me the rain will wash it away. … Well, at least it’ll be a little souvenir of their stay.

Reynir came running back shortly after they left, cursing his forgetfulness under his breath. With his boots he dug up the sigil in a few places, to break its effect, then he ran back to the others. “Thank you! Bless you!” Puro tried to shout after him.


(For some reason the mages are mostly deaf to the spirit’s monologuing. And his behaviour may not fit into existing folklore.)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Grade E cat on April 04, 2021, 02:11:21 AM
I think I may know who that couple was... and I remain a sucker for that sort of thing.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 04, 2021, 06:14:57 AM
Yeah, I wondered if it was a reference to Ukko-Pekka and Ensi. Sweet little story, Groupoid!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 04, 2021, 08:16:14 AM
Oh that was wonderful! I love it I love it I love it! Thank you Groupoid!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: moredhel on April 04, 2021, 08:34:54 AM
It is really an interresting idea that if everything went wrong the spirits would remember and miss mammals.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 04, 2021, 09:04:03 AM
Groupoid, that's a wonderful story! I love seeing the viewpoint of beings that we generally consider unconscious - this reminds me a little of an Ursula Le Guin story, Direction of the Road, told from the point of view of an oak tree observing the passing humans. Nice job!  :D
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 04, 2021, 10:28:25 AM
And of course the Battlefield Band’s ‘Bonny Yew Tree’.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Sevseres on April 04, 2021, 11:55:34 AM
Vulpes, Groupoid, thank you for the beautiful stories. I had loved lichens in an elementary school project, now I love them even more. And Puro is the the most gentle brook I came across, he is so kind and sweet! Altough now I may get to know new ones, since I have learned about the spirits they hold.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Crumpite on April 04, 2021, 11:34:21 PM
Up on Michigan's Kewanaw Peninsula's eastern lake Superior shoreline there are long narrow valleys that follow the lake.
Trees grow on the tops of the valleys as the stoney bottoms are too wet.
But, you,should see the lichens !
They grow in circles, some of them eight feet in diameter.
I've often wondered just how old they must be given the lack of sunshine and short growing season. 
There are lots of strange microclimates up there.
It's the only place I've ever seen a worm snake, they're only an inch long...

Wonderful art and stories everyone, thanks !
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 05, 2021, 01:22:38 AM
Lichen colonies like that can be centuries old, and it would not surprise me if some were a great deal older. Some of the huge hollow lichen circles on Black Mountain come to mind, and others up in the Snowy Mountains.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 05, 2021, 01:32:42 AM
Day 10:  Rowan or Birch

Story time:  I blame Kitty for this one, for starting the 'WIP Me Into Finishing This' (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1173.0) thread.  I contributed a drawing I'd abandoned, illustrating a story (https://archiveofourown.org/works/10524495) I wrote some years back.  The complete story is at the link, but an excerpt is spoilered below. 
In brief, it's a fix-it fic in which the Norse goddess Gefjon attempts to help Tuuri after she is injured, enlisting the help of Reynir.  Unfortunately, Reynir's efforts alone are not enough to effect the required magic, so Lalli invokes the aid of Rauni, the Finnish spirit of the rowan tree (at last we get to the tie-in to the theme!).  I have illustrated the scene where Rauni and Gefjon dance together.

Spoiler: rauni meets gefjon • show

She raised her arms and recited,

"The disease you must smite
Heeds not potions of men nor their prayers,
Hel herself wants the stricken not
Sends her back to Midgard and fulsome airs.


Take the plough of iron fast
Loose your hair and don tabard of snow,
Three times must you plough the soil
Ere morn comes the footsteps of Kokko sow."


She put down her arms. Wide green eyes stared back at her, and Freya's mark sparkled upon him. She could tell he hadn't the slightest clue what she'd just said. She turned her gaze to the fylgja. "Gefjon commands him," she told the dog, "help him to find the plough." The dog leapt up, tail wagging. "Ooo, who's a good boy, then. You are." She couldn't resist cooing at the sweet fylgja.

There was no more she could do, but she saw the dog pulling on the hapless boy's sleeve as she walked away.

What she didn't see, was the young man of the company who served the eastern gods, looking upon them with wide ice blue eyes from within his haven, listening to every word. As Gefjon walked away, that young man turned back inside his haven.

Gefjon waited and watched as Freya's anointed awoke back in Midgard. As instructed by the fylgja, he took a white cloth and draped it around himself, and put on one of the masks they sometimes wore. One of the other humans tried to hold him fast to prevent him from leaving their protection, but the one with icy eyes touched by the eastern gods aided him and they both went outside. The icy one found a long piece of iron very quickly and handed it to the other, who by this time had loosened his long red hair as instructed. Freya's sigils clung to the strands still, from Gefjon's view.

The iron made some dull scratches only upon the burnt ground. It was not a plough. Frustrated, the red-haired boy drew staves in the dirt, and while they were good staves, they would not serve for Gefjon's purpose.

The other folded his hands upon his chest and began to sing. Gefjon could not understand these words, for they spoke to other gods far away, but the sound was very sweet to her ears. She felt young again listening to them, as she did every year as the spring came, although the dead of winter was upon them now.

As she raised her eyes to the skies, she saw another come to the sound of the song. This other was a deathless one much as herself, and dressed in softest green. She looked Gefjon full in the face, and held out her hand. This Gefjon took, and they began to walk around each other slowly, their gazes locked. As they walked, the ground became soft and the young man took his iron to the places their footsteps had graced. Three times the goddesses circled in their dance, driven by the haunting song, and after the third time the newcomer smiled down upon the two humans.

"Rauni the rowan smiles upon you, Reynir the rowan." She bent down and kissed an awestruck Lalli (for that was how Gefjon learned his name) on his forehead, before waving a last time to Gefjon, turning away, and vanishing in the mists of the coming dawn.

The magic was cast, the binding was done.

Spoiler: spoilered for nude derriÈre • show

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Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 05, 2021, 02:46:56 AM
Oh wow! So beautiful!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Mirasol on April 05, 2021, 09:57:42 AM
Grupoid, I also love your story! (Clever name-giving of your brook-spirit! :D Hehe, my questionable Duolingo-Finnish-knowledge is good for something once in a while!)

Wave, this turned out great! I´m glad you tried your hand at this piece again, it was definitly worth it! (so no blame on Kitty, we have to thank her for this. :'D)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 05, 2021, 10:33:39 AM
Ooh, wave, very nice indeed! Thanks to Kitty for bumping this to completion.  ;D
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Crumpite on April 05, 2021, 08:15:15 PM
That was very, very lovely, wavewright 🥰🥰🥰
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Tarnagh on April 05, 2021, 11:30:28 PM
Beautiful story and art, wavewright! <3
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 06, 2021, 01:52:15 AM
Day 11:  Hilly Landscape

Two things this fandom loves dearly - landscapes and poetry - are today combined by midwestmuttAhhhh.



Tendrils of mist rise
Out a Spring green canopy
The hills of my home

Mice rustle through leaves
Wind-swept branches rise and dip
Birdsong everywhere

The sun arcs its way
o'er hills that glaciers reprieved
In the distant past
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 06, 2021, 02:58:01 AM
Truly lovely, Midwestmutt.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 06, 2021, 03:53:16 AM
Midwestmutt, beautiful haikus like always!

Incidentally I came up with a couple of complementary ones, not having seen yours! Mine are about a specific hill, which for me is definitely a focal one in the ”hills of my home”.

(https://i.postimg.cc/1XnwmV45/81-AEE3-CC-16-A8-40-BA-A603-74-A412-A32-F59.jpg)


      (https://i.postimg.cc/mD67WyL5/5-FAA9-C5-F-AD99-4-D48-BBCB-5-FC940-B301-DB.jpg)


     (https://i.postimg.cc/hjGVY5Bm/49-A41-A47-E7-A1-4-DCD-9-EA5-D380703-D5-DAF.jpg)

As you can see from the haikus, Koli is two syllables and Pielinen (the lake) is three.

In case someone doesn't see the pictures:
There are three pictures, two of which have haikus.

The first one shows a view from Koli (seen from the hotel, the same level as the upper end of the funicular and the Nature Centre Ukko) towards the lake with dense fog and then with the fog clearing and a partial rainbow appearing over the lake. The haiku reads:

The lake is breathing
Mist rises from Pielinen
Koli hides itself

The second picture is an aerial photo of the Ukko Koli summit and the lake beyond it, with yellow autumn foliage (birch) and dark of the conifers. This picture is not by me, as I don't have a photography drone. However I wanted to borrow one that works with the haiku:

Bones of the mountains
Remnants of a range now gone
Ancient hill Koli

The photo is by Harri Säynevirta and taken from the all free image bank (license CC 0 i.e. public domain) kuviasuomesta.fi

The third one is a collage of four of my winter photos from Koli, the uppermost is looking towards the west (overlooking the funicular tracks), two are towards the lake to the east and one is snowy trees with some sunset in the background.

Here are more aerial (and other) photos by a proper photographer: https://eskonkuvat.kuvat.fi/kuvat/Kuvia%20Pohjois-Karjalasta/



Koli info for the interested!

Koli is indeed "bones of the mountains", it is the last vestige of a mountain range higher than the Himalayas from 2 billion years ago. The current altitude is 347 m above sea level, and some 253 m above the water level in the adjacent lake Pielinen. Before the previous ice age it was several hundred meters higher than now, although the mighty mountain range was gone already. The remaining peaks nowadays are largely formed of very hard quartzite that was able to withstand the erosion of eons, including several ice ages, longer than the rest of the range. The rounded shapes of the rock was generated by the ice sheets just like Midwestmutt describes.

The old name for Koli and/or the area is Mustarinta ("Black-chest") which also happens to be one of the many many names for bear! Coincidence? Maybe, maybe not. It is not known whether the name here derives from bears (there is a rock formation presumably resembling the head of a bear) or just from the fact that it looks dark from the distance. The current name Koli started appearing in maps since 1700's but the origin for it is not known. One theory references the word meaning bald in Carelian, which would refer to the bare summits. Such prominent bare rock summits are rare in southern Finland.

There are many folktales about there having been places of worship, sacrifice and public assembly, and hermit wisemen living there. However there are no archaeological finds to support this, only oral traditions. The place gained popularity during the national awakening of Finland, so some of the stories may be at least exaggerated by the artists enthusiastic about Finnish traditions in general and Koli in particular. Nevertheless it's an impressive place and has most likely been viewed as a place with powerful spirits.

A preserved poem mentions Kolin korkeat isännät, Mustarinnan murhat miehet "the high masters of Koli, the murder men of Mustarinta" (the "murder" here means they are fearsome) that were known to live there in 1500's. Fear of these spirits reigned strong and no houses were built in the area throughout the 1600's. The area became permanently inhabited from mid 1700's when local clergy had scoured out the "superstition of the simple folk". The spirits were approached to ask for luck in the hunt by the hunters of the surrounding areas all the way to Ilomantsi who prepared a ceremonial meal on the summit to share with the spirits. (source: Pielisjärven historia I, 1954, Kilpeläinen, Hintikka ja Saloheimo)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 06, 2021, 01:40:53 PM
Ah, a treasure-trove of haiku from midwestmutt and Jitter! Plus photos! We are blessed with abundance today. Thanks for all the information about Koli - it looks like a beautiful area. I love the snow-coated trees holding their branches down along their trunks - they always make me think of someone edging through a tight spot with their arms held down.  :D  And I needed the mental images of spring, it was a miserable cold damp day today, thanks for those verses, midwestmutt - very evocative.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 06, 2021, 03:04:15 PM
Snow like that has its own name in Finnish, tykkylumi or just tykky. Koli is the southernmost place in Finland by a large margin where it happens naturally (snow cannons may result in a similar look).

Southern Lapland fells that have trees have wonderful tykky. For example Riisitunturi (another National Park) is very famous for it, and the trees and landscape are located conveniently so that they are easy to reach even for people with limited mobility. As long as you are in southern Lapland, that is. Or in Kuusamo. See e.g. here: https://revontulia.com/2016/03/04/riisitunturi/

I think I posted some pictures from Ruka (in Kuusamo) last winter, when we went there and visited the Oulanka National Park. It was just before the pandemic, 13,5 months ago and it seems like it’s been an eternity or maybe two.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 07, 2021, 01:25:29 AM
Day 12:  (How to Catch) Karvaturri

Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-Wuzzy had...way too much hair and was actually named Karvaturri.  Mirasol shows how the hirsute one was defeated.

Mirasol gives the content warning: Slight gore-warning, to about the same extent as in the comic, a bit of swearing

Spoiler: how to catch karvaturri • show

“Very hairy.”

“… That's all?”

Ailikki, Ragna's second in command, turned the file around.  “Looks like it.”

“I thought that skald-lady was joking when she explained what we're looking for…”, the captain mumbled.

“Now it at least makes sense why she told us to not bother with the file”, Ailikki said, looking dismissively at the paper.

“Has somebody seen the tinder?”, Yke, one of the other soldiers asked from across the campsite. He was trying to start a campfire.

“You can use this”, Ailikki told him with a smile and handed him the scout-file. Ragna didn't stop her. Whoever the scout was who wrote this incredibly detailed report on the sighting of a bear-beast, they deserved their pay cut in half. This was no helpful information whatsoever!  After taking a look at what was written there, Yke started burning it no questions asked.

Ragna watched the paper go up in flames. He had avoided looking deeper into it until Karvaturri, the bearbeast his crew was tasked with slaying, was in killing-reach. He preferred taking a look for himself first before seeing what others wrote about one of these. Helped avoid misjudging a beast´s strength. Now he regretted all the time he spent getting the headquarters to let him take an official document into the Silent World.

“I swear, if there's any surprises when we fight it, whoever scouted this crap is dead in the water.”

“Well, it seems we have at least actually tracked down a bear fitting the description this time”, Tuovi, the mage on their crew let them know from where they were sitting on the ground a few meters away. They always insisted on solitude to do their work, like in this case sending their Luonto to spy on the crew's current target.

“It appears to be alone. And it hid near some big rocks. It's cornered”, the mage reported with their eyes closed.

Ragna nodded. “Good, well strike tomorrow as soon as the sun is up. It's too close to darkness for my liking. It's not moving, right?”

“It went to sleep shortly after I got there. Looks like it'll stay that way for the time being. If we aren't stupid and it hears us coming, we should be fine.”

The captain looked warningly at the part of his crew currently present. “You hear that? No repetition of last Tuesday, got it? We're a trained special command, not some bloody amateurs!”

It had been raining last Tuesday. What Ragna's crew then suspected to be the bearbeast had hid in a decayed house. As it turned out, they had been following the unusually large and hairy alpha of a pack of Hukkas, living in said house, instead. The crew had spent the rest of the day on top of a tree, hoping the shots they were firing at the wolfbeasts wouldn't attract anything bigger.

Ragna looked at the mage again. “I damn hope you're right this time.”

“Last time you told me we didn't have the time to properly check whether we are following the right critter. I'm really not the one to blame here”, Tuovi said, getting up.

“Fair enough. I made the wrong call”, Ragna replied. “So this one it is. Have you made any further observations on its abilities by now?”

“Its hair is too long to see any of its body parts in detail. But as I already said, all that fur might make it less vulnerable to the sun. I´ll keep an eye on it.”

With that Tuovi disappeared into one of their camp's tents.

“So, what are we gonna do now? If that's all we're working with, we know basically nothing about that thing”, Ailikki chipped in.

Ragna was worried about that too. The ten people (and two Grade A cats) he led slayed the most dangerous rashlings discovered too close to any human settlements for a living. Of course all of these were a possible death-sentence, but with most of them you could at least see what they could hypothetically do and prepare. Even if not immediately, spying on them long enough would eventually reveal something. Tuovi had proven to be a master in that regard in the almost two years they had been a part of the crew. This ball of fur was the first target able to hide its weak spots from the mage. And that wasn't a good sign.

“Ideally we surround and kill it before it even has a chance to strike back. So when it's still asleep”, Ragna proposed.

His second in command didn´t seem convinced. “Ok, we´ve been doing this for ten years now, when has anything we killed ever died from the first blow?”

Fair point. In this job there were no easy kills.

“I'm open for suggestions”, he grumbled.

Nobody said anything for a while.

“The fur is the problem, right?”, Yke, now done with the campfire, started. “Could we set it on fire? Maybe the beast even dies from that.”

“And until then a burning monster goes rampaging through the forest in panic? We are not doing that”, the captain determined.

At this moment, Maarika, the crew's medic, sat down next to them. Her usually wild, curly hair was wet and hanging down. She must have washed it in the brook they had set up camp next to. That gave Ragna an idea.

“They say stupid solutions are sometimes the best, right?”

“Do they?” Ailikki raised an eyebrow.

“Whatever, I might have something.”

***

The next morning, the crew took their positions around the bearbeast's hideout. Tuovi, Yke and Yrsa were stationed on top of the rock-wall, equipped with every object able to hold a larger amount of water they found. Everyone else was standing in a semi-circle around it to cut off every possible escape-route. In case Karvaturri managed to get through their defenses, bear-traps were set in place.

Through some serendipity, their target was actually still asleep. Ragna gestured to the others to initiate phase one, namely throwing spears at it. More quiet than bullets, plus if enough hit in the right places, it might be enough already.  The captain wasn't willing to immediately take the risk of attracting anything worse that was possibly lurking around here.

The spears flew perfectly towards the beast and through its back and neck, jolting it awake with a gurgling sound. The thing jumped to its feet, screaming and lurching. Well, looked like that hadn't worked. Not all that surprising, if disappointing. But it did seem to have done something, judging by how unstable Karvaturri was standing. It looked hectically at the soldiers pointing their weapons at it, realizing it was surrounded. But something was off.

The beast gathered itself and stopped fluctuating. For a bit, it just seemed to be staring at the crew. Then it started charging at them. Before it reached the soldiers though, a disgusting popping-sound rung out. The entire back of the bear began to tear open, exploding yellow troll-goo in every direction. Gargling, Karvaturri fell flat on the ground again.
The substance hit an unlucky soldier, Guivi, in the arm he had raised to protect his eyes. He started screaming in pain and let go of his knife.

Shit. The thing had acid or something.

 “Quick!”, Ragna yelled towards Guivi. “Wash it off, fast!”

But the guy seemed already completely frozen in pain. He just started sinking to the ground holding his arm. Luckily, Maarika was next to him immediately, pulling him back to his feet and towards the brook. The only problem was, now two people were missing in their defense-line, which would make it a lot easier for Karvaturri to slip out. The beast seemed to have noticed that too. It picked itself up and started limping towards it again.

But Ragna was absolutely not about to let that happen. He jumped to the spot where the bear had been sleeping. “Come right back here, you oversized pincushion! You are not ruining our plan!”, he yelled, waving his arms around.

It did the trick. Karvaturri focused on him now and ran in his direction.

“Water!”, the captain shouted, turning around to climb up the rocks. He could hear splashing sounds behind him, followed by surprised growling from the bearbeast and a collective “Ewww!” from his crew.

“Holy shit, now that's a disgusting beast if I've ever seen one!”

That came from Ailikki. Well, if even she was impressed… Ragna's curiosity got the better of him. Being about halfway to safety, he dared to look around. “What-"

Karvaturri was still staring at him. But the water had done what the captain had hoped for. The beast´s dripping wet fur was hanging down like some slimy plants, revealing what was underneath. It hadn´t actually been that much hair, just fluffed up a lot and full of dirt. The figure underneath was basically a deformed skeleton with skin. Its spine was curved in a very unnatural way, and an extra-set of distorted legs grew out of its ribcage. Everything was pushed in an even more painful-looking position due to the way the body was bloated into huge, yellow blisters filled with acid in many places. Some of them were already deteriorating in themselves, leaving black wounds in the beast's rotting flesh. The spears now tearing through everything  sure didn't make looking at it any easier. One of these spears must have popped the blister that already exploded. But the worst part were the eyes. Well, one eye, there was only an empty hollow where the other one should have been. The intact eye had that… wrong look all beast-eyes had, but seemed to drift into a more conscious state for a moment. The look in it meandered between empty, furious and… scared. 

Ragna breathed out. Once you did this job long enough, killing rashlings became something very professional. Easy to forget that these things used to be conscious, feeling beings. And now they were trapped in an existence like this, completely without control over themselves. So even if they attacked, they weren't really to blame.

The moment only lasted for a few seconds. Karvaturri's eye became empty again, and they opened their maw to reveal a way too large set of way too long teeth. And Ragna was still only halfway up the rock.

“Don't stand there like that, move!”, Ailikki shouted. “Finish it off! But don't get too close!”, she instructed the other soldiers. Ragna rushed further up, hearing rifles click behind him as they were being loaded. Yrsa was extending her arm down to pull him up the rest of the way, but he couldn't reach her yet.

“Don’t shoot the blisters! We don't want more acid to hit somebody! And don't hit the captain either!”, Tuovi shouted from the top of the rocks.

With more people yelling orders and warnings, the situation became increasingly chaotic. But Karvaturri wasn't distracted by the voices around them anymore. Their eye was still locked on Ragna, and they started climbing up behind him.

Shit, shit, shit…

His left foot was currently on a boulder that seemed to be a bit loose. But it didn't help, he had to make the jump upwards to get away from Karvaturri's jaws. Ragna shifted his weight to his foot, gathered strength to jump and… the boulder, a quite sizable one at that, broke out of the wall. Yrsa's and now Yke's hands too still way out of reach, Ragna threw himself against the stones in panic, and very painfully (and inelegantly), he slowly skittered down. What a stupid way to die, spread-eagled on a stone-wall…

But to his surprise, no bear-teeth were digging into his flesh in the next moment. The captain looked up, into the surprised faces of his mage and soldiers on the rocks. For a moment, everything was in absolute silence.

Then Ailikki burst out laughing. “Now captain, that was a skill-shot, have to hand it to you!”

More soldiers joined in, while Ragna tried to stand up as dignified as possible. His gloves and the front of his pants were slightly torn, he had some scrapes on his legs and hands, but otherwise he was fine. The beast though… Its head had been cleanly smashed by the boulder. The old bones must have broken like paper. Some smaller blisters on it were popped, but the acid only ran into a puddle on the ground. Ailikki was standing next to it, examining whether it was really dead. After a bit she nodded. Everyone made space for Tuovi to prepare the beast's Kallohonka.

Ragna limped towards his second-in-command. For a while they watched the mage complain about the condition of Karvaturri´s skull in silence.
“Now what are we going to write into that report? ‘Smashed by a boulder accidently let loose by the crew's overweight captain falling off a wall’? I'll be the laughing-stock of all of Keuruu…”, he whispered to Ailikki.

She grinned in the way that usually meant nothing good. “I'd have a few ideas…”

***

“Very hairy.”

“Very hairy? Really!? That's all they wrote??? And they get paid for that?”

Nenna watched her student lament over the killing-report he had to file into the bear-registry. She didn't say anything. She knew this was probably revenge for the scout-report on the same bearbeast. Self-evident, as said scout-report had furthermore been mysteriously lost on the mission tasked with slaying the bear.

“Why is there no essay-writing-class integrated into military-training.” The young boy crabbed and let his head fall on the table in frustration.

“You'll get used to it. Just file the report as it is,” Nenna said, sipping her coffee.



Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Grade E cat on April 07, 2021, 03:44:04 AM
That fic gave me a headcanon as to who could have written the initial scout report. That brevity looks kind of familiar.

Spoiler: my prime suspect • show

*cough* :lalli: *cough*
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 07, 2021, 10:09:45 AM
That fic gave me a headcanon as to who could have written the initial scout report. That brevity looks kind of familiar.

Spoiler: my prime suspect • show

*cough* :lalli: *cough*


kyllä.  ;)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Sevseres on April 07, 2021, 02:31:43 PM
That fic gave me a headcanon as to who could have written the initial scout report. That brevity looks kind of familiar.

Spoiler: my prime suspect • show

*cough* :lalli: *cough*


"Description: very hairy
Behavior: stupid
Territory: yes
Time of Sight: tuesday
Extra Notes: bear"

The fic looks awesome but I sadly don't have the time to read it properly rn ;w; I'll read it once I find the time. Wave, midwestmutt, I loved yours. I lovelovelove it when icelandic and finnish magic work with each other, more so when it is with such elegance like your fic and lovely drawing is, wave!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 07, 2021, 04:19:56 PM
Whoops, I was in such a hurry to post a smarty-pants reply to Grade E cat that I didn't stop to say... great story, Mirasol! Nice symmetry with the reactions to the very detailed reports.  :))   I like all your characters and would love to get to know them better - you've given such great little glimpses of their personalities, and made them each a "real" person, with very few words.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: JoB on April 07, 2021, 04:36:27 PM
"Description: very hairy
Behavior: stupid
Territory: yes
Time of Sight: tuesday
Extra Notes: bear"
"Additional eyewitnesses: "
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 07, 2021, 05:45:44 PM
Mirasoo, great story! And some good luck!

Sevseres (and JoB) beat me to it, but since this came to my head complete, I’ll go nevertheless.



S: Ok, next! Oh, it’s you. Hello, Hotkainen.”
L: —
S: And your report?
L: No threat.
S: Ok, good. Did you see anything?
L: yes
S: oh, want to tell me what it was?
L: —
S: Ahem, tell me what it was.
L: Bear
S: A bear? You mean like a normal bear?
L: No
S: No? A bear beast?
L: Yes
S: You saw a bear beast?! Why did you report no threat?
L: Far. Walking away.
S: I see. And you are absolutely sure of this? It’s no threat whatsoever?
L: *shrug*
S: So which one was it?
L: None.
S: Not in the bear registry? You sure?
L: —
S: Ok (straining to stay calm). Did you get a good look at it?
L: Yes
S: ... and?
L: *shrug*
S: Please tell me what it was like
L: A beast bear
S: Yes, indeed. Anything special about it?
L: *shrug*
S: What did it look like?
L: Very hairy
S: Any special characteristics?
L: Very hairy
S: Yes, I got that the first time. Anything else?
L: —
S: So that’s all you are gonna say?
L: —
S: So why don’t we write that down then!
L: *shrug*
S: How is this information going to help us catch it?
L: *shrug*
S: Seriously, any tips on that? Hmm?
L: Your problem.
S: Why you little...
S2: Watch out! You know he bites if you yell at him!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: thegreyarea on April 07, 2021, 07:49:47 PM
Wow, so many amazing things! Sorry for not commenting before, but I've been busy finishing my contribution. It was way harder than I thought...

So, on chronological order:

Jitter, the yeasts article is fascinating, as the whole theme. Thanks for sharing it!

Groupoid, I loved every single bit of your story! Brilliant! It reminded me the Kami of Shinto beliefs (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinto). I also share moredhel's opinion on spirits remembering mammals, and particularly humans. And the soap reference is so funny!
As for that other reference... Excellent! :)

And Vulpes, thanks for waking my memory! I read that, many years ago. It's a great story!
Also thanks to Róisín, for pointing the bonnie yew tree! We can trust that you'll never run out of fascinating references!

Wave, your story is extraordinaire! The poetic tones are so very appropriated for the characters! And the magic!  O_O I also loved the picture! The way things glow! And the small detail of the cat tank on the background!

midwestmutt, your poem/haiku is so beautiful and powerful! I can't get tired of reading it!

Jitter, the pics are amazing! Yours and the others, every single one. And the haikus too! The day I visit Koli I'll surely have "bones of the mountains" in my head! :)

(and many thanks for the interesting info too!)

Mirasol, I love your story! I saw it in my mind, panel after panel! As Vulpes I appreciate the symetry on the reports and also want more tales about those characters and their special team!

Grade E Cat, sevseres and Jitter, you got it! Onni's participation is now canon to me! :)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 07, 2021, 08:04:54 PM
"Additional eyewitnesses: "

Lol!  :haw:

Jitter, I love your little scene. Very true to character.  :))
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: catbirds on April 07, 2021, 09:16:48 PM
This is totally out of order because I check the thread sporadically and very hurriedly:

Wave, I'm glad you saw your formerly abandoned/messed up sketch through! It turned out great, the story was also sweet! I've missed the way you draw expressions and all your doodles in my time away from here ;D

Vulpes, your story was so interesting! I feel like I took a whole biology lesson there haha. You have such a clear source of inspiration and I hope nature will inspire you for years to come! This kind of reminds me of when I went on walks and field trips with a particularly knowledgeable friend who would blather on about lichens and such for ages.

Groupoid, this story feels so mysterious... but hearing stories about benign and friendly spirits always puts me in a good mood!

Midwestmutt and Jitter, mist sure is a popular topic for poems these days :) I love poetry and I appreciate all the nature imagery in yours!

And great collages, of course. I've always been especially drawn to the way the snow weighs the evergreen tree branches down, so I'm so glad Finnish people came up with a name for it. Also, thank you for the Koli information!

Mirasol, whew, your descriptions of the fighting... very intense, very vivid (imo). I guess the report was pretty far off! Thanks for this story, it's a good balance of scary stuff (to me) and lighthearted team building moments

Okay! I've definitely missed a few since I last commented and sorry if this is... long but there's just so much I adore in this thread!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 08, 2021, 01:19:38 AM
Day 13: Oak or lime (tilia) trees

Oak trees in their splendid variety definitely show up in mythology on a regular basis. Standing alone or in a forest, their spreading branches inspire us, as do the leaves and acorns responding to the seasons.  Today thegreyarea brings us a tale of one such mythical (perhaps not?) oak.

thegreyarea's warning: As my dear readers will surely infer from the title, this story features several mentions to an alcoholic beverage.


Rum

The great tree felt something hit an exposed root. Instantly she became alert, fearing that something might have crossed through the several layers of magic that shielded her from the World. It has been some time since humans threatened her kind, however many worse things came into being, some new, some very old. Could any of them reach her?
Yet she couldn't sense any danger, and her shields seemed intact. Maybe one of the small beings that inhabited her made a mistake and fell, finishing its short life? It happened before. But no, she couldn't taste blood in her roots. It was... alcohol! And a lot of it.
She extended her senses towards the place where the little mammals stored most of their things... There weren't many around. Actually she could feel just one, and she could sense despair... Cautiously she probed, caring not to damage that delicate mind, and soon found what she wanted. No reason to worry, but now she was curious about how the story will end, and how it began. She dig deeper in the little mind until the first memories of that day...

---
Grey woke up as someone knocked at his door. He hastily tried to arrange his head's fur and rushed to the entrance, wondering who could be up knocking so early.
He opened it and found Mirasol, looking happy as a sunny day. "Hi Grey! Good to see you!"
"Hi! Glad to see you too!" Then he remembered it was Midsummer. "All's ready for the party? Can't wait to taste the cookies!"
"The kitchen is almost ready. Actually I'm on my way to help Merlin with the cookies. But I'm a little late, and he asked me to bring rum. Could you please do it for me?"
"Of course! I had no idea that rum was part of the recipe. Is it only for the special Midsummer cookies?"
"Silly, you know that's a secret, right? Can't tell you. Nevertheless the rum is very important. Now, will you be a nice squirrel and fetch a bottle for me? I still have lots of things to set up."
"I'll just comb my fur and head straight to the warehouse!"
"Great! We still have some hours before the rum is needed, but please don't forget. Bye!" She went down the alley, humming some song.
---
Grey checked his shoulder bag, making sure he got all the basics. Book, comb, water and a small bag of cookies. Perfect! He added an empty bottle for the rum and was ready to go.
It would be easy. Just a small trip to the warehouse, then up to the kitchen to deliver the bottle. And then finding a nice spot to spend the rest of the holiday reading until the party. He always loved Midsummer!
Upon leaving the cabin Grey took a moment to enjoy the view. His home could be a bit away from the central area, but it was on a high place, and he would never grow tired of that amazing view over Oak Town, with all the houses, alleys and stairways spreading over the large branches of the Great Tree.
Dawn hasn't arrived yet, and the street lights were still on. The network of suspended walkways crossing between branches made the view over the town even more beautiful, like a giant glittering spiderweb. At the center, right over the main trunk, a patch of intense light marked the Forum's location. Grey squinted to see the small figures that were decorating the ample amphitheatre for the party. Too far to distinguish anyone, he knew, and it was time to move on.
---
Grey ran down the alley until the start of the branch. Better not wait for the elevator, he thought, welcoming the opportunity to exercise. His mirror had been complaining that a certain squirrel had gained at least 30g lately, maybe more!
So he took the stairway that descended along the trunk, and after several levels arrived at the warehouse floor, a large ring of platforms and buildings that encircled the trunk just under the lower branches. Anyone could easily spend hours searching for something there, and at such early hours on a holiday no one would be around to help. Luckily that wasn't a problem for Grey. After working there for three years he knew exactly where alcoholic beverages were stored.
He reached the desired area and climbed to a higher place for a better view. Took him less than a minute to locate a large barrel labelled "RUM", next to an entrance.
As Grey turned to get down his tail hit something. A broom, he saw, nothing serious. However it fell over a lever, and that lever released a set of pulleys, allowing a box to fall over the next platform. He took a deep breath. The box seemed intact, and hopefully nothing was broken. Luck was on his side.
In the next second the structure under the box made a loud noise and collapsed, dropping over a line of barrels on the floor. The last one rolled until it hit the rum barrel, that in turn rolled, slowly, through the door, and kept rolling until it broke the guardrail and fell.
Grey, paralysed, watched the events unfold. He felt his heart inside that barrel, falling towards the roots, far below. Only a full minute after the distant crash his mind started to work again. The first thought was simple: "I'm screwed!"
---
This time he called the elevator. What would he tell to Mirasol, to everybody? "Sorry, there will be no party this year"? Maybe "Apologies, I couldn't take care of my big fat tail and spoiled everything"? A squirrel party without cookies was no party!
Grey's thoughts were very dark while the machine slowly moved upwards. A disaster! People would never forget nor forgive him! He even felt a brief headache, like something entering his head! It disappeared as fast as it came. He never had a headache before, but all things considered it wasn't a surprise.
The elevator stopped with a clang. Time to move and face the consequences, he thought, looking at the big watch over the kitchen entrance.
A young squirrel came out. "Already thinking on the party, Grey? Still some hours to go!"
He was so distracted it took him a moment to reply "Oh, hi Ran. Yes... I mean no, I don't..." And suddenly a thought hit! Hours! He might have time to avoid disaster!
Gray gave him a big hug. "Thank you so much, Ran!"
He stood there, surprised. "Err... What's up, Grey? Are you ok?"
"Yes, yes!" He started to run. "I'll explain later. Must go now!"
---
Grey felt a new hope as the elevator climbed. Someone in Oak Town would surely have rum! If only he was looking for ale... It would be so easy!
At the top he even took a minute to delight his eyes on the beams of light filtered through the higher leaves. Morning has come, and he needed to focus! Just find that bottle!
However he couldn't simply knock at every door. It would take too long and, worst, alert everybody about the problem. Asking the right person was the key, and he already had one squirrel in mind.
Arriving at the Forum Grey easily found him, up at the amphitheatre border, always attentive to everything. "JoB! How nice to see you!"
The big squirrel looked at him. "Hello Grey! Up so early on a holiday?"
He knew that JoB already supposed there was a problem, but would be too polite to ask. "I'm searching for something for a friend, and... well, since you always know so many things..."
He raised an eyebrow. "And what that thing might be?"
"Well... rum! I need a bottle of rum!" And felt his cheeks turning red.
"Hum... I see... Suppose I can't ask why, right?" He was silent for a while. "I'm afraid I can't recall anyone having one of these. As you know most squirrels don't drink, and rum isn't exactly popular... I guess we might have some in the warehouse. Have you checked there?"
Grey gulped. "Err... Yes, I... I've just been there, but it seems the rum is over."
"Then I can't help you, I'm afraid." He pointed down. "Try asking Wave. She might know."
"Oh, good idea! Thanks anyway." Grey walked down the large steps to the center of the Forum and found Wave surrounded by kids. There was some commotion, and she was wearing her hat, which meant things were serious.
Grey waited and after two minutes everything was settled. Wave saw him and removed the hat. "Hi Grey! What are you doing here? Wanna help? We have a lot to do!"
"I'd love to, but I need to do something first."
"I hope you're not in trouble... Yet you do look like someone that accidentally broke an expensive vase!"
Damn, was that so obvious? He just wanted to run, but there's no other way.
"I need... a bottle... of run."
Her eyes widened. "Isn't it a bit early for that?"
Before the conversation attracted everyone's attention he took a step closer and muttered. "I don't want to drink it! It's for a friend! Some recipe that needs it."
She looked unconvinced, and Grey felt pierced by her eyes, until she opened a large smile. "Just jokin', dear! I believe you! But I'm afraid I can't help. Try asking Róisín, she might know."
"Great idea! Thanks!" He was already running. How hasn't him thought about asking Róisín before? She knew so many things, and so many people too!
Grey used the walkway to cross to the next branch, caring not to look down. It was a vertiginous drop to the mass of roots below.
Róisín lived in a steep area, with houses grouped around small platforms connected by a funicular and several stairways. After the hundredth step he regretted choosing the stairs, promising himself that if there was a party he would not eat as many cookies as last year!
He feared finding Róisín surrounded, as usual, by squirrels of all ages. Everyone wanted to drink from that well of knowledge! However this time Grey was luck and found her alone, leaving her house. "Hello Róisín. Remember me?"
"Of course! Grey, isn't it? Two... or maybe three seasons ago? My basic magic course. And you did have some talent for that!" She kept walking. "I'm on my way to a class. Would you accompany me there? How are you doing?"
They walked together while he thought how to bring it up. Better go straight to the point.
"Róisín, I need a bottle of rum. It's for a recipe, but it's also a... surprise, and I can't go around asking everybody. I supposed you might know, or even had some."
"Well, let me think... no, I don't recall anyone. Wait, I had a bottle, some time ago! I gave it, as a gift, to Merlin. He appreciates that. You can ask him."
Grey felt his hopes falling like the barrel before. "Anyone else?"
"Try Crumpite. He and Merlin are good friends. I've heard they share many tastes."
"Thank you so much! Do you know where he might be?"
"Down there at the lake, probably. He told me some eggs would be hatching today. If I were your age I'd take a glider suit. It's the fastest way."
A glider! Mielikki help him! He wasn't a flying squirrel! She was right, of course, but he never flew from such a high point, only small jumps to lower branches when he was younger.
Nevertheless Grey decided to take his chances. He couldn't wait to leave that problem behind. He located a hanging platform and borrowed a suit, fixing in on wrists and ankles. Then he approached the border, prayed to Mielikki, Ilmatar* and the Great Tree, took a deep breath and jumped.
---
The little squirrel was interesting. Clumsy, but filled with good intentions. She felt, however, that his story would end soon. He clearly had no experience, and his descent was too fast. Her roots would soon taste his blood... But she was curious to see if he could find the rum, and he did preyed to her! So she focused energy, heating the air...
---
Too fast! He was going to die! No way to slow down before hitting the mass of roots that covered the ground. Grey closed his eyes and got ready for the impact, wishing it was brief and painless. The worst was to go after failing his friends, everybody!
Then he felt a warm wind against his body. A thermal current! A quite strong one! He twisted and bent, and finally managed to use the ascending wind to reduce his speed, landing without any grace but blissfully intact!
Grey removed the suit, still shaken and incredulous. It was a miracle to be alive! He spotted someone coming, walking along a tortuous root. He's been on the ground many times, but the huge mass of visible roots never ceased to amaze him. No one could tell that underneath them, and the tree's immense girth, there was a small island. It just looked like the Great Oak stood directly over the placid water.
And now he could see who's coming. He didn't need do go looking for Crumpite after all.
"Grey! It's really you! I didn't know that you could fly so well! That manoeuvrer at the end was rad! And risky!"
"Well, I don't know how I did it. I guess Mielikki and Ilmatar were looking for me..." He felt a sting in the back of his head and turned. There's no one behind him, just the oak. "...or maybe the Great Tree blessed me with luck!"
Then he remembered the reason for that mad moment. "I hope you don't mind me asking, but Róisín suggested that you could have a bottle of rum, and I'm quite pressed to find one."
"Hey, no problem! Actually I had one, but gave it to Merlin, maybe two years ago. Oh, don't be sad! Listen, there's already a lot of people on the other side, enjoying the holiday and playing with the ducks. Why don't you go ask them?"
He didn't like the sound of it. "Thanks, but I'd rather not go asking everybody. It's... a surprise." He was starting to believe that nothing could be done.
Crumpite put a hand on his shoulder. "Look, some are your friends. I saw Jitter playing on the water. And Vulpes was riding one of my ducks. I'm sure you can trust them."
Seeing his friends sounded good, and Grey managed a half-hearted smile.
"Good, good! You go, I have to check a nest over there. Several eggs are hatching. Soon we will have a new batch of ducks."
He left Crumpite, walked towards the trunk and got around it. On the opposite side several squirrels enjoyed the water on small groups, while others rode ducks. Three were even making a race! He just wanted to be that happy!
His friends saw him and waved. Grey waved back and sat on the root, watching. Nellie, Keep Looking and many others were playing keep away, using a nut as a ball, and Vulpes was racing, trying hard to sustain himself over a duck. Jitter came out of the water and sat by his side, dripping. He checked if no one was close enough to listen and told her the whole story. She asked him a few questions and stood there, thinking while a small puddle grew around her.
Moments later she smiled. "Grey, I have an idea! Yesterday I was with Alkia and Molly at the Lehto, helping Vulpes with his hives, when a group of humans arrived. I'm sure they were going to spend the night there."
"And how that can help me?"
"Because one of them had a bag, and inside there was a bottle of rum!"
---
Sure, it was Midsummer, but the lake's water was pretty cold at his feet. Grey waved at Vulpes and he came, riding a duck. "Grey! What's up?"
"A lot, friend. I'll tell you later. Right now I really need to borrow your duck."
He slid along the duck's side into the water, splashing it all over Grey and making him shudder. "Here, have it pal. But you got to tell me that story later, at the party." He winked and patted him.
"Sure!" Grey refrained to mention his doubts on that matter and climbed the duck, grabbing gently its neck and whispering. "Please, I need you to take me to Joensuu's Lehto, as fast as you can."
It emitted a soft quack and Grey held tighter as the duck swam away from the margin, opened its wings and accelerated. Soon they were airborne, heading towards the mist that perpetually encircled the Great Tree's territory. The duck was flying really fast, and Grey was glad he didn't had to speak the magical words that would let they pass through the barrier. Every squirrel knew well that ducks and swans, for some unexplained reason, where the only beings allowed to cross without the proper passwords. Everything else would simply be diverted. Those trying to leave would magically exit the mist heading back to the tree, and anything coming from outside would go around the area and reach the opposite side of the lake without ever seeing the enormous oak in the middle.
---
Soon they arrived at the Lehto. Grey asked the duck to wait, and gave him a cookie from his bag as reward. He ran to the clearing where the cabins stood, and climbed on the nearest tree. It was early in the morning, but the humans were already outside, preparing breakfast.
Good, he thought. It meant that he could go inside without being noticed.
Grey ran over a branch. Those trees were big, and old, but looked so small compared with the one were he lived. Anyway he was careful, because they were pretty high anyway, and he already had enough falling experience for the day.
He jumped from the branch to the cabin's roof. From that point he could see that the humans were on the front. He descended on the opposite side and found a half-open window. Now to find that bag.
He walked around cautiously, trying to make no sound, until he finally saw the bag Jitter described. And for the second time in the day he felt his heart fell to the floor.
There was a cat sleeping next to the bag! It looked young, and not very large, but big enough to eat a squirrel, no doubt!
Grey stood there, hidden over the cupboard, thinking. He was just a few steps from saving that crazy day. And then he remembered how that happened back at the warehouse, and got an idea!
He returned outside. There it was, in the back porch, lying against the wall. A broom, just like the one he knocked down earlier, but enormous, human-sized. Grey easily climbed the uneven planks, reached the tip of the handle and pushed it with all his strength.
The broom made a lot of noise when it hit the floor, as Grey expected. He got back inside, just in time to see the cat slowly walking out, still drowsy, attracted by the sound.
Grey reached the open bag, and there was the bottle, just as Jitter described. Now just a bit of magic.
The human-made bottle was huge, taller than a squirrel, and he needed to shrink it. He took his bottle of water, put it next to the big bottle and used a charcoal to draw the symbols. Then he recited the words.
Nothing happened! What had he done wrong? He tried again, without success. He checked his bottle. Empty! He already drank it, and he couldn't exchange an empty thing for a full one. Grey recalled Róisín's teachings. "Magic needs balance.". He searched his bag. Well, that would have to do.
Grey put the bag of cookies next to the huge bottle and recited the words. This time it worked! The bottle shrank as the cookies grew enormous! He took the now squirrel-sized bottle, closed tightly the cap and put it in his bag. The relieved squirrel was just about to cross the window when a large human entered the cabin and walked towards the bag. He reached for it and seemed puzzled, looking around as in search of something, or someone.
Grey just had time to slip outside. He ran as fast as he could. Luckily the cat was nowhere to be seen. He jumped on the duck and soon they were flying back home.
---
He knocked at the Kitchen's door and waited. Soon Mirasol opened it, and he was overwhelmed by the intense smell of baking cookies. "Grey! What took you so long? Where's the rum?" She didn't look angry, tough, just a bit annoyed. "Merlin have been asking me for it the whole morning!"
He took the bottle from his bag. "Here. Now please tell me that we will have cookies for the party."
"Oh, of course we will! We already made some!"
"You already... But... How? Wasn't it part of the recipe?"
"What? No! The cookies have many things, but no alcohol."
Grey felt his head spinning. All that... for nothing!
"Come in, I'll give you a cookie. But let me take care of this before." She ran towards Merlin, that stood next to a large cauldron, looking quite unhappy. His eyes widened and a wide smile came to his face when he saw the bottle. Then the old squirrel opened it and took a large sip.
Soon she was back. "Do you know this is the only day in the whole year when Merlin drinks alcohol? And rum is his beverage of choice. That's why it's so important to him."
Grey was out of words.
"Look, I'm sorry. I see the way I spoke this morning misled you. I hope it wasn't very bad. Can you forgive me? Please?"
"I... Sure. I should have..."
"Great! Thank you! Oh, here's your cookie!"
It was hot, and the smell invaded his senses. He ate it faster than he should, and felt much better, as if the day's madness has been just a bad dream. "Wow, that was delicious! Can I have another?"
"Not now! We have a lot to do. You can eat them at the party!" She gently pushed him towards the door. "But I'll save a small bag for you. Now go."
He saw boxes filled with small chunks of some dark ingredient. "And what's that? You make the crunchy bits out of it?"
"Shush! I already told you I can't tell! It's a secret! Go! See you at the party!" She pushed him outside and closed the door.
Grey started walking, still a bit dizzy. He sat on some leaves, watching the lake. What a whacky morning! Reaching for his book, a new idea crossed his mind.
"I should try writing down this story. Maybe people would like to read it!"
---
The Great Oak softly disconnected from the little mind. These squirrels surely have exciting moments in their short lives! She would remain attentive over this one. Now she would rest a bit until they started the party. She felt a bit drowsy... Then she remembered the broken barrel. Maybe it's from all that rum. She let her conscience drift to a comfortable slumber, aware that, had her a mouth, she would be smiling.
---
"Hummm... Those are delicious, Mikkel!" Sigrun looked really satisfied, and the main reason for her smile was the small, half-eaten cookie on her hand. "How careful of you to save these amazing cookies for our first safe breakfast!"
"Glad you liked it. I do enjoy providing a small surprise here and there."
"You must show me where you bought those! Or find the recipe! We could be rich selling cookies like these!"
"I'll see what I can do about that, but I'm afraid the recipe is a secret."
"Hum... Fine! We talk about it later. Now be nice and give me another. Changing subject, anyone had strange dreams last night?** Mine were... Hey pipsqueak! Stop! Hands out of the bag! You already ate three!"

_______________________________

Notes

* Ilmatar is a Finnish spirit of air.
** Shameless reference to my previous story for the 2020 advent calendar, that also happens when our heroes were at the Lehto. Therefore I'd assume that we can see Jitter, Alkia and Molly, in their squirrel shapes, on the first panel of page 317 (http://sssscomic.com/comic2.php?page=317)  :)

More Notes

I wanted to include everybody in the story, but of course we are too many for that.
My apologies to those that weren't mentioned. Please consider that each of you were there too, happily playing on the water.

Also my apologies to all those that had parts of this story, because I didn't ask for permission. I thought about that, but feared to spoil the surprise... I hope you don't mind.

Special thanks to Mirasol. Her position as  "Squirrel-cookie-chef" was the starting inspiration for all this. And my apologies for putting her on a secondary position on the kitchen, but old Merlin wouldn't accept otherwise (he threatened to turn me in a squirrel...)

Even More Notes

If you drink do so in moderation. Don't drink and drive (not even ducks).
:)
Grey's feats were performed by a trained professional. Do not try to reproduce them.
:)
No squirrels, ducks, trees or brooms were harmed in the making of this story.
:)
Any resemblance with actual minnions is entirely intentional.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: JoB on April 08, 2021, 02:26:21 AM
"Hum... I see... Suppose I can't ask why, right?" He was silent for a while. "I'm afraid I can't recall anyone having one of these. As you know most squirrels don't drink, and rum isn't exactly popular... I guess we might have some in the warehouse. Have you checked there?"
Grey gulped. "Err... Yes, I... I've just been there, but it seems the rum is over."
"Over" some railing indeed, but be careful with any translations. In German, it's common to say "über" (over, above) instead of "übrig" (left over, in excess, surplus; in particular, "es ist Rum über/übrig" = "there's some rum left"), even though AFAICT these two terms are not related beyond the somewhat similar spelling. ;)

Ah, the irony. Because I'm a teetotaller, I might very well have some rum still sitting in the bar I inherited. The bottle of Laphroaig I bought years ago for a gift (before learning that the giftee-to-be had put a plug into his whisk(e)y consumption) is still sitting here untouched, too. :P

The human-made bottle was huge, taller than a squirrel, and he needed to shrink it.
... I was wondering how you would pull that off ...

[mental picture of Mikkel finding a squirrel next to his open rum bottle]
"It wash jusht de fumes while I washiphonin', honesht ... !"

I wanted to include everybody in the story, but of course we are too many for that.
My apologies to those that weren't mentioned. Please consider that each of you were there too, happily playing on the water.
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... that cookie-baking duty's gotta be a nightmare ...

If you drink do so in moderation. Don't drink and drive (not even ducks).
"Another drink, captain?"
"Thanks, but no way. I'll still have to drive home after flying 'er back to the East Coast."
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 08, 2021, 08:01:07 AM
Hahaa Grey! It’s very good you weren’t crushed to death when you fell, it would have been a tragedy. And thanks foe including me!

I just hope your story doesn’t cast a shadow of doubt on my frequent claims of the rum being gone! :)

(https://40.media.tumblr.com/8fee9ee15914160cfe08ff14b469ffea/tumblr_inline_nlguc03PU31r2g2kx_500.png)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: thegreyarea on April 08, 2021, 08:55:17 AM
I'm glad you enjoyed it, JoB, and hope your part fitted well with the real version :)
"Over" some railing indeed, but be careful with any translations. In German, it's common to say "über" (over, above) instead of "übrig" (left over, in excess, surplus; in particular, "es ist Rum über/übrig" = "there's some rum left"), even though AFAICT these two terms are not related beyond the somewhat similar spelling. ;)
Thanks! I'll be particularly careful the day my vast and relevant work gets translated to German...
(probably the same time when it will be translated to anything else... so I don't have to worry much) ;)

As for teetotaller, I really had to google that! And found from where it came (On Collins Dict.: Word origin: redupl., for emphasis, of initial letter of total)
[mental picture of Mikkel finding a squirrel next to his open rum bottle]
"It wash jusht de fumes while I washiphonin', honesht ... !"
You got me giggling for a long time with that one!

I just hope your story doesn’t cast a shadow of doubt on my frequent claims of the rum being gone! :)
Oh, I remembered that! It's the reason why it's rum and not something else :) I'd say that it's the opposite, it confirms that the rum is effectively gone!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 08, 2021, 10:14:36 AM
Wow, grey, what a wonderfully imagined world! I'm deeply flattered to be included. You may borrow my duck any time!  :))
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 08, 2021, 10:25:15 AM
Grey, that was a delight! And I don’t mind what you wrote at all, indeed, I’m flattered!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 08, 2021, 11:36:49 AM
Oh, I remembered that! It's the reason why it's rum and not something else :) I'd say that it's the opposite, it confirms that the rum is effectively gone!

Ok good so nobody noticed I know where the rum is, even when it's gone  O:-)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Crumpite on April 08, 2021, 10:37:58 PM
wavewright,
That was a wonderful story 😀
I was happy to supply the Dream Ducks for such an important mission !
They sure seemed to have fun in the races and general mayhem.
Its Important to let them have some fun and give them cookies for treats, which I see you took care of 😀

Well, I must depart, I'm working on an important new book: Notes, by Crumpite...
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 09, 2021, 01:57:53 AM
Day 14:  The bear family

Today sevseres bring us... brings us... *blows nose loudly*  Warnings for tissues needed! iloveyougottagobye

(https://i.imgur.com/6I64y13.jpg)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: catbirds on April 09, 2021, 02:06:58 AM
Oh no... sevseres, this is amazing and I might also be crying :'D I want this bear arc to end like this, I got super attached to them as time went on and the mother's fondness for the smaller bears kept getting placed front and centre...
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 09, 2021, 04:20:36 AM
Sevseres, your painting is definitely ‘a consummation devoutly to be wished’! Truly lovely work!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: moredhel on April 09, 2021, 04:37:50 AM
What a lovely picture.

And nice to see I was not the only one to find out how a bear skull may look like.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: thegreyarea on April 09, 2021, 06:01:37 AM
Excellent, sevseres!
*wipes tears*

Trapped in disease
Endless forest wanderers
Reborn in love, free
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 09, 2021, 07:08:37 AM
Wow, I just caught up with the last few stories! (I know I'm the one who posts them, but to be honest I haven't had time to do more than place them for much of the week, whoops.)  I am thoroughly charmed. 
Mirasol, you came up with an ingenious action sequence to defeat poor old Karvaturri, and great use of your OCs!
And Grey, well, seeing us all immortalised that way was extra charming, and you too found an ingenious route to accomplish your goal in an unexpected way!  (I haven't quite tried to visualise a mod hat - I imagine it's a ball cap with MOD on it, or something similarly modest.  Don't want to be mistaken for a Schmott Guy with a verra nize hat, y'know.)
Such inventive stories.

Two weeks down, one week to go, and it's been lovely.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 09, 2021, 10:13:58 AM
Grey, a lovely haiku!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 09, 2021, 12:15:19 PM
Oh, sevseres, that's lovely! *sniff* Sheesh, there can't be pollen in the air already, can there? So sweet to see them whole and together. *snuffle* Where the heck did I put that handkerchief?
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Mirasol on April 09, 2021, 12:33:12 PM
Aaah, so many wonderful things! XoX XoX XoX

Really nice Haikus, midwestmutt!

Jitter, yours are lovely too, even with pictures! (That I somehow can´t see on my computer though on my phone it worked fine... O_o) And thanks for the information about Koli too!

And thank you for the feedback on my story, everyone! :))
I didn´t necessarily intend for the scout in question to be Lalli, but I love the scenes you came up with! Headcanon accepted! :'D

Grey, oh my, that story was awesome!!! XoX I love the squirrel-world you came up with and the way you included us forum-members and our inside-jokes! I´m very flattered my position as cookie-chef was able to inspire you! (No worries about the secondary-position in the kitchen-part! Like JoB said, cookie-baking-duty for so many people is a lot of work and I´m glad Merlin holds a lot of that responsibility too... ;)) You have outdone yourself once again with the forth-wall-breaking! (and today´s Haiku is of course also very good!)

sevseres, this is beautiful! I do hope the bear family gets a nice ending like this.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 09, 2021, 01:41:55 PM
sevseres, that is so beautifu! I hope they will get there, whether someone can provide Kallohonka for them, or just as the natural order of things is resumed at long last when death frees them from the disease. Like in Grey’s haiku.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Alkia on April 09, 2021, 06:58:40 PM
oh man, sevseres, it's beautiful!!!! Besides the Big Sad (but in a kind of wholesome hopeful way) I can't stop looking at all the colors in the mist (how ever did you manage to get so many in there but still make it look like natural fog??)!

Also, I've been reading/looking through all these, and this chapter break again reminds me what great skills reside on this Forum!!! so many amazing beautiful emotional funny lovely things aAAa!! I don't have enough time to praise each work individually, but I liked the lichen pictures and stories especially, Vulpes (but maybe that's just because I love lichen in general :D)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Crumpite on April 09, 2021, 10:35:21 PM
sevseres,
That's a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful painting of the three bears !
Very touching 🥰
Please keep up the good work !
Thanks 😀
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 10, 2021, 01:50:04 AM
Day 15:  Leaves and blossoms

MollyVampiric thinks this one developed a bit off-prompt, but I certainly am enjoying it - now you can, too.

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/53ihDZ6tHc8x4R47Ck/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: thegreyarea on April 10, 2021, 07:16:38 AM
Molly, that's wonderful! I can't have enough of Lalli's glowing eyes!

As for being in-topic, at a first I thought those were (autumn) falling leaves, but then I see them as butterflies, leaving me wondering if those are leaves that start behaving as butterflies under Lalli's magic (which would be awesome). :)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Sevseres on April 10, 2021, 07:17:14 AM
Lovely animation, Molly. Cute spirit butterflies. Lalli seems to have grown indifferent towards them but I certainly adore them.

Also, thank you everyone for the nice words. And thank you for your beautiful haiku, Grey.
I certainly wish not to steal the spotlight of this perfect little animation, but I had written a little fic surrounding the scene of with the bears. It's more about one of our dear protagonists rather than the bears (who are just the other protagonists at this point, really). I never write anything so it is a bit wonky, but if you wonder how things may go from the perspective of a certain little forest mage, this is how I imagined it.

Spoiler: show
Lalli wasn’t sure if he could get this one right. Bears always required tedious work, three bears even more so. And this time one of them didn’t even have a skull! He still did his best, carefully applying what he remembered from the teachings of grandma and tweaking what he couldn't recall.  Not that he cared, really.  Why would he care about some stupid sickly bears? It was just something that had to be done. It was just work.

Others were slightly familiar with Kallohonka from the dog-beast incident, and they mostly left him alone to do his "forest mage thing". So Lalli sat alone in the quiet shade of the great oak and cleaned the bears, slowly and surely he did it. When he was done, he took the bears to the pine he chose before. It was a tall, leafless pine. It was much taller than the ones around it. Once as great as the oak back there, no doubt. But now it was ugly and dead. It was also a dangerous one to climb, but he knew it was a perfect fit and he was going to do it. He was going to get the bears across safely no matter what, even if it meant dealing with a stupid flimsy dead pine.

He tied the bears to his belt and quietly climbed the dead pine. He placed the mama on the very top, the naked cub a little below it, and then he tucked the headless one next to its sibling. The pine was pretty shaky, so didn't tag along for long. He hopped down the last branch at looked up. The bears seemed pretty comfortable up there as the summer breeze gently danced around them.

He watched them a bit longer to make sure everything looks all right, and then he started singing. He first sang for the mama and the naked cub, for he knew how to get them across quite so well. But the headless cub he wasn't sure. He had given his utmost care to cleaning and placing it, but with no skull, he just couldn’t be sure. Even if grandma mentioned such a situation Lalli couldn’t remember it. One stupid cub, it was, stupidest cub he ever saw. Too awkward it was, too weird. It hadn’t even let out a noise as it got hunted down, as his family flickered out. Even when cornered, it was so silent and so still. Ripped clear of any emotion and any will to fight back.

Still, for reasons he had no intention to dig into, the thought of him being left behind, all alone, was a lump in Lalli's throat. As he sang for the cub, it somehow felt even worse than none of them getting across. So he prayed and prayed, his words curled around the dead branches as they softly climbed up to the top. Eventually, Lalli exhausted all the songs he could utter out. He stood still for the length of a deep breath, gazing quietly at the pine needless gathered around his feet. It was just work, anyway...

As turned back to climb the hill back towards the camp, a wave of buried anger slowly snowballed inside him. What was up with the skulls, anyway? Tapio and Mielikki should know very well how to fetch souls regardless! Why were they being choosy about which bones they like? Why would they do it? Why would they leave the cub behind? Why would they leave him behind over such stupid, pointless, awful things? What was the good in that? Annoyed by how much some stupid dead bears bothered him, he hastened his steps.

The others were sitting around dinner, but by the looks of it, they were waiting for Lalli. Emil noticed him first and started waving his hand enthusiastically. One stupid swede he was, Lalli was already looking at him anyway! The others made some greeting noises that Lalli came to understand after hearing them again and again. Reynir acted a bit weird though, his sight was lifted from Lalli right away without uttering a word. His eyes and mouth widened simultaneously as if Lalli came into the camp in the form of a ten-meter tall flying moose. What did he even saw anyway? Some random bird they apparently lack in their weird island again? He unamusedly looked back, following Reynir's gaze. His eyes saw the huge brown shape on the top of the hill next to their camp right away, but it took one more moment for his mind to perceive just what it was. It was the bears. Huge and ghostly, sure, but it was them. One cub was napping peacefully on the mother's back as she groomed the other one, cozily placed in between her arms. Laying comfortably on the high pine woods like it was soft grass, they looked at peace, they looked complete.

Mother softly raised her head, just a little so Lalli’s eyes could meet hers. Two healthy, bright, black eyes. All across the great many worlds lying between their two realms, two souls saw into each other as clear as clear can be. She then slowly tilted her head down, almost like greeting, or even, thanking him. As if waiting for that very moment, the air moved and wrapped itself around the bears, gently taking them away from sight.  The same wind that took them came passing through their little camp in the form of a strong breeze. It blew roaring through Lalli's hair and clothes. It took the family where they belong, and even forced Lalli to take one step back towards the camp. As the breeze quieted down, Lalli felt a soft chuckle escape his throat. He turned around to meet the people waiting for him, and this time the anger didn't feel so heavy in his heart.

Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 10, 2021, 10:25:43 AM
Molly, what a great animation! I don't think it's too far off-prompt. I like grey's interpretation, which makes it totally on-prompt.  ^-^

Oh, and grey, I totally missed saying how much I liked your haiku in response to yesterday's piece. Haunting and hopeful.

Alkia, thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed the lichen, they are amazing. There seem to be a lot of lichen-fanciers on this forum!

Goshdarnit, Sevseres, you made me get grit in my eyes again! Beautiful companion to the drawing, which is beautiful in its own right.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 10, 2021, 01:06:33 PM
Oh, these are all so lovely!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 11, 2021, 01:34:28 AM
Day 16: OC Bear

We have JoB to thank for this new registrant on the Bear Registry, and without further ado....

Spoiler: Electric Bugbearroo, at your service: show

Operation Dalanalle

"Alright, it's decided, then; we will task the 5th pioneers with the construction of a second secret sub dock at Björköfjärden, the objective being to have it operational in time for the commissioning of the first Nynäcken class (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A4cken-class_submarine) vessels ... and that concludes the written agenda. So, would anyone have a topic that needs to be added?"
"I think so, general. We have a ... guest waiting outside, and I would like to motion that we let him explain his plea himself."
"A ... 'guest'? You mean, a civilian? What security clearance does he have?"
"None whatsoever, but bear in mind that the topic he wants to address doesn't touch Swedish interests in the first place ... yet."
"... next you'll tell me that he's not even a Swede?"
"A Finnish 'mage' by the name of Ilmari Järvinen, we have a dossier on him, if a rather thin one. Point is, he's under the impression that his fellow Finns are dealing with a certain situation in too Finnish a way, so he'd like to bring it to the attention of the next-door neighbors, so to speak."
"... so he claims that it could become a notable problem of ours if we leave it to his fellow Finns for too long? Hm. Considering that humans or even nations working against each other has fallen further into disgrace post-Rash, I would hate if we were to talk to this guy and the next thing is that Finland accuses Sweden of lending support to a group of revolutionaries or somesuch. What do your dossier and your sources say about his background and connections?"
"They agree that Ilmari is even more of a loner than a Finnish mage should already be expected to. No sign of him ever disagreeing with his government before, either. He's immune and works as a prowler-style noita based in the settlements (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic2.php?page=99) around Jänissalo."
"... can you put that into terms I can find on an actual map of Finland, please?"
"About one third along the line from Kuopio to Joensuu (https://www.google.de/maps/place/J%C3%A4nissalo/@62.7865109,29.0843438,9.25z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x469b48bf9b968d3f:0x9c0618d6bbd6805!8m2!3d62.7066837!4d28.2094469), Sir."
"That's even outside this eyes-of-whatnewt 'defense' system of Saimaa (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic2.php?page=178) they think we don't know about, isn't it? No wonder that you have trouble dredging up intel about the guy ..."
"On the other hand, if there's a new threat coming out of the Silent Lands in the area, he would be the kind of guy to know about it early on ..."
"Alright then, bring him in, we already missed lunch, anyway. If we're lucky, we'll lose our appetites over his accent as well ..."
"Yeah, or he could 'magic' it away for us ..."



"So, we hear that you would like to warn us about a threat that might exceed the capabilities of the Finnish military?"
"Indeed, general, and the subtopic is bear beasts. May I ask what your opinion is about the Finnish take on them? As far as I can tell, Sweden doesn't see them as anything fundamentally different from other beasts?"
"Well, we have no reason to. For all practical reasons - the threat they pose, their movements, how to hunt and kill them -, they line up well with other beasts of similar size. And that's not just the Swedish position; lots of Norwegian hunters agree with that assessment, too."
"You are aware that few Finns would agree with that, right? We maintain special registries (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic2.php?page=351) for them and have rites (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=411) that, at least initially, were meant specifically for them. You think of all this as superstitious humbug, don't you?"
"Umh ... I wouldn't put it that bluntly [to your face], but basically ... but since you announced that you have an opinion differing from that of your fellow Finns, may I ask what your position is?"
"I hadn't thought much about the matter for most of my life and pretty much went along with the Finnish beliefs, but recent events changed my opinion. Not in the way you now expect, though. Now I'm not only convinced that the bear beasts of Finland merit special treatment, I have actual proof of it. You heard of our troops disposing of the one called Möntti, I trust?"
"Oh, right, that basically happened at your doorstep. So your pitch is about it initially being taken as not even a mammal, possibly heralding the spread of the Rash to other parts of the fauna? That has been disproven once it was slain, it did originate as a bear."
"Originate, indeed." Ilmari pushed a binder across the table. "Here's copies of the full mission reports from two of the hunters involved in dispatching it, one of them being a skald-level biologist as well. You will find that, bear origins or not, Möntti had far more actual similarities to a frog than just its outward appearance. The skald found it necessary to give a warning that Mönttis slow change into a 'pseudo-frog', down to basics of its body chemistry, could very well provide the Rash pathogen grounds to evolve into something that can also infect and survive in amphibians! And yet, the leaders of that hunting expedition had no better sense than to have what should have been handed over to researchers ASAP cleaned and dangling from a tree in the middle of nowhere!"

The general disguised his affright by taking the binder and leafing through it, while Ilmari took a breather to calm down again. No use getting taken as a raving lunatic.

"We will hand these documents to our biologists and hear what they make of it, of course. But in the meantime, what do you suggest we do about it? There seem to not have been any similar findings in beasts, bear or not, here in Sweden. Mönttis carcass is now useless, as you said. And we cannot send troops to Eastern Finland for a systematic search without the Finnish government learning of it and - probably - going all indignant about it, can we?"
"No, of course not. First and foremost, I'm convinced that this ... effect is in fact something limited to the bear beasts of Finland. I mean, look at that Finnish registry; it is supposed to list all bear beasts we know about, and yet every single one listed there is some sort of body horror show. 'Often retaining a treacherous resemblance to their former beings (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=178)', nope, not their style at all."
"... dangit. General Trolle (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolle), what do our records have to say on that matter!?"
"I will have another look at them to be sure, general, but off the top of my head, about half of the reports alerting us to a bear beast indicated that they were initially taken as 'possibly' or even 'not' infected."
"So it really seems to be something fishy - or in this case, froggy - going on specifically with the bears of Finland. But my point remains, Ilmari: What can we do about that, short of mounting what would look like a small-scale attempt at invading Finland? I presume that your army has at least observers posted everywhere a known bear beast dwells?"
"As it happens, I have more to offer to you than just information, general. As you said, Möntti was found and slain in the area I patrol. And thanks to their haste to perform the rites, the hunters never realized that Möntti was actually a female still leading a cub."
"... waaaaaaiiit a golden-haired second, Ilmari. Möntti was slain almost a year ago. Are you implying that you found that cub, tracked it, made your plans, set out to Sweden, sat through a two-week quarantine, and are now calmly talking to us, without having told anyone else in Finland of that second beast near your settlements!? That's something people get jailed for here in Sweden as well, you know!"
"As they should. But do not worry about the safety of my home, general, the people there are perfectly safe. The cub will not come near them. You see, I spent most of that year gaining control over it, so as to be able to sneak it out of Finland on a Swedish ship, by making myself its surrogate mother."

This time, there were audible noises from the rest of the meeting room, though it remained unclear how many were prompted by their fearless leader leafing through a binder held upside down.

"... uh, and how exactly do you keep control of it now that you're in Sweden?"
"I 'borrowed' a rowboat and moved it onto an uninhabited island before setting out to Sweden. It's not accustomed to swimming yet. And as you know, it takes more than a couple weeks to starve a grossling ..."
"And your plan is that we send a ship to take it out of Finland and bring it ... where?"
"I trust that your scientists can come up with suggestions for that better than I can. I do not know of suitable institutions in Sweden beyond the laboratories at Mora (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=138)."
"But they're not dealing with live specimen there!"
"... umh," a voice came from a second-row seat, "that might not be entirely correct, Sir ..."
"... uh huh. Would someone have a bright idea how to get a large-ish, entirely Swedish-navy-crewed ship that deep into Saimaa, too!?"
"Actually, yes, general," it came from a different second-row seat. "The works of Skellefteå (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=66) are supposed to ship a replacement stator (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stator) to the hydroelectric plant of Eno in about two months, and have made arrangements with our navy for a ship that can carry that load and still fit through the locks of the Saimaa Canal (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic2.php?page=89) and the shallows of the Saimaa lake system ..."



You seem to be in a good mood, Ilmari?
"Silmätähti!? I didn't know that you can reach out that far!"
Neither did I, but then again, I've never before had someone to try with. Your meeting with the Swedish military is over, I take it?
"Indeed it is, and I narrowly escaped having to stay with them for dinner. I am to return to Finland at once, with a camouflaged radio, and wait for further instructions."
Wonderful! You made no mention of us, I trust?
"No, of course not. You were right, if they had had the impression that I represent a group of Finns, they would have refused to even talk to me."
Good. Did they ask to receive more photos of our hyppäänalle? You didn't mention them giving you a camera ... ?
"They looked at the one I brought, with scales on its babyface and a forked tongue, and immediately accepted that it's about to cross into a different clade like its mom was. They had me give a wordy description, of course, but no need for further photos."
Any idea where they'll bring it? Do they have secret labs of their own?
"I'm not sure. Nobody openly suggested another site, or tried to have Mora ruled out. By the way, the ship they'll send is officially delivering equipment to the hydroelectric plant at Eno; we got lucky there."
Hah, coincidence! Eno had a bit of trouble today, as I took our little sunshine for a tour ...
"Wait, what!? You risked the staff of that plant seeing it?"
No, no, we never came anywhere near the actual plant! But near the power line from there into Saimaa. As it turns out, junior has ... a certain talent with electricity. We were gone before they sent out someone to check for the cause of the outage, of course.
"Electricity ... ? Interesting. While I'm on my way back, you may want to talk to Marjatta about that. She's a young noita - still a child, actually - on Vasaransaari, with the power line passing nearby, and rumor has it that her magic also interacts with electricity."
Oh? Consider it done, then. If she can provide a plan B to overcome those Swedish electrified fences, I look forward to talk to her eye to eye ...
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 11, 2021, 02:06:03 AM
Good one JoB! So that’s where the kade went.....
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 11, 2021, 06:07:33 AM
Hmm, very very intriguing! I trust the second part will shed at least some more light on all of this!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: JoB on April 11, 2021, 06:10:54 AM
Hmm, very very intriguing! I trust the second part will shed at least some more light on all of this!
Spoiler: show

Sorry, no, after all, the "second part" serves an entirely different prompt and was actually written first. You're supposed to work with only the hints included in today's installment. >:D
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 11, 2021, 10:16:17 AM
Oh, well done! And complete with "references". Most enjoyable (if somewhat chilling) read.  :))
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 11, 2021, 12:50:49 PM
Dammit JoB don’t even think you are getting out of explaining any of this!

Sevseres your story is lovely! And not wonky in the slightest!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: JoB on April 11, 2021, 01:07:21 PM
Dammit JoB don’t even think you are getting out of explaining any of this!
... says the one who should have the least problems to "get" the Finnish terms, for starters ... :P
(Assuming that Wikipedia and Transgarble haven't taken inspiration from obscure Martian dialects while I looked things up, of course.)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 12, 2021, 02:33:48 AM
Day 17:  Night in the Forest

Vulpes looks back to an early episode in our favourite cleanser's career (not at all inspired by John Denver).


The test

“The night belongs to beasts of prey, and always has. It's easy to forget that when you're indoors, protected by light and solid walls.”
– Cornelia Funke, Inkheart


Cleansers basic training – Week 1


Emil was beginning to suspect that his fondness for cake had put him at a disadvantage. Although the Cleansers were not exactly choosy about their recruits, they did require a basic level of physical fitness. Basic training involved bringing those less fit up to speed. Within the first two days of basic training, he had acquired the nickname “Dumpling”, usually heard in the phrase, “Move it, Dumpling.” He had never run, lifted, carried, and hauled more in his entire life. Every muscle and every joint ached, but he’d be damned if he was going to give up.

Cleansers basic training – Week 3

Emil was still the Dumpling, and he was still bringing up the rear, but now he was among the stragglers rather than a distant last. He had a natural aptitude for all things fire-related, and gained the respect of the other recruits by his fearlessness around explosives. In a couple of weeks time, they would get outside the training compound and do a real-world exercise. He was excited and nervous about it, but confident that he would show them how good he really was.

Cleansers basic training – Week 5

Emil hadn’t realized that their real-world exercise was going to involve spending the night in the forest, alone. He had spent little time outdoors at night, and even then there was always someone’s window in sight. But here there were no lights. The darkness was a physical thing, so thick that he had to push through it. It filled his eyes, his ears, his nose, his mouth, and he felt like he was suffocating. He could hear his rapid, shallow breathing and feel his racing pulse. To help calm down, he closed his eyes – he couldn’t see anything anyway, maybe it would help him forget the pressing darkness.

He was sitting at the foot of a tree, leaning against its comforting trunk. He focused on breathing slowly and deeply, and his heartbeat slowed. He could do this. He would do this. All they had to do to pass the test was to spend the night in the forest and return to the encampment the next morning. He would be fine.

*crack* off to his left.

Emil scrunched his eyes tighter shut, and told himself firmly that it was nothing.

*snap* somewhere in front of him.

He opened his eyes. There was little difference compared with having them closed, although now he noticed that the sky made a slight paleness through the treetops. He scanned around, looking for animal shapes in the darkness. Nothing moved.

*scuffle scuffle* to his right.

He whipped his head around – nothing! He was on a little knoll, and it sounded as though something was circling it. The hair on his arms was standing up, and a trickle of sweat was making its way between his shoulder blades. He clutched his knife tightly.

*crunch crunch crunch* back in front of him.

They had been told only to use light in an emergency. There was a penalty for doing so, and to keep them honest they were each given a torch with a strip of paper glued over the switch. If they used it, there was no way they could hide the fact. Emil fished the torch out of his pack, and held it, like a security blanket.

*scuffle crunch* a bit further left.

Whatever it was sounded closer – it must be zigzagging its way up the knoll towards him! He still couldn’t see any of the dark shapes below him moving. He tried to guess its size based on the sounds and where they appeared to be coming from. Maybe a midsize dog? A small bear?

*snap scuffle* in front of him again.

He couldn’t stand it – there was probably hideous bear beast right in front of him, just about to tear him to shreds, surely that counted as an emergency! He ripped off the paper and turned the torch on.

The reassuring yellow beam shone straight out in front of him, and illuminated… nothing. He carefully swept it back and forth, pointing it down the slope. Finally he saw the gleam of an eye reflecting it back. For a brief instant, his heart raced, until he realized that it was a small, perfectly normal, terrified mouse a hands-breadth from his feet.

He tipped his head back against the tree trunk, switched off the torch, closed his eyes, and groaned. He was never going to live this one down. Then again, he had the rest of the night to come up with a good story.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 12, 2021, 06:37:48 AM
Heeh, in the dark all cats are grey, and all other animals are huge beasts :)

We (Finns, that is, but I wouldn't be surprised if the same applied to Swedes) tend to pride ourselves on how we are not afraid of the forests. Forest has rather been the place of safety, where people flee from the villages when the enemy comes. In the SSSS situation this would be very different, with the Rashlings all around. Sad thought  :'(
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: thegreyarea on April 12, 2021, 10:54:08 AM
sevseres, what a fantastic story! Fits perfectly with your (amazing) drawing, and...
*wipes eyes, again*
...and captures very well Lalli's way of seeing things. Well done!

JoB, that's very interesting! I don't recall reading any story from you. Is that a first?
I really like it, with all those references and details, that show how carefull you were with the setup. And that twist on the final part... :)  As Jitter I'd really like to know more.

Vulpes... I'm still laughing about it! So very very Emil! (While I'm sure that as someone that never slept a night outside solid walls I'd probably feel exactly like Emil, and also probably take less time to use the torch... ). But now I want more of Emil training and cleansing times!

Thank you all so much! :)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 12, 2021, 12:42:48 PM

JoB, that's very interesting! I don't recall reading any story from you. Is that a first?

Vulpes... I'm still laughing about it! So very very Emil! (While I'm sure that as someone that never slept a night outside solid walls I'd probably feel exactly like Emil, and also probably take less time to use the torch... ). But now I want more of Emil training and cleansing times!

Thank you all so much! :)

I don’t recall reading any story from JoB either. Maybe he’s just punishing us for wrangling him to do it and doesn’t even have a scenario built? this is definitely what I choose to believe instead of a plan to attack Sweden

Vulpes’ story about Emil’s training is a bit more wholesome than the stories on AO3, at least the ones I have happened to come across   😚  :emil:
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 12, 2021, 01:21:03 PM
Vulpes’ story about Emil’s training is a bit more wholesome than the stories on AO3, at least the ones I have happened to come across   😚  :emil:

Apparently I'm pure of mind...  :'D  Thanks for the heads-up! I will remember that if I'm looking at AO3.

I went camping with a group of fellow students during my PhD training. We arrived at a national park in early evening, and spent the first night in a site very close to the park entrance, where lots of people come for day trips. Anyone who has visited a national park is probably aware that it's these sites where all the mooching animals turn up, because it's where they're likely to find goodies. Setting up tents in the half-dark, someone left some fruit on a picnic table. In the middle of the night I was wakened by snarling and scuffling right outside the tent. At first my heart rate went through the roof because it sounded so big - a bear! - but then good sense prevailed, and I realised it was a couple of raccoons squabbling. Sure enough, there were raccoon tracks all over the place in the morning. But my tent-mate crawled out, wide-eyed, and asked, "Did you hear the BEARS last night?!?"  :))
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: JoB on April 12, 2021, 04:13:20 PM
JoB, that's very interesting! I don't recall reading any story from you. Is that a first?
Nnnnnnooooo, I'm usually right out when it comes anywhere remotely near arts, but I still much rather write than draw (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=242.msg15765#msg15765), and even that happened repeatedly (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=242.msg83742#msg83742) ...

I don’t recall reading any story from JoB either. Maybe he’s just punishing us for wrangling him to do it and doesn’t even have a scenario built? this is definitely what I choose to believe instead of a plan to attack Sweden
Suuure, the characters are outright talking about a "plan B to overcome those Swedish electrified fences" but there's no intent whatsoever "to attack Sweden" ... anyone having a guess at what plan *A* is, given the term "hyppäänalle"? 8)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Sevseres on April 12, 2021, 05:15:45 PM
Cool little story, Vulpes. I love how Emil every sentence is. And I too would get that light on, sorry cleansers!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: thegreyarea on April 12, 2021, 06:44:31 PM
Nnnnnnooooo, I'm usually right out when it comes anywhere remotely near arts, but I still much rather write than draw (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=242.msg15765#msg15765), and even that happened repeatedly (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=242.msg83742#msg83742) ...
I really like those drawings! (and visiting old Forum pages. So much awesomeness!) But did you wrote any story here in the Forum before? I'd love to read! And I'm not alone. :)

Suuure, the characters are outright talking about a "plan B to overcome those Swedish electrified fences" but there's no intent whatsoever "to attack Sweden" ... anyone having a guess at what plan *A* is, given the term "hyppäänalle"? 8)
Connecting your story and the translation Google gives me on that term I would say that plan A is...
(under spoilers if someone wants to develop its own theory without any influence)
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Creating big (bear) beasts that share frog's ability to jump so they are able to pass over Swedish fences and walls?
(imagines a horde of "bearfrogs" arriving at the walls of some settlement and jumping over it. Mayhem follows.)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 13, 2021, 01:23:05 AM
Connecting your story and the translation Google gives me on that term I would say that plan A is...
(under spoilers if someone wants to develop its own theory without any influence)
Spoiler: show
Creating big (bear) beasts that share frog's ability to jump so they are able to pass over Swedish fences and walls?
(imagines a horde of "bearfrogs" arriving at the walls of some settlement and jumping over it. Mayhem follows.)


I’m for some reason thinking that...

Spoiler: show
 they are planning some sort of a trojan. Maybe because dalanalle reminds me of dalahäst, i.e. the Dalarnas horse (toy/decoration). Also the talk of where the labs would be located makes me think it’s an infiltration scheme.

“Hyppäänalle” makes me think of drop bears as well :) 
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 13, 2021, 02:12:19 AM
Day 18:  Bear v Moose

We were all greatly amused with Job's story earlier this week, right?  Well, hold onto your antlers because he's back with more grossling shenanigans!  Spoilered solely for length.

Spoiler: rather long story is how job bills it: show

The Breach of Pälli

My name is Yrjö Kirves, and I'll take your "knowledge" from you.

It's unavoidable, really, short of you turning around and leaving right away. People have so many prejudices that fly in the face of reality that I just keep running into them as a conversation continues, and I'm sorry, but I can't help trying to correct them. It usually starts the moment I mention that I'm with the Finnish Navy, which, in most, conjures images of a seasoned sailor with a patience to match the weeks-long doldrums his captain accidentally brought the ship into; then, I specify that I'm posted to operate the lock of Pälli (https://www.google.com/maps/place/60%C2%B054'26.0%22N+28%C2%B036'54.6%22E/@60.9070555,28.6135168,220m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d60.907227!4d28.615179), and everyone suddenly "remembers" how the Saimaa Canal (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic2.php?page=89), in spite of others means of travel than by ship, was always considered a busy bottleneck in ancient times.

The Rash has essentially turned that completely around, you see. These days, ship crews cannot get into the next safe harbor fast enough, and while the Saimaa Canal now is the only connection between the Southeastern part of our nation and the rest of the Known World, the Navy would probably reduce the lock crews to just one guy each if it weren't necessary that people out there watch each other's backs. Good thing that traffic is relatively low, I must add, because if ships were waiting in line to pass the locks like they did before the Rash, the canal would attract grosslings from all over the place to the point that the entire Doomed Army of Kastrup couldn't hold a single one of the locks.

Speaking of the crews of two, I'm teamed with Ritva here. Don't expect him to contribute much to the smalltalk, he chooses to speak every once in a blue moon; somehow, every task in our daily worklife that requires talking magically falls to me. Not that I mind, but occasionally, I wonder whether my family made some non-Finnish contribution to my ancestry into a bit too much of a family secret for me to know about it.

Yes, I'm serious about the canal not being overly busy a place anymore. As a matter of fact, we used to have a rowboat that we kept right in the lock's chamber, thus blocking part of the clear width, and nobody ever suggested that we move it out of the way.

"What do you do with a rowboat in a canal everyone zips through as fast as their engines permit," I hear you ask, which takes us straight to another common prejudice. People traveling on the canal see us sitting in our fortified control towers (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic2.php?page=85), a showcase of up-to-date defense technology condensed into a ten-or-so meters radius, bristling with pikes, barbed wire, and stuff that I'm not allowed to talk about, and promptly think that that has got to be the safest place for miles around, any day. It isn't, for the simple reason that the days where you do see a troll or something of that size run up to impale itself are quite rare. Vermin beasts are far more common, and since it is only ten-or-so meters from the perimeter to the tower, even our bunch of ever-vigilant cats does not offer you a guarantee that you won't wake up as one of those nabs your feet and tries to turn you into a Swede (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=81). An infected Swede if they could help it, but of course everyone working out there is required to be immune.

So what we did whenever one of us really needed a good night's sleep was to lower the water level as much as we can, the guy would attach the rowboat with lines to four anchors in the corners of the chamber, his colleague would up the water level again, and hey presto, rowboat not moving an inch from the center of the chamber, with four meters of open water on all sides; that's what keeps the creepy munchies away from you. Man, I would really like if we could get another boat, but Vellamo knows where Ritva even got the half-rotten one we had ...

How we managed to lose it? Oh. Oh, now you've done it. Because that happened thanks to the king of prejudices, the guy who would boldly make assumptions where no man had dared to assume before, Leif, the "vile-ling exterminator" from Norway, as he calls himself.

... yes, yes, I've heard the "Leif and Death" moniker; from his very own mouth, in fact. He told us that it was the media and the storytellers who graced him with that name, and I'm under the impression that he's not really happy to share his fame with an imaginary partner, so I'd rather avoid calling him that to his face.

Anyway, the day he barreled into our lives saw a ship arriving at our lock from Saimaa, and as soon as we had closed the upstream gate behind them, Vihainen and Kummituskaiku offered us a little afternoon concert.

... what?? No, of course not! Who in his right mind would call a ship "The Angry One" or "Ghost Echo"!? No, we're talking about the two most important resident grosslings of our area at the time. Their philosophical discussions (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic2.php?page=385) tended to turn to the loud side every now and then.

Of course, it is drilled into the head of every crewman what the proper procedures are in that kind of situation: Everyone goes to a safe area, in case you aren't already like you should, batten down the hatches, and the lock crew raises the water level in the chamber as fast as they can and keep the fingers on the buttons for the upstream gate, the sirens, and the blinkenlights.

... well, three reasons for the water level, actually. First, the ship rises along with it; no need to allow a grossling appearing at the chamber edge to jump down onto the deck when you can force it to clamber up instead. Second, should there be an attacker who can bust the downstream gate, the water and the ship will come crashing down on it. Third, should it get to work on the upstream gate instead, you don't want the water to come crashing down onto the ship. And the buttons part is in case something on the level of a giant comes a-knocking; in that situation, the ship has a better chance of survival if it makes a run for it while the lock crew distracts the giant and gets steamrollered by it. Even if the ship has to go full speed astern all the way.

But nothing of that happened on that day. Instead, one of the fortified ship doors flew open with a BANG, a guy with an oversized rifle in his hands jumped on deck, and started to look around with wild eyes, apparently in search for something to use the gun on. Not being satisfied with the selection, he jumped off the ship and on terra firma and vanished into the forests before the ship crew could grab him and pull him back inside.

To give credit where credit is due, Leif is no stranger to seeing his errors after the fact, or making fast decisions, which is to say that he gave up his search and returned to the lock while Vihainen and Kummituskaiku were still in concert, and the ship still kept safely-ish between the closed gates. But of course that didn't help him any, because once again, the protocols were perfectly clear: Having ventured into the Silent Lands, Leif was to go to quarantine. And since neither the ship nor the lock complex had any facilities to that effect, it naturally fell to the side with the 100% immunity rate - unlike the ship with its passengers - to dig him a nice pit or whatever.

"I don't understand why I wasn't able to locate that grossling," was the first thing he complained about after he was finished griping about the ship leaving him behind.
"That's because there were two of them," I replied, "they're called Vihainen and Kummituskaiku. They stay apart, but frequently keep responding to each other's growling for quite a while."
"Two of them? Well, that explains why I kept running in circles following their calls. What kind of critter are they?"
"Vihainen is a beastified bear. It seems to live in the woods near this lock, or at least that's the only place it's ever been heard calling; it stays out of our sight, so we don't have much of an idea what it does at other times."
"... wait, if you've never seen it, how do you know ... ?"
"We have never seen it. High command is worried that one day, they might have to do repairs or a rescue operation or somesuch that cannot be done entirely through the canal itself, so every now and then, they send a scout to check on the ancient roads and bridges that still offer access to the canal by land. It's those scouts that investigated when they heard Vihainen sing, and also named both of them."
"And the other, Kummi...kaiju, wasn't it, what kind of beast is it?"
"We have no idea."
"... why? Were the scouts unable to track it, like with ... uh ... Helluvanäkki (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic2.php?page=351), for example?"
"No ... Kummituskaiku keeps its distance from us, due East, while the canal continues to the South, and later Southwest. Scouting the canal is not exactly a popular assignment, the scouts will have a peek at Vihainen when they have an opportunity, but not go all the extra miles to meet with Kummituskaiku."
"Hm. So the nearby one is a bear beast ..."
Little did I know how much I would rue this little exchange.

Leif's quarantine crawled by uneventfully, the biggest surprise being that he would ask a ship back into Saimaa to pick him up, rather than continue in the direction of the ship he had jumped from. We thought that he wanted to first replace his luggage, rather than trying to chase down the one that went to see the Known World without him before he would run out of donated underwear, but a couple months later, we received orders from high command to prepare to have an expedition set up base camp at our lock and support them in whatever way necessary. The commander of that expedition being no other than Leif.

Another week later, a ship from Saimaa made a mysterious request that we should wait for their OK before lowering the water level in the chamber. We knew that the expedition had arrived when there was another BANG and Leif appeared on the deck, looking a little less trigger-happy than the last time.

Not that he was in a particularly good mood, mind, because apparently everyone he had asked to join his expedition had preferred to leave all the glory to its courageous leader alone, making the "expedition" into a one-man field trip. He was so enraged, or so we thought, that he started to haul boxes and crates out of and off the ship without asking anyone for help, lifting some of them around as if they weighed pretty much nothing.

"Those are what the ancients called 'loudspeakers'. There actually is mostly air inside."
"Ah ... so you intend to have stern words with Vihainen?"
"Heheh, in a fashion. It won't be hearing me, though. This ancient equipment is able to make a recording of sounds and play that back, amplified, through the loudspeakers."
"... you want Vihainen to chide itself?"
"No, I'm going to make a recording of ... that other guy and give Vihainen the impression that its old rival has waltzed in to call it a pushover to its face. Vihainen won't even know that it's dealing with humans until I can safely make the shot, so what could go wrong?"
The fact that he stopped talking so that his mouth could instead showcase an ear-to-ear grin told me that this guy meant what he just had said, as amazing as this might sound.
"... say, you wouldn't happen to be from Dalsnes, would you ... ?"

We were granted a couple days off serving the expedition - to make our last will and testament, we suspected - as Leif distributed the "loudspeakers" in the lock's surroundings, running and burying cables from each to a control unit he put into our tower. Then he prepared a smaller but heavier box, calling it the "recorder", and continued to do ... nothing. "I need Vihainen and his friend to have another 'concert', as you put it," he explained, "no use being out and about with the recorder when there's nothing to record." It turned out that ticket sales were rather slow, and several weeks passed before the artists were heard to warm up for their performance. Leif grabbed his recorder and shot out and into the woods even faster than the first time, which is to say that there was another BANG and we were in quite a hurry to get that damn door closed again before anything would get the idea to investigate the noise.

By the way, a bunch of cats that just cannot get their heads wrapped around what that suicidal two-legs just did looks absolutely adorable.

The concert lasted into the early afternoon, and Leif, who obviously had ran toward Kummituskaiku for as long as he could hear it, did not return until after dark. That's how we found out that he's not afraid of the dark at all, either; good for him, as it was only his incautiously calling out for us as he approached the lock that kept Ritva from giving him a literal shot in the dark.

"So, you're going to give Vihainen a da capo now?", I asked with clear dislike in my voice. Leif had put our rowboat into its "sound sleep" position, but had insisted that none of us should sleep in it or even be outside the control tower until his mission was accomplished, and Ritva and I were on the brink of a somewhat irritable state even without Leif waking us in the middle of the night.
"No, not now," he replied, "I still have to shoot Vihainen to kill it, and neither darkness nor the risk of being blinded by a low sun are conducive to that." And with that, he managed to drop into a seat and be fast asleep faster than ourselves.

Once the sun had risen over the imaginary yardarm, Leif connected the recorder to his control panel, sat down at it and, Odin help me, flexed his fingers as if he was preparing to play an organ. Before long, we heard a single bellow of Kummituskaiku emanate from a bush in the opposite direction of where Vihainen would usually be. "I want it to travel at a low angle across the lock complex and be well audible where Vihainen will hopefully be," Leif explained. After a second replay, a half confused, half irate reply from Vihainen revealed that it was indeed roughly in the place Leif had expected it to be, near the stage it had used for its last appearance. Leif continued to impersonate Kummituskaiku, occasionally switching to a different loudspeaker "so as not to give Vihainen the idea that its rival is sitting in a fixed spot it can storm into, just in case it might make such a bold move."

Again, I must grant Leif the honor of unexpected aptitude, this time in the form of keeping up the rusical for several hours without Vihainen getting the idea that it was being played like a fiddle - or a contrabass, rather. Finally, we could discern something moving in the shadows off our North. "Bad line of approach," Leif muttered, and the next loudspeaker to have its solo was one in the Southeast, the direction where Kummituskaiku would usually be heard from. Vihainen obliged and disappeared into the woods again, until its footfalls were heard due East, the lock chamber being a broad obstacle if it would turn WSW. And sure enough, the next tempting aria Leif unleashed was a particularly defiant-sounding one out of a loudspeaker he had put on the other side of the canal.

A deafening roar revealed that Vihainen finally accepted as fact that his rival had actually crept into the middle of his territory, and the fast-approaching sound of branches cracking as something large bent them out of its way made it clear which kind of action it planned to take against that. Which, as I mentioned, had it run right up to the side of the lock chamber.

From the descriptions of Vihainen that the scouts had delivered, we had an idea how large it was, but its speed and how far it would be able to jump were still unknowns. I'm pretty sure that it would have been able to jump clean across the chamber - a distance of about fifteen meters -, but why would it if there was a perfectly well-positioned stepstone in the very center?

And that is how we lost our rowboat, reduced to splinters as a beastified bear crashed clean through it and dove into about ten meters of water in the chamber; of course Leif hadn't filled it all the way to the upstream level, but had the surface remain about three meters below the edge of the chamber, lest Vihainen would simply climb out.

Needless to say, that was the moment when Leif would come storming out of our tower, wielding an even larger gun than the one he carried way-back-when, and proceeded to make holes into what was not only water anymore. Not as unceremonious as shooting fish in a barrel, as there were ladder rungs and other things in the chamber walls that Vihainen possibly could have gotten a hold on as it tried to get out, but the outcome was still quite easy to predict.

Well, unless you're a cat, I suppose. Still, they were a really adorable clowder that day.

The deed having been done, and with the cats having realized that the foolish hyooman had actually managed to kill the Big Bad, the three of us stood by the chamber's side to have a closer look at what remained of Vihainen. I'm pretty sure that only one of us was not musing what it would take to get the entire chamber disinfected before we could allow the next ship to enter it, but flowing water is a pretty good tool to at least get started with that. Leif was more concerned about how to get at least a sizeable chunk of Vihainen out of the chamber and into the sunlight to allow for it to be made into a trophy, of course. But all in all, we were in a pretty good mood - until another sound made us stop our chatter abruptly. Well, with the exception of Ritva.

"... did you leave your loudspeakers running?", I asked in a hushed voice, because it had sounded very much like an amplified Kummituskaiku.
"No, of course not," Leif replied. "But you said that it keeps its distance, didn't you?"
"It used to, I'm afraid," I offered while pointing a finger to the East, which we had turned our backs to to peer into the chamber.

We all immediately knew what it was, of course. Apart from maybe the Icelanders, every grown-up in the Known World knows what an elk antler looks like; almost all of them have held a dropped one in their hands at some point, after all. Seeing a double pair of deformed ones isn't enough to render them unrecognizable, it clarifies that you're looking at an elk that will likely far exceed its natural lifespan and/or cut yours short, though.

I'm pretty sure that few people have seen such a quadruple float by above the treetops and heading straight into Saimaa, though. Or accompanied by a fanfare that suddenly had an unmistakably triumphant undertone.

"Guess I can put my finger on it now," Ritva suddenly spoke up. "The problematic part of your plan is where you kill the monster on our side first."
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: JoB on April 13, 2021, 02:20:06 AM
But did you wrote any story here in the Forum before? I'd love to read! And I'm not alone. :)
Uuuuhhhh ... I remember one story that I actually posted to the forum, but that one was a complete failure (I intentionally tried to be as cryptic as can be) and didn't get a single reply. There might've been more, but I'm afraid that I'm not maintaining a registry ...

(I later had more success with outright riddles (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1137.msg174731#msg174731), rather than stories.)

Connecting your story and the translation Google gives me on that term I would say that plan A is...
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Creating big (bear) beasts that share frog's ability to jump so they are able to pass over Swedish fences and walls?

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... holy hoppin' horrors, turn the Swedish lab Ilmari and hyppäänalle arrive at into a breeding facility for a bearvasion army!? Sorry, I'm not that aspiring. ;D

Don't forget that, in order to travel between Jänissalo and Sweden, you have to pass by Väinö, a sentinel posted for the specific purpose of detecting and stopping kades and their usual thralls. So, the kade cannot come along to enslave the entire lab staff. And Ilmari has to be a very special kadeling to be able to make the trip undetected (repeatedly) ... ;)


I’m for some reason thinking that...
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 they are planning some sort of a trojan. Maybe because dalanalle reminds me of dalahäst, i.e. the Dalarnas horse (toy/decoration). Also the talk of where the labs would be located makes me think it’s an infiltration scheme.

“Hyppäänalle” makes me think of drop bears as well :) 

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Ayup, the general idea is that the Swedes will take Ilmari and the bear cub beast to a lab and they'll promptly escape from there to cause a major breakout in neighboring settlements, preferably right in the post-Rash "capital of Scandinavia" (where some 80% of the Swedes live now, in blissful ignorance of how magic and kades even work) ...

BTW, I chose the title because "teddybear" translates to "nalle" in both Swedish and Finnish, leaving it unclear who's the one scheming here. >:D

... but doesn't "hyppäänalle" translate to "jumping teddybear", then? Curse you, Transgarble. :'( Team Finland was so happy that the generals were content with the portrait photo that Ilmari brought, rather than asking for one showing the cub's hind legs and thus giving one of its secret weapons away prematurely ...


Spoilered solely for length.
(... I admit that both stories would merit a "SSSS typical horrors" content warning, especially now that I can compare them to the other submissions of this chapter break filler, but I finished and submitted them before the topic of such warnings arose in that other thread ...)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 13, 2021, 05:18:05 AM

(... I admit that both stories would merit a "SSSS typical horrors" content warning, especially now that I can compare them to the other submissions of this chapter break filler, but I finished and submitted them before the topic of such warnings arose in that other thread ...)

I may have been watching a bit of Reykjavik Grapevine lately, and now have become thoroughly accustomed to the idea of catastrophic news delivered by a man playing Frisbee golf with his dog, which matches the tone of your second story fairly exactly.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 13, 2021, 07:41:39 AM
JoB,

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 You are correct, hyppäänalle is jump + bear, it just reminded me :) We would probably say hyppynalle, as hyppy is the noun for a jump while hyppää is one form of the verb to jump. But it is what you were looking for.

Silmätähti is kind of special, it feels a bit wrong which I guess works well in this case :) Tähtisilmä is an endearment complementing someone’s (usually a woman or sometimes a child) bright eyes.

And, it doesn’t matter but Ritva is a female namw :) 


I don’t think warnings are needed when we are at level with canon violence, especially as the description wasn’t that vivid. In some other context yes, but the Forum has a general content guideline that canon-typical violence may occur. Detailed description of gore and/or body horror would definitely require a warning (or go to the mature board) but I don’t see anything like that in these, bearing in mind that the audience is expected to be SSSS fans :)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: JoB on April 13, 2021, 10:50:00 AM
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Silmätähti is kind of special, it feels a bit wrong which I guess works well in this case :) Tähtisilmä is an endearment complementing someone’s (usually a woman or sometimes a child) bright eyes.

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Well, if it "feels a bit wrong", maaaaybe that is because it's another hint ... ? >:D

(Nah, if I understand you correctly, you're referring to a different kind of "wrong" than the one I meant it to be ...)

FWIW, it's Transgarble's suggestion when I threw ye ole German "Augenstern" ("star of my eyes") at it.


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And, it doesn’t matter but Ritva is a female namw :)

... whoops. Shoulda have looked that up, seeing that my source (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_name#First_names) doesn't specify ... O:-)
(Though I was trying to insinuate physical appearance only, not necessarily gender.)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: thegreyarea on April 13, 2021, 11:55:31 AM
JoB, I really enjoyed your story! Ingenious, funny... And I don't think it's long, at all (since mine was longer ;)  ). I do enjoy the amount of detail (the beasts names are great!) and all the references to SSSS pages and more!

I hope we can read many more from you in the Future!

Also I noticed that Star Trek reference!
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"the guy who would boldly make assumptions where no man had dared to assume before."

And the Kaiju!
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"And the other, Kummi...kaiju, wasn't it, what kind of beast is it?"

... whoops. Shoulda have looked that up, seeing that my source (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_name#First_names) doesn't specify ... O:-)
(Though I was trying to insinuate physical appearance only, not necessarily gender.)
Allow me to suggest a source that is very interesting, covering all nordic names. It includes names and surnames and a bit of history/etymology. I found it very useful when I'm writing.
https://www.nordicnames.de/wiki/Main_Page (https://www.nordicnames.de/wiki/Main_Page)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 13, 2021, 12:00:07 PM
JoB, that was great - for some silly reason I have it in my head that Leif was using a big reel-to-reel tape recorder, perhaps just to make it that much more over the top. You did describe it as heavier...

And of course it brought to mind Purple Wyrm's recent edit (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=271.msg177596#msg177596)...

<snip> ...catastrophic news delivered by a man playing Frisbee golf with his dog...<snip>

 :))
I only saw one piece from the Reykjavik Grapevine, and there was no dog involved, but it was a little... different. Obviously I must continue procrastinating learning about Icelandic volcanology and find this report!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Grade E cat on April 13, 2021, 12:31:11 PM
I was a tiny bit late to the punchline of vermin beasts trying to turn people into Swedes.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 14, 2021, 12:44:59 AM
Day 19:  Hunting and/or Game

It's totally a myth that all Australian fauna is out to kill you, isn't it, Róisín?  At least, that was the conventional wisdom pre-Y0, before... well, read on!


HUNTING AND GAME

Alan cursed as his rifle clicked and failed to fire. The hog deer he had had in his sights startled and bounded away, terrified in a way that he had never seen in years of hunting in his native mountains. Then he saw what had been following the deer, and felt the same terror that it had shown.

The thing might, once, have been a dog. Finding a loose feral dog was not unusual here, even finding one that was big enough and savage enough to attack a man. That was why, when he walked in the wilder parts of the land between his home in Erica and his brother’s land in Walhalla, or as far up into the mountains as Wood’s Point, Cooper Creek  or Maidentown, he carried a rifle even when he wasn’t hunting. There was also the rumour of the big cats. Alan wasn’t especially worried about those. They might stalk a human, but from what he had seen, they seemed to act more from curiosity than from malice or hunger, but one could never be too sure.

So before he went any nearer to the thing that was following the deer he checked his hunting rifle, standing as still as he could while doing so, and trying to remember what his Cornish grandfather had told him about going unnoticed should he meet something dangerous in the bush. Focused on its prey, the thing seemed not to see him while he made sure his hunting knife was loose in its sheath and checked that his rifle was clear, with nothing stuck or jammed. Then he began to creep closer.

He soon realised that whatever this thing actually was, it certainly wasn’t a normal dog of any kind. There were far too many teeth, some of them in places where no kind of dog he had ever heard of should have teeth. And he was used to dogs that were dumped out here being the kinds that turned out to be bigger or hungrier or less well behaved than their owners had assumed the cute puppies they bought would become, while the dogs that were lost or just left behind by hunting parties were most often beagles or pigdogs.

This dog was in no way normal. It might at some point have resembled an Akita, a breed of dog that Alan neither liked nor trusted even when it was not wandering loose in an  area where feral dogs were a dangerous nuisance. But this was bigger than any Akita he had ever seen, and it seemed to be in some way.......deformed?

What troubled him most, however, was the smell of the animal, and how it....... felt? Alan didn’t know what to call that sense, but he was glad of it when it gave him warning of a snake too near his feet, a branch about to fall, or when it just produced a strong feeling of ‘don’t step there’ in an area of swamp that turned out to be far deeper than he had expected. His grandpa had always said that back in Cornwall he might have become a bard or even a druid in the Gorsedh Kernow, but Alan wasn’t even sure what that actually was. However, what he did know was that this thing just felt......wrong.

He was still debating what to do when the creature charged.

By pure instinct Alan brought the heavy knife up in time to deflect the strange dog from his face, and to drive the blade into its heart. Or into where he would have expected its heart to be. But nothing happened, other than that the thing twisted in midair and locked its jaws around his forearm. He could not suppress a scream of pain, but managed to bring the knife around and stab it into the side of the dog’s head. He was surprised when it fell off the blade with a pathetic whimper and did not move again.

Alan wrapped his scarf around his bleeding arm and began to walk shakily back toward where he had left his ute. He was almost there when the cat stepped into his path. The panther-sized, jet black cat, with faintly glowing eyes and an oddly curled tail. Before he could raise a weapon the cat spoke in his mind.

“You did well,” it said. “But you need to have help for when this happens again. Welcome this young creature as a friend. It will help you to call on the Land as you need, and warn you when these......things are near. Feed it, care for it and it will stand by you and keep you safe to do your task, as its children’s children’s children will do for your descendants until this plague has gone from your world. This is not my world, but I live here, and would not see it fall in such an unnatural way. Talk to the marngits at Lake Tyers, then to your brothers, and see what, with all of you working together, can be saved. Farewell, and good luck.”

Before Alan could speak or move, the huge cat was gone, but from the bushes in front of him stumbled a very young and somewhat battered-looking quoll joey. Alan recognised what it was because his older brother kept a similar-looking one that had wandered into his house last winter. He knew that the proper term for it was a joey, because it was a marsupial baby, but he could not help thinking of the tiny animal as a kitten.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 14, 2021, 09:08:41 AM
Róisín, I do enjoy your stories set in Australia! So, I guess you're imagining marsupials as immune? Nice twist!

Edit to add: I had to go look up some images, and I have to say, quolls are pretty darn cute!  :))
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 14, 2021, 09:31:38 AM
They are indeed cute, and I think you will see why I write them as Australia’s immune marsupial species, as cats are an immune mammal genus in the Minnaverse. There used to be a quoll that moved herself into my old mining partner’s house in Walhalla, and accordingly I have written her into the story, as the working partner of Alan’s brother who had one. Indeed Alan, his older brother Jack and younger brother Basil were all our world people, now long dead, who would, I think, have been greatly amused to find themselves in one of my stories!

 I will probably continue this story as part of my ‘Very far to the South’ set of fanfic stories, since I have promised my readers on Archive of our Own a tale of what happens to the residents of Wood’s Point. I am glad you enjoy these stories.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: midwestmutt on April 14, 2021, 11:49:30 AM
Kudos Roisin. Nice Aussie touch to your tale.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 14, 2021, 12:37:05 PM
Thanks mate! Glad you like it. Minna has said that marsupials, since they are a subset of mammals, can catch the Rash, but I figured that they, like regular mammals, were due one immune species, and I chose quolls because they are so very catlike.......
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Buteo on April 14, 2021, 01:14:32 PM
Quolls-are-immune headcanon accepted!
I'm glad I made it back over here to see your story, Róisín!

The many and diverse talents of our artists and writers are keeping this chapter break down to near-normal levels of anxiety and only occasional dread. Much heartfelt thanks to you all!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: JoB on April 14, 2021, 03:08:43 PM
And I don't think it's long, at all (since mine was longer ;)  ).
At 3,400-some words, it's 11+ times the minimum set for this filler, I guess that makes it "long" for its context ...

Allow me to suggest a source that is very interesting, covering all nordic names. It includes names and surnames and a bit of history/etymology. I found it very useful when I'm writing.
https://www.nordicnames.de/wiki/Main_Page (https://www.nordicnames.de/wiki/Main_Page)
Me not having a bookmark for it readily available should tell you how rarily the writer in me does a chestburster routine to see the light of day ... :-X

for some silly reason I have it in my head that Leif was using a big reel-to-reel tape recorder, perhaps just to make it that much more over the top. You did describe it as heavier...
Heavier than the loudspeakers that he schlepped a boatload of into the bushes, that is. Even with the SSSSverse's advances in battery technology, I don't think that a big Y0 tape recorder could really be made portable enough for a single person to haul it cross-country for half a day in pursuit of a moose beast.

But actually I wasn't picturing a tape recorder in the first place. You effectively need Mylar (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BoPET#Electronic_and_acoustic) to make magnetic tape, which ought to be difficult to come by in the no-petrol post-Rash times. I would expect them to have fallen back to steel wire (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wire_recording).

Spoiler: show

And since nobody seems to want to guess what "very special kind of kadeling" Ilmari is to fool the sentinels: The relevant hint is him calling the kade by an endearing name. After all, when you cannot make him a puppet outright, but command a bunch of mages whose traditional magic has a Department of Making Him Love Me™ (http://humoncomics.com/ask-a-witch) (like so many other systems of magic around the world) ...
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 14, 2021, 04:58:24 PM
Heavier than the loudspeakers that he schlepped a boatload of into the bushes, that is. Even with the SSSSverse's advances in battery technology, I don't think that a big Y0 tape recorder could really be made portable enough for a single person to haul it cross-country for half a day in pursuit of a moose beast.

But actually I wasn't picturing a tape recorder in the first place.

Well, I did say it was silly...  ;)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 15, 2021, 02:11:25 AM
Day 20:  Outside the Known World

Today Maglor brings us a spooky horror tale of survivors in Russia, where believers have been gifted magic from their deities as well, but there are many deities with competing agendas, not all of them benign.  You could say it's a horror show story.  (Geddit?  Horror show? хорошо? *ba-dum-tsssh* Awww, come on, I've been waiting weeks to make this pun!)
Spoilered for length, with chapter breaks that I put in to enable readers to find their place more easily if reading it in phases.  This is an incomplete story, in progress.

Content warning:  includes body horror and graphic violence beyond SSSS canon levels.  Would ordinarily be posted on the 18+ Mature board, but is included here as part of this challenge; the decision to keep it here is on me.

Spoiler: snegoorochka chapter i • show

She opened her eyes. It was cold, the sky was dark, and somehow she knew it was usually called "night". So the cold and dark is night. Alright. Now, what is night? Cold and dark. Stuck in this logic loop, she blinked and felt something against her eyes. Something dry resisted her eyelashes, fell on an eyeball. It didn't feel bad, just confusing. Somehow, she knew, that night had another thing, called "sky", and that the sky shouldn't behave like that. Could it have something to do with that smell of a frozen soil?
She reached her arms towards the sky. The sky resisted, dry, hard, cold, falling on her face like rain of a ...wait a minute! What was the word?
Soil.
She started digging.

-----
In the 2076th year of the L-d all that's left of Russian federation and CIS was roundly consolidated here, across the steppe shores of the Don river. Russians were always a people of a river, but The Plague left them few choices. Lena is too far away. Volga is covered with forests. Moskva and Neva flow through places you don't want to know about. Wide steppe was a perfect place for living, mainly because of the pseudolife, which was occupying the forests.
But soon it turned out, that all those pseudobears, and pseudowolfs, and pseudomosquitoes (now that's a real pain in the... you get it) were not the worst trouble.

----
What's that blue thing above? So bright. So clear blue. And another thing, right in the middle of it – even brighter. She took a few steps aside, and stood, looking up, studying the big shiny thing.
Sun.
That was her memory rolling restlessly, like a pseudobear in its den, as if it was going to wake up. She stood, looking at the sun, you can't look at de sun, Nadya, don' look at de sun, says ma, get inside, y’gonna catch a cold...
Nadya blinked again. She bent to shake the dirt out of her long black hair. She saw a snowy forest, and a fresh grave. Somehow she knew, that between this scene and a memory of when she was going to a church there was something else, and something kept telling her she didn't want to refill that gap.

Were those an aftermath of The Plague, or attempts to heal it... or maybe fairytales don't lie, and gods were always here. But where there are gods, there are believers, and where there are believers, there are zealots. There's no worse thing than an ill willing zealot, supported by a god. Even if it's your god. But not when it's G-d.

In 2070th the Inquisition was formed. After more than eight centuries, the Russian Orthodox Church had finally perceived the experience of its European colleagues and since there wasn't any other real law enforcement at the time, the Inquisition, despite the fearsome fame of this word, became a blessing.

-----
It was cold. Very cold. So cold, that it simply couldn't be so cold around here. Colder, then the darkest night in the coldest December. Even the fact that she had nothing on but a white funeral shroud couldn't explain that cold. Nadya felt so cold she was afraid she was going to die. She put her fingers to her neck. She felt that her skin was cold, smooth and hard, like old rubber. And nothing but that.
“Alright…”
She looked back, scared by the sound of this hoarse shrunken voice. But it was her own voice.
 “Alright. Don' panic. I'm dead. Don' panic. I'm dead, notin’ can kill me now, don' panic”
But the cold. It was still there. Nadya started to realize that it was something more than just cold. And that the source of this torment was everything but this delightful Russian weather.


Spoiler: chap ii • show

A few days back now a ragged stalker broke into our office. His face, and his clothes and his gear – those were the signs of a mature stalker, an experienced wastelander, a man who can solve any problem, take on any job and walk any road. And this man was pale with terror.
“Sa-sa...” he was stuttering and completely out of breath “S... s...”

“Sit, my son. Calm down.”

But he remained standing. I don't think he even heard me.
“S-s-s-snegoorochka!”

----
Nadya started walking forward. Just not to stand in one place. She was freezing. Soon enough she realized, that even this unnatural cold couldn't kill her or even slow her down. But it didn't make the cold less painful. Were she alive, she'd say that her life was being frozen out. It was almost as if a cold was The cold. When she came upon a hare, it was the cold, that told her what to do. Poor little thing looked at her and froze, rooted to the spot.
Nadya approached slowly, got down on all fours in front of the hare. She wasn't hurried. Somehow, she knew, that nothing could resist the Snegoorochka's eyes, those abyssal black eyes she now saw reflected in the eyes of the hare.
“Cootchie-cootchie-coo ya lil' one...”
She caressed the hare a bit and then clenched her fingers around it, so that her sharp fingernails pierced through its hide right into its soft and warm guts, to its hot juicy veins, and finally the answer was found, or at least a part of it came to Nadya, as she drank the hare's hot salty blood, filling her body with warmth.

----
If there is a worse thing, than an ill willing zealot, supported by a god, it's an ill willing zealot, supporting his god. On a 22th of December, the winter solstice, there was a good Inquisitorial tradition: to round up a mage, worshipping Carachoon, and burn him for good. We're not so hardcore with other heathens, they're usually harmless and sometimes even useful. But not those who worship the god of cold. Their motives are understandable: they hope to cajole him, to make winter less harsh. And the best way to cajole Carachoon is a human sacrifice. And as if an evil deity wasn't enough, The Plague is always here to bring more fun. What died in her territory may just not stay dead.

-----
“An’ so I realized I've to be a monster or else I'll become a monster. An' don't ya even freakin' try to cross y’self, or I'll bite ya hand off.”

Poor guy couldn't even imagine that his day would turn to such a disaster. He wasn't an angel of course, but the goddamned (literally) frozen zombie sitting right next to his bonfire was just too much. That eerie snow-pale girl wasn't trying to kill him. She just sat there picking out the large pellets he treated her with out of her forehead, and she didn't even look that angry. But he heard, that Snegoorochka likes to play with her prey. Her play was to make him boil the snow in a kettle over the bonfire. And then she drank it – the boiling water. Kettle after kettle, yearningly, like she needed a fix.

“Look, I know what it looks like. But someone has done it to me, an’ now I'm just...”

The stalker gave her the refilled kettle once more. She grabbed it and started gulping the boiling water, and he could hear a silent shriek of rapidly melting ice from her throat and stomach.

“...ah.” That was the first time Nadya actually breathed. “I'm just so... cold. So cold, I'd even... meh, you're probably not into dead girls anyway...”

 “Y...y...you're n-n-not g-g-going to... eat me?”

 “I'm tryin'. An' I hate it. Every second of it. But c'mon, are you really dat scared?”

“Ah-ah-I've b-b-ben s-s-s-stuttering s-s-s-since m-m-my ch-ch-childhood.”

-----
Snegoorochka. Now that's trouble. In a way it's even worse than a pseudogiant. A pseudogiant – that huge shapeless mass of a flesh, twisted by The Plague – is a disaster, but at least it's alive, which means you can kill it. Plus it's not the brightest thing around. With Snegoorochka it's different.
When a person dies, their soul lingers in our world for forty more days. Our L-d gave us this time to say good-bye, to gather the thoughts or even learn something one always wanted to know, using a newfound incorporeity. After that, a deceased one is free to go to the other side.
But it only happens when the L-d is watching over. Of course, Carachoon is weaker than the L-d. But as with any unclean one, it allows him to be more... here. More true. Closer to our realm. He's like a local maniac, compared to a president. And this maniac has to cheat and dodge and scheme. Carachoon uses those forty days to shroud one's soul with his cold – a cold that somehow manages to be both literal and metaphorical at the same time.
As loyal servants of our L-d, our job is to bring His will to this poor unfortunate soul. And while His will is always good and clear, bringing it is a hard part. Snegoorochka must be chanted off before those forty days runs out. After that point incineration is the only option.
Have you ever tried to forcefully chant off someone cunning as a fox, strong as a bear and hard as pykrete? We couldn't either. We've never made it on time.


Spoiler: chap iii • show

Stalker was lucky to remember the golden rule: stand still, stay silent, it might go away. But he wasn't sure if that would work with this rarest specimen of a sentient pseudolife. So naturally, he failed to follow the rule.

“W-w-what's your n-name?”

“Nadezhda.”

“R-r-r-oma. H-h-h-who k-killed you?”

Nadya emptied another kettle. “I was hopin' you gonna tell me. Ain't recallin' much. It's just... sometin’ tells me dat a name for a ting I've become is "Snegoorochka". Sometin’ from inside o'me y'know?”

“T-t-t-they s-s-s-say y-you drink blood, r-r-right?”

“Yup.”

“W-why?”

“Cuz I'm cold. Seems like notin' can help it, not a fur coat, not a fire, only blood. I'm yet to try alcohol, but I don' really hope for it eider.”

Roma remained strained. It wasn't only the golden rule that kept him from running. It was also a curiosity – the same thing that made him a stalker. He froze in intense waiting, observing this pretty village girl with snow-pale skin and eyes black as cold deep water, and he was just waiting for one more kettle of snow to boil.

“Seems like y'know what I am. I mean... it's like y'know even more about it dan me, so... tell me.”

“W-w-wont it h-hurt your f-f-feelings?” Roma felt safe enough to joke.

Nadya took a handful of the pellets she picked out of her forehead earlier. “Pfft, please...”

And so he told her. And he was right – it actually hurt her feelings. She'd have been sacrificed, Roma told her. She would've been tied to a tree, naked, left to freeze to death. A sacrifice, that a druid of Carachoon would carry out, or so he'd been told. He had never seen one personally, since the Inquisition's intense engagement in the elimination of Carachoon's cult had been mostly successful.
The worst part was that his story made her recall.

-----
You might think this is a story about a poor girl, forced to turn into a monster. But it's not.
My name is Semyon aka "Lucky" Schastlivkin. I serve the Inquisition as a sniper, but in times of calm, I also do some paperwork. So it was me who first met Roman Mäkin, a lone stuttering stalker, who saw the Snegoorochka. And naturally it was me who rushed out from the table to get to the closest radio and report to command.
But the story's not about me either. It's about my friends.

-----
Nadya recalled everything. Those people in her village – she knew that there was something weird in their eyes that morning. There was always something weird in their eyes, when they looked at her. And pretty often her father saw those glances. Nadya was always wandering, was that making him keep telling her to “stop shining”.
This year, December was colder than usual. People were dying; things were getting very serious. In desperation and shame, the villagers apparently asked a druid to help. Nadya recalled the druids of Svarog, Zheva, Rauni, Tol-ava – all of their half-legal witchcraft had no long-term effect. Nor bowing to a wooden idol, nor Vepsian songs, nor Oodmortian hexes – nothing helped. Although she knew that in other situations the old gods leave no prayers unanswered.
And so they addressed one you should never address to. All that the druid asked for his services was Nadya herself. The things he'd done before the ritual even started... and things he'd done after it started. They let it happen.

“Dey let it happ’n...” Like a tree bark on a strong cold, her face cracked into a smile. There was an irony in all of this. She was a part of this world now, the Carachoon's realm, and thus she was now able to intuitively understand his logic. He didn't stop freezing people to death because they give her to him, but vice versa - he started to freeze them to death, because he wanted her.
Roma became scared for real, as Nadya started laughing. She finally understood the law of Carachoon, and his law was the irony.

“I get it! I tink I do. See, he's not evil. De Carachoon. Or, I mean... well, he is evil obviously, but not angry. He's just... playful. He wanted a toy. An’ y’all gave it to him...”

“W-w-whoa, hey, ah-ah-I wasn't a p-part of this!”

“Oh yes you were!” said Nadya lovingly. She passed through the fire on her knees and leaned toward the stalker.

“Yes you we-e-ere, cootchie-cootchie-coo, ye lil' one...” She caressed his cheek leaving a trace of black frostbitten skin.

“О-о-отче н-наш, и-и-иже еси н-на небесеhmpf!”
Nadya slammed her hand over the stalker's mouth. Even after several liters of boiling water and a crawl through a fire, her skin was still about -120 Celsius, but Roma wasn't in a position to judge that as his face burned with the intense cold of her touch.

“SHUT UP! Tell you what? I'm in a mood, kinda... So let's play. De rules are simple. I want your blood. You want to leave. I give you five minutes handicap. An’ den we see what happens...”


Spoiler: chap iv • show

Vera was about to sleep sweetly. That was the reason she liked to be in patrol so much: you're at risk, having nothing against this cold world but a gun and a prayer, and nothing more to protect yourself than your tent. You're at risk, every second may be your last, and it makes every second so sweet.
And she knew, that Sanya would soon return after his watch, and throw some firewood in their campfire, so that they could have a few pleasant moments... She always thought of the L-d as of someone kind enough to let His soldiers go a little off the rules sometimes.
Half asleep she heard the snow creaking under someone's foot. She could certainly tell it wasn't Sanya - whoever walked to her tent wasn't walking surely. That someone was sneaking.
Wide awake now, Vera held her breath, and her fingers started a slow and quiet journey towards her Kalashnikov's grip.
“Attention all posts,” the silence exploded with a voxed voice on her radio set. Vera shuddered. Her noise masking was ruined.

“Dagnabbit!”

“We've got report about Snegoorochka in quadrant seven and moving. Full combat readiness. All patrols, report immediately, over.”
The canopy moved apart. Vera grabbed her rifle and pointed it to an ink-black night outside the tent.

“Pavlov, clear.” a radio roll call started.

“Sechenov, clear.”

She saw her. Pale haggard girl, with a beautiful young face, white and blank as snow.

“Vygotsky, clear.”

Barely noticeable nicks on her forehead – someone tried a shotgun on her, but with pseudolife of that level only silver could work, and even then not always.

“Luria, we've got a pseudobear den here, monitoring, over.”

White burial shroud was shabby, even burnt at some places. Someone tried a fire on her, but it takes much more than just a bonfire...

“Leontyev, clear.”

And those eyes. Completely black eyes are already scary by themselves, but when it comes to pseudolife, spirits and everything that has something to do with Nav', a phrase "the eyes are the window to the soul" gets much more literal. Yes, Snegoorochka have a soul - impenetrable like a well, going deep under ground. There are very few creatures in the world more ruthless and more dangerous than the Snegoorochka.
Holding tight to her useless rifle, Vera slowly took her radio:

“Voronina, contact.”

But there was a hope. There's always hope, but especially now it was pretty solid. There's always this forty day gap in which poor undead virgin becomes a monster.

“I...” Snegoorochka's voice was husky, she clearly found it hard to speak “am... sorry...”

She pounced on Vera. Vera tried to fight back, but with no result – it was like trying to bend a frozen log. She tried to cry for help, but the cold fell upon her like a pillow, making her voice just as hoarse. Scalding cold hands slid under her sweater.

“Don' get me wrong” Snegoorochka whispered over her ear “I'm just so cold...”

And then something happened. Snegoorochka recoiled, holding her right hand and groaning in pain. Wasting no time on thinking, Vera took a deep loud breath and sat up, pointing Kalashnikov at the monster.

“I'm sorry,” she creaked again, “I'm so sorry. I didn't want to.”

She started crying with no tears coming out of her eyes. And then she showed Vera her right palm with a cross-shaped burn on it. Snegoorochka never allow her prey to get away alive, but someone did warn folks about her, right? Vera realized that the girl was still fighting.

“Voronina, status!” It appeared the radio was working all that time. “Is Golovanov with you? Voronina, do you copy?”

Despite her name, Vera was never that religious. But she knew, that as the Inquisitor she's bound to have at least one of those moments when a huge forefinger pierces the sky pointing at you, and you hear a thunder-like voice, saying: this is your moment.
Vera had to do it very carefully. She smiled:

“Well ain't y’made a fuss, hoss...”

“You’re local? Like me?”

“Yup. What's your name?”

“Nadya.”

“Vera. Nadya, do you remember your life?”

“Well, I... der was dat... druid an’...”

“We'll find ‘im. Dat's not what I'm askin' 'bout. Do you remember your life?”

Vera sat a bit closer to the girl. She felt goosebumps covering her skin, and her hair covering with rime. The closer Snegoorochka was to maturity, the closer she was to mastering her main weapon – the cryokinesis. Nadya looked in her eyes. And Vera saw a dim flare of a moonlight on Kalashikov's barrel behind her back. That was Sanya. Trying very hard not to let Snegoorochka notice him, Vera as if between times put her finger on her lips.

“It's... hard... fog... cold. I don't. Dey took it. My life. Betrayed me. Dey were warm. Like you. Need warmth. Inside 'em. Cootchie-cootchie-coo, ya lil' one...”

Vera saw a terror in her eyes. She knew it wasn't really Nadya who was slowly reaching her arm towards her neck.

“God's Name!” she said loud and confidently. There was a big chance, that this girl didn’t even taste human. That meant that she was weaker against forces of Heaven, that a pseudolife usually is.
Nadya shuddered, looking like she was going to puke.

“Sorry, hoss. I know what it is. I know how you feel. An' I must say, I envy you. Your strength. You’re very strong. An’ you’re still a human bein', no matter what y’tink you are. An' dis cold, dat tortures you, dis lust for blood – it's not you.”

“But...”

“An’ y’might tink dose people who sacrificed you – y’tink dey deserve hell, right? Well, maybe dey do. But it's only for de Lord...”

Nadya curled up into a ball, moaning silently in pain.

“...to decide.”

Outside the tent Sanya was gathering all the minimum they were going to need to chant Nadya off.

“And y’might tink, dat de Lord...”

“Hisssss-s-s”

“...hates you. But it's not Him, who hurts y’now. Y’ight tink He turned away from you, but it's really you, who've been forcefully turned away from Him.”

Slowly, like she was disarming a bomb, Vera touched Nadya's hair. A painful freezing pierced her fingers, but at this time there was nothing more important, than the lost child to be caressed and consoled. With her left hand, Vera took off a chain with her cross.
From the darkness outside the tent Sanya looked at her and showed a thumb up. They were ready.

“Y’did good, girl. Y’did good. An' we'll save you. An' I'm sorry.”

Vera lassoed her by her neck with a silver chain with a cross and pulled her out of the tent. Nadya's new nature resisted, she was twisting and turning and swinging her limbs, trying to bite or scratch Vera and screaming smothered. Vera knew it wasn't her, and that the cross around Nadya's neck weakened her enough so she could be handled.

“Circle?”

“Check!” Sanya rushed in and grabbed Nadya by her legs.

“Candles?”

“Check! Are we really doing this?!”

“Yeah! De Book?”

“Check!”

They pushed her to the ground. Vera knelt over Snegoorochka, pushing her shoulders to the ground. Holding a chain in her left hend, Vera crossed herself.

“Well, God help us.”

Sanya passed here a little old textbook opened on a page with a funeral anaphora, crossed himself too and grabbed a radio.

“God help us. Command, this is Golovanov, we got her, beginning liturgy, over.”

“I got dis. Watch de perimeter, last time folks tried it, sometin' killed 'em.”

“Roger. I remember my part, begin.”

Vera took a deep breath.
“It's gonna be over soon, girl. Помилуй мя, Боже, по велицей милости Твоей, и по множеству щедрот Твоих очисти беззаконие мое.”

They started it wrong, right from the 51st psalm. But when those chants were being composed no one thought they were going to be used on something that just doesn't want to stay dead. Sanya fought an urge too look back at Vera and help her hold this monster. But she was right: the last time inquisitors tried to chant away the Snegoorochka, the next day they were found dead, frozen and skinned.

“Се бо, в беззакониих зачата есмь, и во гресех роди мя мати моя. Се бо, истину возлюбила еси; безвестная и тайная премудрости Твоея явил ми еси.”

So as she sang he had to hold his rifle tight and hold his ground. No sign of danger was seen yet though.

“Господи, устне мои отверзеши, и уста моя возвестят хвалу Твою.”


Spoiler: chap v • show

There was another reason it wasn't Sanya who held the monster. This was G-d's will. The main part of any prayer is usually to be chanted by a man, not a woman. But it seemed like the L-d was taking part in their strategy by blessing separated individuals with a gift of a direct line with Him. Some called them mages. But some weren’t happy with mixing those vessels of G-d’s will and heathens. So in order to separate those two categories, G-d’s blessing of such sort was called “The Shining”. It was the reason why heathens also called L-d “Master of chances” or “Mister Luck” – anyone could be born Shining. Their strategic value was only clear to the L-d, so Sanya was just facing a fact: Vera Shines, and when she addresses the G-d, things get on the move real quick. Just like now.

“Яко аще бы восхотел еси жертвы, дала бых убо: всесожжения не благоволиши. Жертва Богу дух сокрушен; сердце сокрушенно и смиренно Бог не уничижит." Vera's voice became louder. She didn't force it. She put no effort to it. It just became louder, echoing around, amplified like someone just had given her a mic. “Яко по суху пешешествовав Израиль, по бездне стопами, гонителя фараона видя потопляема, Богу победную песнь поим, вопияше.”

“Пресвятая Богородице, спаси нас.” Sanya wade in with a choir part. First song out of eight. It was going to be a long night.

“Каплям подобно дождевным, злии и малии дние мои, летним обхождением оскудевающе, помалу исчезают уже, Владычице, спаси мя.”

Sanya saw a man approaching the circle. It was dark, but Sanya managed to see that he was old, with a lush white beard. There was no point in asking.
“Пресвятая Богородице, спаси нас, contact!”

Sanya aimed, but suddenly a terrible frost bit his eyes. He lost concentration for a moment. Nadya screamed, as if her throat wasn't clenched in a chain.

“Твоим благоутробием и многими щедротами Твоими, Владычице, преклоняема естественно, в час сей ужасный предстани ми, Помощнице Непоборимая.”

“Пресвятая Богородице, спаси нас,” Sanya grabbed a radio. “The druid is here! Requesting backup!”

He tried to aim again and saw the old man's eyes, light blue, with pupils so sharp he could barely see them. And he was smiling. Defiantly. And then Sanya heard deep low throat chanting, that sounded both outside and inside his head.

“Грешным и смиренным известное прибежище, о мне извести Твою милость, Чистая...” Vera was too busy to get distracted.

Some force tossed Sanya aside.

“...и бесовския избави руки...”

But just when he was about to fly out of the circle a blizzard arose, swirling around its edge, and softly pushed him back.

“...якоже бо пси мнози обступиша мя!”

No longer could Sanya hear anything over Vera's voice. The blizzard covered the druid from her, but Sanya saw clearly that she was looking right into the druid's eyes. Finally he got a chance for a blind shot at least. He pulled the trigger, but he didn't know if he hit. He wasn't even sure if the bullets left the circle.

“Несть свят, якоже Ты, Господи Боже мой, вознесый рог верных Твоих, Блаже, и утвердивый нас на камени исповедания Твоего.”

“A second song. We can do it.” Gasped Sanya with hope, “Пресвятая Богородице, спаси нас.”

“He is outside,” Nadya growled, “but I am inside!”

“Издалеча сего дне, Вла...дычице, провидя, и того яко... ahem! пришедша помышляяй присно... слезами теплыми моляхся не забыти мене.”

Sanya felt the temperature drop further.

“Пресвятая Богородице, спаси нас.” He looked at Vera: she was all covered in rime. “Now that's not good.”  Sanya ran up to Vera and hugged her. The evil took over that poor girl, and she had tried to freeze them.

“Об-б-быдоша мя м-м-м-мысленнии рыкающе скимны, и...” Vera began to cough.
Maybe it was against the rules, but Sanya had to cacth her part too, “...ищут восхитити и растерзати мя горце, ихже зубы, Чистая, и челюсти сокруши и спаси мя, пресвятая Богородице, спаси нас, Vera, it's all right, I'm here. We've been through worse. Just remember Who's on our side.”

Vera looked at him. Until that very moment he hadn't noticed that her eyes are shining.

“Угасшу убо отнюд органу словесному, и связавшуся языку, и затворившуся гласу, в сокрушении сердца молю Тя, Спасительнице моя, спаси мя.”

The last thing he remembered was the young girl yelling:

“GRANPA! I'M HERE!”


Spoiler: chap vi • show

Vera opened her eyes. The first thing she saw was a little fragile woman, rushing between two beds in a small wooden hut and swearing like a sea wolf. Her white robe was covered in blood.

“Excuse me…”

Woman froze and looked back at Vera. Even though her face was covered with a medical mask, Vera immediately recognized her brown eyes with those creepy blue eyeballs. As with any heathen, Vera’s memory shortly came up with her file.
Seleznyova, Alesya Dmitrievna, aka “Maltheist”. Age: 23. Nationality: Moksha. Immune: yes. Mage. Occupation: freelance medic. Worshipped deity: unknown.
There were a lot of very complicated things behind this “unknown”.

“Blyat’!” Alesya spat the curse and rushed to the left bed.

“Ahem! Mam, dis is de Inquisition, what is…”

“ʜᴇʟʟᴏ”

The voice was… like someone dropped a rock on a bottom of a very deep and very dark well. It sounded behind Vera’s back and for some reason the last thing she wanted to do at the moment was look back.

“Arrgh, you again! Get the hell out!,” croaked Alesya fumbling over the bed.

Vera began to realize the meaning of all of this. She didn’t want to realize it. She didn’t want to see the scalpel in Alesya’s hand.

“ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴊᴏʙ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀғᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍɪɴᴇ”

“My job is to interfere with your job, Mara.”
“ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɪ ᴀᴍ”

“Yes. A parasitic cognitive construct, usurping the power over a natural process, aka “deity.”

“ʜʀᴍᴘғ... ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ɴᴏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪs. ᴄʜɪʟᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ.”

The moment the voice said it, Vera already knew that she was going with her. Sanya was not seen around. His soul at least. Vera turned around. She saw a tall pale woman with long dark hair. Her sarafan was made of something so black, Vera couldn’t even see any folds. And when Vera saw a huge shadow behind woman’s back, only its shape let her understand it was her wings. Her eyes were… usual, actually. Just a blue eyes. But somehow Vera knew that this was just a comfortable illusion.

“Will he…”

“ᴛʜɪʀᴛʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʏᴇᴀʀs. ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴊᴏʙ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴄᴀɴᴇ ᴅᴇɪ.”

“A job?!” Alesya looked furious. She rushed towards the right bed where Vera’s corpse lay and started to rapidly wipe defibrillator plates. “Razyebis’ ty nahuy zloyebuchim proyeblom tremudoblyadskaya ty mandoprohuyobina,” she croaked, after which she swore dirty. She knew the shock wouldn’t help. It only works in movies.
“Hey, cop! Don’t you listen to it! It’s not a real death! No matter what it says!”

Mara laughed silently:

“ᴘғғᴛ... ɪᴛ... ɪғ ɴᴏᴛ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴡʜᴏ?”

“As I said: a parasite!”

That’s why they called Alesya maltheist, and that’s why her worshipped deity was “unknown”. She called all the gods parasites. Back in a-days it nearly brought her to a fire: you can’t call L-d a parasite and get away with this.
And still… you can’t call Tol-ava a parasite and get away without a few burns; you can’t call Magozh parasite and get away healthy; you can’t call Carachoon parasite and get away without a frostbite. A single person simply can’t be so disrespectful to all the supernatural beings at once and stay alive. But Alesya – she could. Moreover, no deity will help you if you don’t deserve it. But Alesya – she sure was a mage, a druid, so talentful that even the worst cases of traumas and diseases were nothing to her expertise.
Someone even thought she was a priestess of Mara – the only deity who doesn’t care what you think about her. But what’s the point in worshipping someone who only takes and can’t give by definition?
There could be only one conclusion. She was a Shining one. No one ever saw that L-d would bless such a militant atheist, and yet it was a fact. Although Alesya herself wasn’t agree with that either.
Vera stepped towards the bed to look at her corpse and shuddered. That druid did a good job on them.

“I look pretty dead from where I’m standin’.”

“It’s my hospital! I decide who’s dead!”

“But…”

“Do you think?”

“Tink what?”

“Anytin, pa-a-ardnah! Well, do you?”

“Um… yes?”

“Therefore you exist. Therefore you’re not dead!”

“ᴡᴇʟʟ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ᴏғ ɪᴛ.”
From somewhere in the folds of her sarafan Mara took a sickle and waved it. That very moment Vera suddenly realized she’ve never felt more ok. She used to feel better. But she never felt more ok.
“sᴏ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇxɪsᴛ”
The time stopped. Vera could literally see one more curse about to leave Alesya’s mouth.

“ᴛʜɪs ᴠᴀʟɪᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴛᴏ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴍᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ. ɪ ᴡɪsʜ ʜᴇʀ ʟᴜᴄᴋ. ᴍᴇᴀɴᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ.”

Never before Vera felt her mind was so clear.
“The druid?”

“ɴᴏ. ʜɪs ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ. ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ɢɪʀʟs ʜᴇ ᴋɪʟʟs - ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ɴᴏᴛ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ɪɴ ғᴀᴄᴛ ɪ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪs ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴀɴ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴛʜɪs ᴅʀᴜɪᴅ ᴏғ ʜɪs. ᴀɴᴅ ɪ. ᴅᴏ. ɴᴏᴛ. ʟɪᴋᴇ. ɪᴛ.”

“So, the Carac…”

“ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ sᴀʏ ʜɪs ɴᴀᴍᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ. ɴᴀᴠ' ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴀʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇs. ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟɪᴠᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ɪᴛ, ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏᴜʀ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs ᴋɴᴏᴡs ɪᴛ, ᴇᴠᴇʀʏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ɪᴛ ɪs ᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ. ᴀɢᴀɪɴ. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғᴏʀᴛʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴅᴀʏs ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏɴᴏʀᴀʀʏ ʀᴇᴛɪʀᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ. ᴀɴᴅ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴄᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴍʏ ᴀᴍʙᴀssᴀᴅᴏʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴏ̨ᴜɪsɪᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴜᴇs ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴜs ɪɴ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ.”


Spoiler: notes from maglor • show

-- Nadya is short for Nadezhda, that means Hope. Vera also translates as Faith.
-- This is basicaly "Our Father, which art in heaven". But the thing is that all the prayers in Russian Orthodoxity are read on Church-slavic - a special conlang, based on obsolete version of Russian language of I guess the XIIth century. So I left those untranslated.  Chant is changing to modern Russian at some point, but only when they're interrupted, and those moment are translated into English.
-- Nadya refers to Carachoon as her grandfather. A reference strictly for Russians and those who knows our mythology.  See, nowadays, Snegoorochka and Carachoon (being infused with Morozko - the good god of winter - and Nikolay the Marvelmaker aka St.Nicolas) are much brighter a characters - she's a magic helper (and a granddaughter) of the Grandpa Freeze, and a Carachoon is a part of base material to Granpa Freeze, basically - the Santa Claus.
So considering Nadya is now tied to a course of the myth, as she's on the other side, so it's natural for her to call Carachoon her grandfather.
-- The chant is continued by Sanya. In our tradition liturgy is conducted by ponomar', who chants the main part on C and E only, and a choir to give some nice harmony at some points. Due to the circumstances Sanya have to sing a choir part, but in critical situation he also has to take the ponomar's part.
-- What happens in a scene is a magic duel, and a Carachoon's druid happens to be stronger (due to much more experience, I guess), and Snegoorochka helps him, cuz she's being hurt by a liturgy, which wakes her "unlife-preservation" instinct to take over.

Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 15, 2021, 06:51:30 AM
Maglor, that is very fine use of dark folklore. Thoroughly creepy.

JoB, most of the magic-using cultures of our world have some variety of compelling love spell. Can’t say I approve of them, though I do know of ways to break most of them. Interesting that in your notes you mention the ones that include the use of  various kinds of blood, which seem especially widespread. I first encountered them in the Mediterranean traditions, but they seem to be common everywhere - just yuck!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 15, 2021, 09:15:02 AM
Woooh, creepy! Nice job, maglor, tapping into your folklore. I'm glad it's a nice sunny day while I'm reading it, though!  :))
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Maglor on April 15, 2021, 09:39:37 AM
Oh, you included that last part with Mara. I thought it would stay a draft, untill I get some reactions on the main text, but ok.
The bad thing is that with this last part what people see here doesn't end with a cliffhanger. Anyway, once I'm done with my busynesses, I'll continue the story.

To anyone else, thank you)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 15, 2021, 12:49:39 PM
Maglor, I look forward to your cliffhanger!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 15, 2021, 03:12:31 PM
Wow, we’ve brought out another writer! Great work, Maglor!
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 15, 2021, 06:09:30 PM
Oh, you included that last part with Mara. I thought it would stay a draft, untill I get some reactions on the main text, but ok.
The bad thing is that with this last part what people see here doesn't end with a cliffhanger. Anyway, once I'm done with my busynesses, I'll continue the story.

To anyone else, thank you)

Aw, whoopsie, my bad. 
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/c3b0676cc280e5f8c5dc5f2569454317/tumblr_nq1wy0BMEE1r6soqlo4_250.png)
I found that part again while I was gathering the notes, and appended it.  I thought it was a really cool snippet introducing another magic user with more complexities, taking the middle road, and a great continuation of Vera's story, but forgot that I hadn't replied to you with feedback.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Maglor on April 15, 2021, 06:21:28 PM
It's ok)
WDYM by the middleroad?
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 16, 2021, 12:42:21 AM
It's ok)
WDYM by the middleroad?
Your mage tending Vera has gotten magic neither from dark forces or G_d, but from some other agency - also not allowing herself to be subsumed by any other force!  Badass!
There's still a very steep cliffhanger here, too, over the whole abyss dealing with Death.  To some extent this is my favourite part of the story.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: wavewright62 on April 16, 2021, 12:49:17 AM
Day 21:  Mushrooms

In the inimitable words of LooNEY_Dac: "I AM LOONEY!!! (maniacal laughter)"
I cannot improve upon that, really I can't.  So let's get fluffy...


A Kingdom of Mushrooms
A “Stand Still, Stay Silent” fanfic

Spoiler: I: (How to Catch) Lalli • show
The mushroom running towards him with angry eyes was called a Goomba; Lallio had no idea how he knew that as the jaunty theme music for the level began and he scrambled forward, but he knew it regardless. It didn’t matter; what mattered was that he had to deal with it before it killed him. Lallio leaped in the air, coming down directly on top of the wrathful mushroom, and it was dead, and he was not.

Next, he had to face off against some Koopa Troopas. Well, at least they weren’t the Koopa Paratroopas yet.

*
Lalligi waited impatiently for his turn to begin. Tuurio was jumping around feverishly in a vain attempt to get away from the flurry of hammers being hurled at her, but she was trapped against the left side of the screen and had already been knocked down to her normal size, so it would only take one more hit to end her turn.

Lalligi hated waiting like this, but he knew he’d been lucky: if Tuurio had kept passing level after level, he might never have gotten a turn at all.

*
The Fire Flower shifted colors back and forth as Lallio sent the Koopa shell off, clearing away the others rushing towards him. Even though the Buzzy Beetles were impervious to the fireballs it provided, a Fire Flower was a very nice thing to have, since those fireballs could take out even one of the Hammer Brothers in one hit, and were really the only way to kill a Bowser avatar that hurled hammers.

Lallio knew someone who’d love a garden full of Fire Flowers, but not necessarily so that he could take out Goombas or even the avatars of Bowser, King of the Koopas. With no enemies left to be cautious of, he looked at the Fire Flower for a long, long moment, and he thought of Emil…

Spoiler: II: Birds • show
Oh, how Tuurigi wished she could be a bird. If she took the time to look at herself, she could practically see wings instead of arms, and plumage of a softly glowing blue instead of her green overalls. Unfortunately, she had to deal with the situation before her, and do it before that stupid timer ran out, so indulging in imagination would only hold her back—for now.

Tuurigi set her teeth grimly and faced the situation before her: the Hammer Brothers were in her way again, and she was already just her normal little self. It was truly annoying that she couldn’t fly in this game, but it couldn’t be helped, either. Tuurigi shut her eyes for a brief second, barely more than a long blink, and whispered, “Help me, Sigrun.”

She wasn’t quite sure why she said it, or who the plea was directed towards, but just saying the words made Tuurigi feel better, somehow.

“You can do it, Fuzzy-Head!”

Tuurigi jerked and jumped, bumping a hidden block accidentally. Wait, had she really heard that oddly familiar exhortation, or simply imagined it? Before she could decide, she saw that the block she’d bumped had belched out a Starman; she almost didn’t even have to jump to catch it. The music changed abruptly, even as Tuurigi’s image did, flashing between her usual palette and a negative version. Now blessed with a brief period of invulnerability, she ran right through the Hammer Brothers and everything else in her way until she reached the stairs. OK, she was almost done with this level.

“Thanks, Sigrun.” Again, Tuurigi wasn’t sure just why she said the words, but they felt right.

“I knew you could do it!”

With two mighty jumps, Tuurigi grabbed the flagpole in front of the diminutive castle, pulling down the pennant and clearing the level…

Spoiler: III: Brook, Pond or Springs (or Maybe a Western Stream?) • show
Emil collected the final Heart Framer and prepared to run for his life. He could get past the gauntlet of Gols and to the chest if—and this was a big if—he could just keep running past them without stopping; this would be a bad time for the controls to freeze. He really wished he could run like Lalli, but Lalli wasn’t here. In fact, Emil was only here because he was trying to rescue Lalli, wasn’t he?

The music swelled triumphantly after Emil grabbed the pearl, the screen changing to let him know which new level he would be challenged by next. Well, he wasn’t quite done with the floor, but he soon would be. Pass this floor, on to the next, and eventually he could free Lalli.

Once the screen shifted into the new level, Emil studied it carefully, noting all the features and hazards of this new level as he slowly planned out how he would grab all the Heart Framers without dying (again) or having to quit (also again). Fortunately, he had plenty of time to work it all out, since there was no timer here; Emil hated having to give up and restart a level, but one slip was all it might take to ruin his solution, especially since the things he could push—both the Emerald Framers and the eggs—could only be pushed and not pulled.

Unfortunately, on this new level there were plenty of hazards and monsters placed in such a way as to render it nearly impossible for him to grab all the hearts and get to the chest before he got killed (again). Well, Emil knew that there was a solution; he just had to figure it out, and he would—eventually. He really wished Lalli could be here to help him, though…

Spoiler: IV: Rowan or Birch • show
The lava Lalligi had to cross was almost as red as Reynir’s hair, which reminder of his goal only served to anger Lalligi more. Why were he and Tuurio the ones who always had to go and rescue Reynir? There was just no rhyme or reason to it, but that felt like it was part of another story, so Lalligi ignored it and pressed on.

There it was: the drawbridge and the Boss Enemy that Lalligi had been expecting to find for the last five minutes now! Spitting fireballs as quickly as he could, Lalligi jumped to avoid the bursts of flame the King of the Koopas was sending his way. Now that he thought about it, Lalligi had to admit that the fact that both he and his opponent used fire but could still be hurt by it was highly ironic.

Lalligi felt his guts tighten: the Bowser avatar had gone down too easily by far for it to have been anything but an avatar, and behind it was only a small mushroom figure. Lalligi grabbed the ax and brought the drawbridge down to officially clear the stage, but his guts stayed knotted with dread. Before the little mushroom figure spoke, Lalligi knew what he would say: “Thank you, Lalligi! But our princess is in another castle!”

Princess Reynir Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom and the long red braid was so annoying that sometimes Lalligi didn’t want him to be rescued. Even so, he knew he’d have to go on trying; just because the fight was hopeless didn’t mean you could just quit. “Stupid Reynir,” he muttered, already girding himself for the challenges the next world would bring.

Reynir almost dropped his controller, his head automatically moving from side to side. Hadn’t someone just called him? Or had it been his imagination? He shook his head in confusion…

Spoiler: V: Hunting and/or Game • show
The hunt was on.

Sigrun gripped her pistol with the fierce intensity that meant that, while she knew that this was “just a game”, she wasn’t kidding around anymore. A lifetime’s practice at staying silent kept her from growling aloud, but anyone who looked at her would know that she was outright snarling inside. Carefully not looking at her, Reynir swallowed hard, but when the duck flew out from the brush, his thumb automatically played back and forth across the arrow keys, sending Sigrun’s prey in wild, spasmodic turns back and forth and up and down across the screen as she tried to blast it down.

“Oh, duck,” Reynir said. It was going to get away: Sigrun had missed her last shot for the round. He headed the miscreant avian to the top of the screen and off to whatever “freedom” a computer sprite could have when it left the game.

Reynir hated what was coming next almost as much as Sigrun obviously did; he considered it highly unsporting of Mikkel. But there was nothing he could do to stop it except to let Sigrun win, and she’d be even more infuriated than she already was if he took it easy on her. Sometimes, you just couldn’t win, no matter what you did.

A moment later, Mikkel popped up from the brush, put one paw over his mouth, and slowly slipped back under cover, his silly giggle making his ears flop rhythmically. Reynir was glad that he couldn’t understand what Sigrun yelled back at him, as it was most likely obscene enough to turn his hair white.

Fortunately, Sigrun had hit enough times to pass the stage, and there was another stage to go before the game was over; maybe Sigrun wouldn’t end up killing both Mikkel and Reynir if she couldn’t shoot the ducks…

Spoiler: VI: Reality Ensues (Maybe) • show
Lallio had finally reached the end of his quest, and successfully rescued Princess Reynir! That would show Tuurigi who was the greatest plumber of them all!

Lalli shook his head, suddenly confused. Wait… Tuuri was dead... wasn’t she? He looked around, his confusion growing by the second. Why was he in this weird blocky place, anyway? And where was Onni? Where was Emil? Where were any of them?

Lalli heard the kade laugh from somewhere that felt like it was outside of where he was, in some way that Lalli just couldn’t describe. Lalli gathered his every bit of strength and stubbornness into one terrific blow, a monumental push born of his need to get out from wherever he was, aiming it at where he thought the kade was—

—And found that he was somewhere else entirely. It was another weird, blocky place, but a completely different weird, blocky place than any level he’d played through thus far.

He was not alone, either. The figure before him was even weirder than everything else around him was: a fuzzy blue ball with two eyes, two legs, and two arms. Somehow, though, the ridiculous figure felt familiar.

“Oh, hey, Lala—I mean, Lalli.” The voice was Emil’s. Of course it was Emil’s. “What are you doing here? I thought this was supposed to be a one-player game.”

“Trying to get free of—our enemy,” Lalli replied, a bit cagily. He wasn’t sure how deeply Emil was still under the kade’s enchantment, so he’d have to be cautious until he knew what he had to work with.

“Well, we still need to push some Emerald Framers around so that those Medusas don’t kill us before we open the chest; that’s how we solve this level.” Emil gestured at some weird purple things in one area of the screen.

The music was starting to annoy Lalli; it must have shown on his face, because Emil said, “Yeah, it doesn’t change until you solve the level or die.”

Emil grabbed the pearl from the chest, and all the monsters disappeared. At the same time, a stairwell opened partway across the screen.

Emil and Lalli scrambled over to their escape route…

Spoiler: Authorial Notes • show
Just in case it wasn’t painfully obvious, before this story opened, the kade imprisoned the crew in re-creations of classic NES games: Lalli and Tuuri in Super Mario Brothers; Sigrun, Mikkel and Reynir in Duck Hunt; and Emil in The Adventures of Lolo. Where’s Onni, you ask? Oh, he’s around… somewhere…
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Post by: JoB on April 16, 2021, 02:25:54 AM
Where’s Onni, you ask? Oh, he’s around… somewhere…
If you say so (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golf_(1984_video_game)) ... >:D
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Post by: midwestmutt on April 16, 2021, 10:52:59 AM
As a non-gamer this serves as a quick tutorial for me.
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Post by: Jitter on April 16, 2021, 11:17:54 AM
Oh dear, that was very silly indeed!
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Post by: Mirasol on April 16, 2021, 01:08:16 PM
All the contributions are amazing! Sadly I´m very busy with school-stuff right now so I don´t really have the time to comment on everything individually, but I read them/looked at them all and enjoyed them very much! They really kept my spirits up during the last few days!

(http://i.imgur.com/5kWOnem.png)

(Just to today´s contribution real quick, I think this is quite an interesting premise, all silliness aside! For all we know, original Kade-person could have been someone using gaming as escapism, and the comforting memories come back up whenever a fragment of their former mind comes back. Without even realizing it the Kade may trap their victims inside of these memories in a sort-of desperate attemt to save them with something they remember as good and safe. Am I overthinking this? Most definetly.)

Anyways, I drew a continuation of the last drawing I posted here (I was meaning to fit it to the "outside the known world"-prompt, but then I was crazy-busy yesterday and didn´t have the time to post it. ^^")

(https://i.postimg.cc/CLnKH1qM/hair-Mystery-Mirasol.jpg)

(Characters are all from my story-contribution. From left to right: Ailikki, Tuovi, Ragna, Maarika)

Ok then, I´ll just leave this here. See you the next time I take a studying-break! :'D
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Post by: Vulpes on April 16, 2021, 02:47:27 PM
I'm just familiar enough with video games to follow that - what a wonderfully unhinged idea... one might even call it Looney!  :'D

Mirasol, I like your idea that the "core" person of the kade was a gamer. Nice drawing, too! Ragna's expression is particularly spot-on.
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Post by: wavewright62 on April 16, 2021, 06:03:07 PM
My experience with video games is pretty much confined to early 80s arcade games, including my favourite, Centipede (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centipede_(video_game))!  That one featured critters cruising down the screen, turning on.... mushrooms!  I thought that one might make an appearance due to the prompt, but it doesn't fit with the other games.  Not that the story suffers, it's fun even if I'm not au fait with the games themselves!
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Post by: thegreyarea on April 16, 2021, 08:18:22 PM
Róisín, Maglor and LooNEY_DAC, really amazing stories! Each amazing on its own way! I've been really busy and it's late, so I'll comment more tomorrow. I'm delighted with so much talent!

And speaking about talent, another great drawing, Mirasol!
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Post by: wavewright62 on April 17, 2021, 01:53:23 AM
Day 22: (How to catch) Hallavanahka

All right, class, enough games, it's time to swot up on the history of the events of Y91 with a journal review.  Today's article of interest is brought to us by Vulpes, who has kindly shared with us Aarne Kettu's fine research and overview on the above topic.


(https://i.imgur.com/ON48SG4.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/WMaPpxj.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/GkKrutx.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Gq2oNyT.jpg)
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Post by: Grade E cat on April 17, 2021, 02:52:56 AM
Always onbard for fictional scientific journal articles. What's left of the headcanon factory churned out the idea that one of the first people to read the journal after it was found just happend to be named Håkan also.
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Post by: Jitter on April 17, 2021, 01:21:37 PM
Ooh Vulpes, this is perfection! I especially love the way you made it to look like I journal article too!

May I ask what do you reckon prompted someone to write a 500-page book about the expedition as early as Y95? Did the slaying of both the Kade and Surma (as well as the bears) lead to significant area gains immediately upon their return?
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Post by: Sevseres on April 17, 2021, 02:24:49 PM
Vulpes this is great. It was somehow really refreshing to read in the break I took from writing my lab report. It’s always fun to think about how our silly crew could become cherished folk heroes!

All the contributions have been super lovely. I love how creative this community is.
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Post by: Vulpes on April 17, 2021, 04:09:27 PM
Thanks for the kind words, folks!

Ooh Vulpes, this is perfection! I especially love the way you made it to look like I journal article too!

May I ask what do you reckon prompted someone to write a 500-page book about the expedition as early as Y95? Did the slaying of both the Kade and Surma (as well as the bears) lead to significant area gains immediately upon their return?

Glad you like the journal formatting - I know that very few people will be familiar with the look, but I couldn't resist for the amusement of those who are! I've probably mixed science and arts journal conventions in things like the reference format, but I realised that I was waaaay overthinking it and didn't go looking at actual history journals.

I figured that if nothing else, Sigrun (and Emil) would trumpet their success far and wide, so of course someone would write about it!  :))  Also, getting rid of a kade and Surma would considerably reduce the danger (assuming no other similar horrors) so it would probably lead to attempts to reclaim some land or at least an improvement in conditions in the small settlements close to where the kade and Surma were plying their trade. As for 500 pages... well, academics do like to go on and on...  ::)
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Post by: catbirds on April 17, 2021, 04:41:29 PM
Vulpes, wow!! You've formatted it exactly like the academic reports of my nightmares :'D I'm kidding, I'm kidding! Poor Emil's diary, but I would never have thought to make an academic paper out of a story so this was an awesome idea :)

Mirasol, I love your characters and their warmer, brownish clothing designs!!

LooNEY_Dac, my stomach hurts from laughing at the absurdity of what's going on here (in a good way)! It reads like a concept from my middle school imagination, but even funnier because the poor crew is stuck in these games. Sigrun seems in her element somewhat, though.

Roisin, I love the ending of your story, and I also think quolls are very cute now :)

MollyVampiric, you animated this so well! The colour contrast... :OOOOOO
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Post by: Crumpite on April 17, 2021, 10:07:32 PM
Vulpes,
That was unexpected and wonderful !
You really captured the look and feel of a scientific journal !
I'm still laughing 😆 
All our heroes were perfectly in character too.
A very original take on it...
Such talent here, it's amazing.
Thanks 🐿🦆🐿🦆
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Post by: wavewright62 on April 18, 2021, 01:33:44 AM
Day 23:  (How to catch) Kusiaistennuolija

Brand-spanking-newbie madumb puts forward a welcome contribution to our collection, and (as you have probably already seen, since it's far more eye-catching than my text!) it's a doozy! 


(https://64.media.tumblr.com/0fdd0f3bc0e3a471fd956b7225c765f7/7e39ad8040f9e78c-7b/s1280x1920/055f51b28dc4e252174d5ef10381bef80a193754.jpg)
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/a0f91f7bbe11fe11669571f7db4e2fba/7e39ad8040f9e78c-30/s1280x1920/21c8a0a06f95b3943a5b9a8147523c0370e45703.jpg)
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/693dfc5092b51b020e2b277bbbd82869/7e39ad8040f9e78c-bc/s1280x1920/0532a3e85dff6623a8390085c6df0065650778ad.jpg)
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/e47a1692b53c287562c36aaa6761ee6e/7e39ad8040f9e78c-e0/s1280x1920/20355696b31d307b43b527405674fb604d74f0ae.jpg)
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/f397dd94351473205b487a0a8da62d6c/7e39ad8040f9e78c-b9/s1280x1920/538c508871df3fc5007f21cc64281814b68f81bc.jpg)
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/6176e448393d81e8778f53bf25a484f7/7e39ad8040f9e78c-e8/s1280x1920/cbc5e1535173e8b4abc54765c608926c09d6a3ca.jpg)

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Post by: JoB on April 18, 2021, 02:04:54 AM
I've probably mixed science and arts journal conventions in things like the reference format, but I realised that I was waaaay overthinking it and didn't go looking at actual history journals.
As a former academic¹ I fondly² remember having to reformat the references section of a paper so as to match the style guide of whatever journal / conference I was going to submit it to, because of course the differences would go beyond what automated means³ could cover.

Historians of today would AFAIK insist on having years given in four digits and with an acronym pinpointing the calendar used, but the post-Rash ones can reasonably be expected to have a different approach in that respect, especially if the events discussed are post-Rash, too.

¹ Math / CS
² Irony, n., a major ingredient used by authors to steel themselves for upcoming interactions with editors
³ e.g., BibTeX (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BibTeX)
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Post by: Róisín on April 18, 2021, 07:01:54 AM
Madumb, Mirasol, Vulpes and Looney, those are all wonderful! And Vulpes, I am much amused by the academic citations!
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Post by: thegreyarea on April 18, 2021, 07:30:08 AM
Vulpes, it's extraordinary! Every bit!
I'm on my phone now so more later, but I must Must MUST read "The truth about Trifolium repens"! :)

Madumb, great story! That bear looks much more terrifying in your hands! May this be the first of many contributions from you!
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Post by: Vulpes on April 18, 2021, 12:18:42 PM
Vulpes, wow!! You've formatted it exactly like the academic reports of my nightmares :'D I'm kidding, I'm kidding! Poor Emil's diary, but I would never have thought to make an academic paper out of a story so this was an awesome idea :)

Credit where credit is due - JoB's story had "citations" (links to relevant web pages) which put me thinking in that direction. As it was, I was struggling to finish it, and had already been through two completely different approaches.

Vulpes,
That was unexpected and wonderful !
You really captured the look and feel of a scientific journal !
I'm still laughing 😆 

Excellent! Laughter was the goal... but it is a collection of rather obscure jokes, so I wasn't sure if it would be effective. Glad some hit the mark.  :))

As a former academic¹ I fondly² remember having to reformat the references section of a paper so as to match the style guide of whatever journal / conference I was going to submit it to, because of course the differences would go beyond what automated means³ could cover.

Biology is terrible that way! Every gosh-darn journal has a slightly different reference format... bane of my existence. I've only briefly explored automatic formatting, and it didn't work properly so I gave up.

Madumb, Mirasol, Vulpes and Looney, those are all wonderful! And Vulpes, I am much amused by the academic citations!

I'm glad you enjoyed them! I had a lot of fun inventing them.

I'm on my phone now so more later, but I must Must MUST read "The truth about Trifolium repens"! :)

It's a great piece of investigative journalism. That Rakel is a brilliant writer.  ;)

madumb, that's awesome! Brought back memories of summer camp, singing that song - luckily none of the campers came that close to being eaten.  :haw:
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Post by: Jitter on April 18, 2021, 05:18:26 PM
Madumb, what a great first contribution! Thank you! May there be many more!

And with this, it’s become Monday here in Finland and the break is over! Thank you each and every one for the comtributions and comments! Despite the... circumstances, we did well again!

The rumor has it there’s still one bear beast on the loose! Let’s hope Mielikki smiles upon us and someone catches it!
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Post by: Róisín on April 18, 2021, 05:40:47 PM
It has been great! Thank you to the organisers!
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Post by: Sevseres on April 18, 2021, 05:43:34 PM
Day 24: (How to catch) Pöppö

Sometimes one must stand up for the dirty work even when no one else dares to. I only claimed this last prompt, but a mysterious hunter had a more stressful issue with the same beast. I'm posting early since I have to go to sleep, and it seems the new chapter has just started too, yay! Thank you all who organized the break and contributed. It's been a lot of fun!


"Come over here!" The mage shouted as she took cover in the gap under a large rock. "No point of running, that bear is fast!"

It sure was. They hid in the gap, trying to steady their breath. They both had thought this to be an easy kill. But Pöppö was ferocious. Even with those jiggly meat sacks it had instead of any sensory organs, it was perfectly aware of everything. And it was so angry. Maybe at that last party who left it to rot instead of releasing its spirit? The hunter didn't care at this point, she only knew that she had to get both of them out of this alive. She peeked at her companion, hastily trying to draw a protection rune with shaking hands. They could hear the beast running. It was making disgusting, wet sounds that would make anyone feel sick in their stomachs. It ran straight past their rock and the hunter relaxed a little, but soon it stopped and ran back. It went back and forth around the rock. Searching. Not long after, the sound became terribly close. Pöppö made a growling, wheezing sound. My gods, the hunter thought in terror, it is standing on the rock, isn't it?

"I'll do plan B" the hunter whispered.

"Wha...?! N--no!" the mage whispered back, horrified. "You know how inhumane that plan is..."

"There's nothing else left to do."

"No, you-- we can't! This is not the way we were taught. And what if it doesn't work? It will get you right away. No... I can get us out-- I can-"

The hunter shushed the mage. Even if it didn't work, and gods knew that she even kind of wish it didn't, she could distract the beast. She could save the mage.

"Stay here." was her last words to her, she tried to look strong and held her breath. It was a horrible plan. Even if it worked, she knew the mage would not look her the same way again. She would have become a ruthless, remorseless killer. And the mage too would leave her, realizing there is no good in her.

She hopped onto the rock and stood up, face to face with the bear. The bear stood up, ugly and ready to attack. The hunter gathered all her determination and shouted her heart out.

"Noone wanted you for the chapter break filler!"

The bear froze for a second. A loud noise followed. That dry, unmistakable CRACK. The bear loosely raised its paw towards its chest. Whining, the heavy body fell down the rock, dead of a broken heart.

The hunter stood on the top of the rock, gazing at the lifeless body. She couldn't gather the courage to face the mage. What could she have said to her? What words would a monster speak?

Before she could continue, she felt the touch of the mage surrounding her. "I am so proud of you" the soft voice spoke. Shyly, the hunter hugged her back. They both cried a little, but it was okay, for they were the tears of joy.

And they lived happily ever after.
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Post by: Róisín on April 18, 2021, 07:26:57 PM
Sevseres, what a powerful ending!
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Post by: wavewright62 on April 18, 2021, 10:48:01 PM
I laughed, I cried.  The truth is truly stranger than fiction, and as poignant. 

May I also take this moment to thank all of our contributors for the break event.  You are all awesome.
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Post by: catbirds on April 19, 2021, 02:45:49 AM
What a heartfelt end to this chapter break!

madumb, I love how chipper these three look :) To me, it reads like a fast-paced comedy manga, down to the expressions and all. Not sure if that's what you intended, but I think it's great!

Sevseres, I did not expect that punchline at all! This must be the most potent of all spells. Thank you for this short and sweet end to the chapter break.
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Post by: Jitter on April 19, 2021, 08:31:17 AM
Oh no sevseres! Poor Pöppö! What a horrible way to go!

At least the mage is there to send it off properly!
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Post by: Vulpes on April 19, 2021, 12:06:52 PM
Hah! Sevseres, that's brilliant! A wonderful end to a great chapter break - thanks to all the contributors, and our intrepid organizers for keeping things on track.
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Post by: thegreyarea on April 19, 2021, 12:26:20 PM
sevseres, another great work! Bravo! And I love when the fourth wall is breached!

Sorry for not commenting more now, but I'm a bit busy. Congratulations to all our wonderful contributors and commenters, and thanks for making another extraordinay break filler!
I'm proud to be in your company!
_____________________________________________

We left it to rot
One brave faced the beast and won
Found our happy end!

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Post by: Mirasol on April 19, 2021, 02:49:58 PM
This has been a wonderful chapter-break-filler (as always of course ;))!

Vulpes, I love the serious formating of a silly story! (Also, he-he, I´m a reference! :'D I apparently wrote 60 pages on the topic... hm-yeah, seems acurate to my usual habit of overly-detailed-describing-everything.)

madumb, this was so cool! Welcome to the forum, may you have fun here! (And of course share more of your works if you want to.)

And Sevseres, this really got a laugh out of me! I came expecting drama, and the twist was everything! :'D Poor Pöppö!

And a very nice Haiku-ending to this amazing filler, Grey!

I´ll add to the many thank yous to all the people who contributed here, this filler really made all the studying I currently have to do a little better, and all the contributions were so good!!! And thank you so much to our wonderful organizers as well!!! Events like these always make me so grateful to have found this community! :))
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Post by: madumb on April 19, 2021, 04:51:03 PM
Soul regained +50 HP

What a terrifically creative place to dwell \o/
I smiled and sniffled and laughed and shuddered and awwwed and how all these are so bear-derful.

♪ An enchanted moment, and it sees me through ♫
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Post by: Annuil on April 19, 2021, 11:38:22 PM
I feel extremely guilty for not showing up here sooner! You guys are just heroes! You kept us joyous during this chapter break and ended you kept lighting up my days! We survived! We live! Thank you all for this amazing opportunity to read the writings and to enjoy the art, to smile or sry at something everyday!
Tak så mycket! Kiitos paljon! þakka þér kærlega fyrir! Tusen takk! Mange tak!
And here’s my Emil from one of the previous Chapter Breaks, thanking you all, amazing people, who managed to get through when things were tough (and this indeed was a tough Chapter Break, especially the begging of it).  :emil:
https://1drv.ms/u/s!AsSnHPIBASO_pj1IM6bvsj48vZ_l
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Post by: Alkia on April 20, 2021, 09:30:35 AM
Pfff Sevseres, what a wonderful way to end the chapter break!!! Comedy AND a sweet ending, I love it  XoX

Another big THANK YOUUU for everyone who made this chapter break possible, organizers and contributors!!!! I remember the olden days when in chapter breaks we could do nothing but wait for the comic to return, but now I sort of look forward to each break because of the outpouring of creativity and loveliness it brings about  :)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 20, 2021, 10:18:40 AM
Vulpes, I love the serious formating of a silly story! (Also, he-he, I´m a reference! :'D I apparently wrote 60 pages on the topic... hm-yeah, seems acurate to my usual habit of overly-detailed-describing-everything.)

Eee, you noticed!  :))
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 20, 2021, 06:06:24 PM
Vulpes, I didn’t notice until now. Perhaps because you put Rakel in as P. Valgeirsdottir! I suddenly realized you referred to her a few posts ago :)

Also I frankly forgot her patronym was Valgeirsdottir. These are not family names like Jane Smith is Ms Smith, Rakel would be Ms Rakel if the honorific were needed. Or Dr Rakel, if she didn’t run off to Finland to live with some mages and whatnots. But this was a reference in a Finnish journal and we don’t have the same practice so the mistake is the article author’s and not yours.

Fun fact: the family name of the author of the article, Kettu, is Finnish for fox (Vulpes vulpes)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 21, 2021, 11:59:14 AM
Vulpes, I didn’t notice until now. Perhaps because you put Rakel in as P. Valgeirsdottir! I suddenly realized you referred to her a few posts ago :)

Also I frankly forgot her patronym was Valgeirsdottir. These are not family names like Jane Smith is Ms Smith, Rakel would be Ms Rakel if the honorific were needed. Or Dr Rakel, if she didn’t run off to Finland to live with some mages and whatnots. But this was a reference in a Finnish journal and we don’t have the same practice so the mistake is the article author’s and not yours.

Fun fact: the family name of the author of the article, Kettu, is Finnish for fox (Vulpes vulpes)

 :'D  Oh, alphabet, why are you so difficult?  :'D
P, R - they're close, they differ by one little line, of course my brain made me choose the wrong one!

I'd forgotten about the different usage of names in Iceland. In English-language journals, I've definitely seen various -sons and -dottirs, so it's the usual thing of imposing our norms on others.

Indeed, I chose the name Kettu for that reason! So the article is by a fox (A. Fox).  :))
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Jitter on April 21, 2021, 06:14:25 PM

Indeed, I chose the name Kettu for that reason! So the article is by a fox (A. Fox).  :))

Oh I was sure you knew, it was to inform some others who probably didn’t. I didn’t notice thw A Fox though :)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 21, 2021, 06:53:24 PM
Oh I was sure you knew, it was to inform some others who probably didn’t. I didn’t notice thw A Fox though :)

Hah, thanks, I just assumed that only a few people would get it!  :'D
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 21, 2021, 08:10:51 PM
I thought it was subtle and funny.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Vulpes on April 22, 2021, 05:33:21 PM
I thought it was subtle and funny.

Thanks! I figured you'd catch the subtleties. Glad you enjoyed.  :D
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Keep Looking on April 25, 2021, 12:03:23 AM
I just took the time to read through the whole chapter break filler (I was, at times, feeling quite overwhelmed during its duration, and thus wasn't able to keep up with all the new additions as they arrived) and I really enjoyed it.  I'd have to put Vulpe's entry for day 22 as my favourite - it definitely made me laugh, and also looked quite convincingly like a reputable academic article, references and all. Sevseres's entry for prompt no. 24 also made me laugh. What a tragic blow to that poor bear's self-esteem.

Thank you so much to Wave, Jitter, Grey and everybody else who's been keeping the chapter break fillers alive when I haven't been able to (and especially to Wave for posting the entries!), and to everybody who made all these wonderful works!

Side note: I listened to the Cosmo Sheldrake music with the birdsong, and it was lovely - I continued listening to their other songs while reading through the thread.

(Also, and this is from right at the start of the thread, the discussion on birds singing at night has reminded me of many camping trips where I'd wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of magpies warbling in the darkness. Apparently 3 am is a great time for them to present their songs. Although usually I don't object to waking up during the night when camping in the bush, it means I can go outside and look at the stars all glittering, and the air always has this feeling to it that's just. Fresh. Good.)
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 25, 2021, 12:40:45 AM
Keep Looking, I also love to be in the bush at night. For one thing my poor vision works a bit better without the glare. And the night birds are a great way to keep track of what is going on around you. There are some such as magpies, wrens and wagtails that regularly sing in the small hours of the morning, as well as the nocturnal birds such as owls, mopokes and nightjars. Many have specific warning songs for danger, something odd happening, or things moving about, and if you learn a few of their query notes you can ask and be answered.
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: JoB on April 25, 2021, 04:40:06 AM
For one thing my poor vision works a bit better without the glare.
Spoiler: (saaaaayyy ... • show

... with all the off-topic posting I'm doing lately, wouldn't it be easier to have everyone have a "hide/show JoB's posts at all" button?)

That surprises me a bit, because, generally speaking, vision ought to be better the more light there is, as the pupil will turn smaller and less of the cornea's surface with its imperfections gets into the way of one's perception ... ? I can vouch that a lot of my "I'll have to get new glasses sometime" problems¹ can be temporarily solved Goethe's way (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Wolfgang_von_Goethe#Death) ...

¹ Being a diabetic with a not-quite-stable blood glucose level, which directly influences vision, that's sort of a perpetual mantra for me :(
Title: Re: Chapter Break Filler - Does a Bear REDACTED in the Woods?
Post by: Róisín on April 25, 2021, 07:38:49 AM
I know that is theoretically so. But glare and overly bright sunlight always bothered me, even before my eyes were damaged by a chemical burn, and my night vision seems always to have been better than that of most people. There is also the problem that several things apart from the old chemical burns are going on with my eyes: I was somewhat short-sighted as a young woman, and wore glasses from my early teens and on. Then my distance vision began to fade to the point where eventually I had to give up my driver’s licence. Plus I am just plain old, turned 83 in early April. My husband teases me that I am obviously designed to be nocturnal in a cold climate.