Things Team Members Are Not Allowed To Do

[Solokov]

In that case, may I propose a rule for this list? Yeah I know it's just for fun, but the whole "no one ever is ever allowed to play bagpipes and the punishment is near-certain death" thing makes me a little bit uncomfortable, in the "corrupted dictatorship military state executioning everyone who don't agree" sort of way... I suggest that we keep make up funny rules but perhaps leave the punishment for the more severe ones to be decided by an established IC court of law. Lets face it, not even our crazy crew would sign up for an expedition with totally outlandish rules or punishments. Even the military needs to follow the legal systems of their country, and the crew is funded by the government.

Seconded.

[Ragnarok]

In that case, may I propose a rule for this list? Yeah I know it's just for fun, but the whole "no one ever is ever allowed to play bagpipes and the punishment is near-certain death" thing makes me a little bit uncomfortable, in the "corrupted dictatorship military state executioning everyone who don't agree" sort of way... I suggest that we keep make up funny rules but perhaps leave the punishment for the more severe ones to be decided by an established IC court of law. Lets face it, not even our crazy crew would sign up for an expedition with totally outlandish rules or punishments. Even the military needs to follow the legal systems of their country, and the crew is funded by the government.

Thirded. Rule regarding exile is removed.

[Solokov]

Motion to re-establish the no playing of accordians rule with the punishment of having to clean horse stalls on return from an expedition. One stall per note.
#a punishment is not required if 51% of the expedition considers the noises being made to be actual music
#b except in any case where a troll or grossling is attracted by the accordion noises then punishment 2 stalls for every note.

[Ragnarok]

Motion to re-establish the no playing of accordians rule with the punishment of having to clean horse stalls on return from an expedition. One stall per note.
#a punishment is not required if 51% of the expedition considers the noises being made to be actual music
#b except in any case where a troll or grossling is attracted by the accordion noises then punishment 2 stalls for every note.

Only removed part of a rule about bagpipes. Nevertheless, adding these because the thought of it is funny.

[Solokov]

Only removed part of a rule about bagpipes. Nevertheless, adding these because the thought of it is funny.

Accordians.. bagpipes... same thing in the long run. Loud and dangerous noisemakers.

[Ragnarok]

Accordians.. bagpipes... same thing in the long run. Loud and dangerous noisemakers.

True.

[Laufey]

Accordians.. bagpipes... same thing in the long run. Loud and dangerous noisemakers.

But only one of these might mean trouble is swooping upon you very fast.

[Haiz]

But only one of these might mean trouble is swooping upon you very fast.

and only one of them causes mage!haiz to have ptsd-like reactions

[Fauna]

Accordians.. bagpipes... same thing in the long run. Loud and dangerous noisemakers.

But... but they're perfect for troll traps! D:

Or diversion... or hey, who knows, maybe trolls dislike bagpipes as much as you do and you can use 'em as a repellent.. THE BAGPIPE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. THIS RULE IS AN OFFENSE TO SCIENCE.

[Solokov]

I apparently had the edit post window open with this one in it that I forgot to hit save on the one with the bagpipes rule...


Team members are strongly discouraged from attempting to convince team mages and magic adepts that they are still in their particular dreamscapes.

[Ragnarok]

I apparently had the edit post window open with this one in it that I forgot to hit save on the one with the bagpipes rule...


Team members are strongly discouraged from attempting to convince team mages and magic adepts that they are still in their particular dreamscapes.

*stares at spinning top intently*

[Solokov]

*stares at spinning top intently*

I actually got the idea from when Reynir walked facefirst into the side of the cat-tank....but that works too.

[Ragnarok]

The flare gun is not an acceptable prank item.

[princeofdoom]

((Having come back after months? a year? away, I'd like to add one.))

-If a team member is separated from the team in an attack and manages to survive, they should try to return to base as soon as it is safe to do so.
-a. And under no circumstances should they "see how long they can survive the Silent World alone."
-b. Yes, even if you bring back copious amounts of edible berries on your return.

[amaranthineamusement]

On NO occasion is any team member to consider keeping a beast as a "pet". Cuteness of said beast is irrelevant.