Bad puns are life. That's actually how I flirt with people, just sending them bad puns because how else are you supposed to flirt ?? Besides, it's fair that they know right from the start how horrible and lame I am.
Some of my favorites are: the best way to defeat your enemies is to chop their feet off.
Two TV antennas got married. The wedding itself wasn't that great but the reception was amazing.
An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. Their kids weren't much to look at either.
I'd forgotten how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.