Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do

[Nimphy]

- Tell their English teacher that the correct form is "Most Best"
- Elbow classmates or coworkers in the face to get attention
- Hide in crates
- Leave school to enroll in the Cleansers
- Wear a mask and tell everyone that the Rash will eradicate civilization and Iceland will be the only safe place.
- Sing Lalli's spells at a local talent competition
- Tell everyone who has a bruise on their face that they will get Face Cancer
- Shout "There's the darn fox!" whenever they see an aurora.

[Keeper]

Use

as a rebuttal for any argument

[Piney]

-Do not try to pass off a blowtorch as any type of "cleansing" product.
-Do not shove someone's face into the nearest flat object when you want them to get some sleep.
-Do not tell someone they're a mage if they say they can't remember their dreams.
-Do not try to quarantine your friends/family members if one of them happens to get a rash.
-Do not wear animal skulls as hats, no matter how clean they are.

[Double H]

- Use unwanted guests as troll bait.

[ryagami]

-Train their cats to sniff out trolls.
-Try convincing geneticians that humans should be bred like horses
-Glue saws onto local trains
-Glue extra legs to their dogs
-Collapse bridges and other types of infrastructure
-Stick pencils into their foreheads

[Athena]

-Send a plea to Kuutar to grant moonlight whenever it is cloudy.
-Go to immense amounts of work to show people SSSS reaction images even when they don't really care.
-Say "Perkele" to anyone.
-Call anyone a "Forbannade finnjavel"

[Sadoka]

-Drive a tank. (Because, I mean, "How hard can it be?")
-Make cat candle soup.  Or any type of candle soup, really.
-Raid your local library for "gramophones."
-Smuggle yourself to Denmark, no matter how much you want to see a palm tree. ("Whatever those are.")

-Definitely do not call anyone a Förbannade finnjävel! 

[Noodles]

-Go to immense amounts of work to show people SSSS reaction images even when they don't really care.

hahaha once I was up till like 4am procrastinating and arguing with my friend on gchat about which of us needed to go to bed
and I spent like 20 minutes meticulously screencapping the "SLEEP!" panel from the Dalahasten
and she was just like "you too"
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[Laufey]

-Say "Perkele" to anyone.

I refuse to obey this one, Perkele*!

-Definitely do not call anyone a Förbannade finnjävel! 

Unless the target is Finnish and misbehaving in some Finnish way, then it might well be called for.

*Perkele is an old Finnish god of thunder.

[frenci]

-convince people their face would melt of
-eat all the buns
-be convinced puppy will not cause disasters

[Auleliel]

- Tell their English teacher that the correct form is "Most Best"

- Tell their English students that the correct form is "Most Best".
- Say "Most Best" frequently enough that the other English teachers stop noticing quickly enough to intervene.
- Use correction tape and pens to "fix" the textbooks to include "Most Best" in the section about superlatives.

[Bobriha]

Liksom, not to overuse word "liksom".

[Haiz]

Liksom, not to overuse word "liksom".

this has been a problem my entire life liksom

[shaeira]

-(Accidentally) destroy someones sideview-mirror and throw it to passers-by to avoid blame
- Go "Hee! Hehee hehe-" at a box of explosives (especially in the presence of others)

[Piney]

-If you have an allergy to cats, please refrain from hoarding them to "keep the troll away."
-Do not claim Mora to be the capital of Sweden, especially not during geography class.