I would pay good money David Attenborough to say this.
"And here we see the majestic Laufey as she goes about her day... posting on forums... obtaining food... evading the predatory Icelandic Cyclist that haunts her every step"
Good thing I wasn't drinking anything or I would have shot it out of my nose.
Can't say why but in my mental image version of this she's moving around like a stressed-out penguin. Obtaining food=gobbling down raw herring piecemeal.
Look, I - ok, but a majestic penguin. Besides herring is delicious so there.
If you google "stressed-out penguin", this is the first image that you get:
From the horror stories I have heard about Icelandic driving, it seems accurate?
THIS DISCUSSION IS HEADING TO UNCOMFORTABLE DIRECTION.
Btw it's true, Icelanders drive like everywhere is a road and because they're all on jeeps, everywhere pretty much IS a road for them. There's even a saying that you use if someone wonders if it's ok to drive wherever the driver is going, you just ask them "Is this not a jeep?" and go.