YES YES everyone can come to my Super Cool Party at Hell International Airport, and we will celebrate everyone who got promoted!!!
I've got tax free candy (so much toblerone you guys), but you can bring any candy you want! Activities will be baggage carouseling and cart races.
... what kind of party has no booze?
The Haiz kind of airport parties >:]
no seriously, we've got lotsa underage kids here, and I don't like being surrounded by drunk people... last time I attended a party, I had to leave when they started throwing muffins at eachother. Turns out it's much more fun to
hear about parties afterwards, than actually attend them if you're sober (the only other sober kid was talking my head full of conspiracy theories and I could. not. take it anymore)