Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do

[shaeira]

-Convince everyone that dog skulls are the new IN party hats
-Force everyone to wear the new IN party hats on your birthday

[P__]

these restrictions make me sad. So much stuff in there I want/need to do TT-TT

shaeira:

[shaeira]

these restrictions make me sad. So much stuff in there I want/need to do TT-TT

shaeira:

[Nellie McEnt]

Sing Lalli's spells at a local talent competition

What?! Whyever not?

[Guacamikkel]

- Elongate the "ssss" in any of the wordssss you hear sssspoken
- Add "stay silent!!!!!" whenever anyone says "stand still"
- Attempt to de-hypnotize anyone with stories of your childhood in rural Saimaa
   - Although that would make a great relaxation tape...
- Use a bucket for headwear/companionship
- Let any random stranger you meet in the harbor apply for a job on your ship
- Attempt to create "hair sparkles" with an unwilling participant
   - Or a willing participant
- Accuse your friendly neighborhood cat mage of being an axe murderer
- Lastly, call it "guacamole"
   - You must also begin using the following (which are up for grabs, btw): huevos reyncheros, sigua fresca, tortilallis, emilchiladas, fljarni, kittamales, and tuuritos.
   - (Yes I know it is pronounced "tor-TI-yah" (I grew up eating them constantly and to this day will eat plain tortillas for breakfast, lunch, and dinner gladly) it's just hard to find a Mexican dish with any L's in it when you're up so late and I already used flan for Bjarni, so here ya go)

[Solokov]

-not raid the stores of white phosphorus grenades at work
  -even if no one is quite sure how many there are, or how the afmo got their hands on them
  -not allowed to mark the crate with "in case of trolls" either

[Guacamikkel]

- This might've been said already, but: hide in crates?
- Grow white clover in your garden and tell your neighbors it's coming for them next.
- Grow white clover anywhere that isn't your garden and you don't have permission to grow plants in.
- Actually, maybe just don't grow white clover anywhere outside of its native territory (in parts of Europe, like the British Isles, and central Asia, according to Wikipedia). It's an invasive species, y'all.
- Agree to eat anything containing what the chef themselves admit are "unconventional ingredients", unless in a dire situation.

[Nellie McEnt]

-cry everytime you see a white bird (actually, no. you're totally allowed to do in. in fact, you're practically not allowed not to do that.)
-feed all of your friends squirrel cookies of dubious origin until they get sick of them (or just sick)
-hide in a pillow fort forever and forget to experience the world

[Guacamikkel]

- Pet all the owls.
   - (Actually maybe don't do this, some species can get very aggressive and have been known to seriously injure people)
- Name your cat anything other than some variant of "kitty".
   - Occasionally, "Lalli" makes a reasonable exception.
- Suggest to Sigrun that she sign up for a leadership camp.
- Suggest to Sigrun that she run a leadership camp.
- Steal Mikkel's cookies while he's not looking. Lalli will find you, and he will kill you.
- Burrow into the snow and Bugs-Bunny it in order to catch up to your dinner. It's not going to work, and if you are going for an impression of malice, it's REALLY not going to work.
- Attempt to ride Sleipnope (this might've already been said??).
- Attempt to pet Onni's Luonto. We know from experience that this does not end well.
   - Unless maybe he lets you. We'll see.

[Grade E cat]

- Go to a bookstore selling the SSSS book, make a fake "staff's favorites" card and put it on the display. (For extra funny, be informed that the store in which I found mine uses handwritten cards and that real life me can't fake other people's handwriting to save her life)

[Nellie McEnt]

- put skulls in their personal koi ponds as "decorations"

[JoB]

- put skulls in their personal koi ponds as "decorations"

- urge/blackmail visitors to "donate to the fish" for similar results

[Demopans]

Claim to be an oracle who predicts from dreams

[Windfighter]

-Bid farewell to normals by saying "Butter good"

..wait what am I saying, of course we should do that!

[Grade E cat]

I'm personally avoiding this because my mother and I are on opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to the improvement butter brings to most dishes, and she's the one on the pro-butter team. If I started using the phrase "butter good" as a joke, she'd get confused as hell.