I hope your politicians at least have a bit more style, because so far our PM has:
- blamed this on a bank doing something because he "doesn't know how these things work"
- "my wife, my wife, my wife"
- locked himself in his car with said wife and called the police to avoid Aftenposten's reporters
- has now gone to hide behind his dad, I'm not kidding
Ah, he's amateur. Here it goes like this:
- blame it on the previous government(s)
- ban the members of non-gov media from everywhere you can be found
- prove that whoever asked the question is an unreliable person; he/she is backed by mysterious, unfriendly powers and there is evidence that their sister's father-in-law's third wife's neighbour's dog walker's cousine dated a communist in 1988.
- anyway, you're not doing any illegal activity; the money you invested in tropical states (which equals the annual budget of a smaller town) was a gift from your hardworking parents to support your growing family
- and why journalists are only asking about these things and withold the news about really important achievements; you've just came from a ribbon cutting ceremony, because two new rubbish bins were installed by the playground of a small village.
That should be on the first page!
Uh, I should probably refrain from posting about politics...
