On this grey Monday here is a song about not wanting to go to work:
a quick and raw translation:
(there are some mock-English in the original lirics)
What would you say if I didn’t get out of bed today
so I couldn’t catch the metro at 7.20;
my chocolate roll at Princess* would be cancelled
and the „paper-coffee” wouldn’t spill on me
I don’t want to check in at 8,
to meet the department manager
o nooo (alas), ooo nooo
I don’t want to turn on my PC,
to fumble my smartphone all day
o nooo, o nooo
What would you say if I slack about at home – just for once
I’d watch Homeland,
and stuff myself with popcorn;
I would leave my business-look
in the wardrobe,
I’d pull my tracksuit pants
up to my armpits
I don’t want to check the agenda-book
to meet the team in the building
o noo, o noo
I don’t want to run around all day,
to fill my mind with data, o no
What would you say if today
I finally relaxed a little
I’d play with ducks in the hot tub
then I’d take out my illegal super airgun
and shoot pigeons, yes my dear!
I need some time
to hug my teddy bear while rolling on the floor
I have enough of the stress and nerve-racking;
Do-everythingness freezes up my system
I don’t want today, I don’t want today, no no no
I don't want today...
*Princess is a bakery chain at metro stations, Chocolate roll (kakaós csiga) is a beloved pastry of ours.
it's larger than Swedish cinnamos rolls