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[Satakieli]

Pg 378

"Cattank That You Used To Know"
from "Somebody That I Used To Know"

Duet: Tuuri and Cattank

Cattank:
Now and then I think of when my nose was longer
Like when you bashed it in with a three-point reverse of death
Everyone got sick even Lalli
But still you're driving so all right by me
And that was love and it's an ache I still remember

Tuuri:
You can get addicted to a certain kind of driving
Like hitting bumper to bumper, sometimes the rearend
So when we found that we could still drive on
You said that the driver's manual would help make amends
But I'll admit that I wasn't glad to read it over

Cattank:
But you didn't have to smash my nose
Can't make it out like it never happened with your awful drivin'
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a humvee and that feels so rough
No you didn't have to drift so low
Have your cousin map out your whole route throughout Death Canyon
I guess I don't need that headlight though
Now I'm not the cattank that you used to know.

Now I'm not the cattank that you used to know! (x2)

Cattank:
Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
Drivin' into concrete or something you did not see
But I don't wanna ride that way, cruisin' into every place you say,
Sigrun said she couldn't take the wheel, but I wonder if it would be any worse than how I already feel!

Cattank:
But you didn't have to smash my nose
Can't make it out like it never happened with your awful drivin'
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a humvee and that feels so rough
No you didn't have to drift so low
Have your cousin map out your whole route throughout Death Canyon
I guess I don't need that headlight though
Now I'm not the cattank that you used to know.

Now I'm not the cattank that you used to know! (etc.)

//All right, so I'm not used to singing that low, and not really that high either, but here's my attempt at a one-(wo)man job of duetting   Someone else can make a nicer recording eventually. Or else I'll try to create a permalink, since Vocaroo doesn't allow for storage of files for too long.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14onkAPG9fq


Another edit: ...And apparently Vocaroo cut off the last part. But you get the point... I'll try uploading AGAIN later.

[DB (f.k.a. DaveBro)]

Overcrowded Cat-Tank Blues
(c) 2015 by DaveBro
ttto "Overflowing Cat-Box Blues"
Dr. Jane Robinson, 1999

First I must mention
Checking track tension:
So you can reliably roll. (Be careful!)
You won’t make it back
If I throw a track
Whilst running away from a troll!
I ask you, check once a day,
Is it too much to pay?
To ensure I remain of good use;
I got those not enough benches,
Not enough Wrenches,*
Over-crowded Cat-Tank blues.

What’s a Track got to do
To get a good crew
One that simply knows what they’re about? (Oh, tell it!)
That knows how hard it can be
To avoid crashing me
Bury ‘n’ bruisin’ my snout (Ouch!)
It was just by a smidge
We got clear of the bridge (twice!)
Who knew what a lone Track could do?
I’ve got those please just desert me
No more should you hurt me
over-crowded Cat-Tank blues.

So hey, tell me wherefore
Someone hides my door
Sometimes it just changes its side.
You know, nit-picking and griping,
Pointing, and typing
Works, but can ding Minna's pride;
So I am resigned
To a fluid design,
For the sake of the story and crew;
I got those "Turned all about,
Trying to go in or out”...
Over-crowded Cat-Tank blues.

As any can see
I was built to sleep three
But these guys just crammed in 2 more
(how gauche!)
Straight on my deck
Like some old “rent-a-wreck”
I must say that the planning seems poor!
Now the 6th lanky form
Will not fit in the dorm
So the hallway will just have to do
(Really!)
I’ve got the sleeping with no style
Practically dog-piled
Over-crowded Cat-Tank blues.

*"Wrench" = mechanic

[Sunflower]

Pg 378

"Cattank That You Used To Know"
from "Somebody That I Used To Know"

Duet: Tuuri and Cattank

//All right, so I'm not used to singing that low, and not really that high either, but here's my attempt at a one-(wo)man job of duetting   Someone else can make a nicer recording eventually. Or else I'll try to create a permalink, since Vocaroo doesn't allow for storage of files for too long.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14onkAPG9fq


Another edit: ...And apparently Vocaroo cut off the last part. But you get the point... I'll try uploading AGAIN later.

That's brilliant!  Where'd you get the backing track -- is it for karaoke? 
Maybe you can upload the musical version to the Minnion Performances thread.  Everyone deserves to hear it!   

[ParanormalAndroid]

[deletia]

ELLIOTT SMITH!
Nobody's ever heard of Elliott Smith! Great choice! Great song!

[Rosepieces]

Pg 378

"Cattank That You Used To Know"
from "Somebody That I Used To Know"

Duet: Tuuri and Cattank

//All right, so I'm not used to singing that low, and not really that high either, but here's my attempt at a one-(wo)man job of duetting   Someone else can make a nicer recording eventually. Or else I'll try to create a permalink, since Vocaroo doesn't allow for storage of files for too long.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14onkAPG9fq

OMG SO AWESOME! I may try to record some of mine... at least the ones I can actually do. I think I'd feel strange doing The Silent World as it's a Sigrun/Tuuri duet and I'm a guy

Maybe I'll try Gotta Go and Dog That's a Spider...

[Rosepieces]

Mrrrrrrrr (parody of Hey, Brother by Aviici)

Hey, scout team, there's an error made early one morning
Oh, brother, this whole scout team is a one-word wonder
Oh, when the trolls come rushing out for you
It's cuz of something that you didn't do

Hey Tuuri, where did Lalli go? I bet he's hungry
Hey Lalli, we know that it was you definitely
Oh, when the trolls come rushing out for you
It's cuz of something that you didn't do

mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Now that you're far from home
Oh, Lalli, you've a job to do
Although you've lost it all
Your cousin, she will help you out
Oh, when the trolls come rushing out for you
It's cuz of something that you didn't do

Hey, scout team, there's an error made early one morning
Hey Lalli, we know that it was you definitely
Oh, when the trolls come rushing out for you
It's cuz of something that you didn't do

mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Now that you're far from home
Oh, Lalli, you've a job to do
Although you've lost it all
Your cousin, she will help you out
Oh, when the trolls come rushing out for you
It's cuz of something that you didn't do

[Rosepieces]

Okay... I went and did it. I recorded. I'm not proud of it, but you are your own worst critic, right? I used Soundcloud to host. If anyone knows of a better option lemme know!

Me - Gotta Go

[Sunflower]

Okay... I went and did it. I recorded. I'm not proud of it, but you are your own worst critic, right? I used Soundcloud to host. If anyone knows of a better option lemme know!

Me - Gotta Go

Oh, that's wonderful!  Great lyrics, and the vocal quality is better than I've heard at most karaoke sessions.  (Besides, that's about where I picture Reynir's vocal range, though he might be a smidge higher/more youthful.)

Are your words posted anywhere? 

[Rosepieces]

Oh, that's wonderful!  Great lyrics, and the vocal quality is better than I've heard at most karaoke sessions.  (Besides, that's about where I picture Reynir's vocal range, though he might be a smidge higher/more youthful.)

Are your words posted anywhere?

Thank you. I just grabbed audio from a karaoke version on youtube and used my headset.
The lyrics are posted in this thread, and on my creativity blog, as well as all my other parodies!

[LooNEY_DAC]

Pg 392

“Through the Ruined City”
from “Eleanor Rigby”
by the Beatles

Oh, running through the ruined city
Oh, running through the ruined city

Determined Lalli
Runs through the snow
And the cold
In the dregs of the day
Finding a way

All of the dead ends
Pushing him on
Past the wrecks
That are blocking the streets
Boy, is he fleet

Through the ruined city
The scout will find a way
Through the ruined city
Though it takes him all day

Reluctant Tuuri
Follows the path
That he marked
To a dark alleyway
What can she say?

She’d rather go back
But Sigrun says
An attack
Comes with ev’ry retreat
Like a defeat

Through the ruined city
The scout will find a way
Through the ruined city
Though it takes him all day

Oh, running through the ruined city
Oh, running through the ruined city

Determined Lalli
Blocked at each turn
But he can’t
Just give up and have done
So on he runs

He doesn’t fail, see
Not since his youth
And a “yes”
That got four people killed
He wasn’t thrilled

Through the ruined city
(Oh, running through the ruined city)
The scout will find a way
Through the ruined city
(Oh, running through the ruined city)
Though it takes him all day

[LooNEY_DAC]

Pg 396

“Invoking Luonto”
from “Phantom’s Theme (Beauty and the Beast)”
by Paul Williams

Half asleep I make a choice
For the sake of those behind
For no other way can I see
I cannot fail this path to find

To work it out I call him in
My companion spirit closer than a friend
My one steadfast, sturdy guardian
Never wavering in fierceness or in power
Come and aid me in this hour

Invocations now I cast
My Luonto calling in
Companion of my darkest heart
A spirit mightier than men

To work it out I call him in
My companion spirit closer than a friend
My one steadfast, sturdy guardian
Never wavering in fierceness or in power
Come and aid me in this hour

A Tale of Lalli and the Lynx
My companion true
The singer of my spell-craft
Normally silent as the sphinx
I’ve been down the road
And I’ve seen its turnings
Seen my weapons burning
Down to their hafts

Through this building we’ll parade
For no other way I see
So I must test this meat-pod crowd
But it is surely beyond me

To work it out I call him in
My companion spirit closer than a friend
My one steadfast, sturdy guardian
Never wavering in fierceness or in power
Come and aid me in this hour

[LooNEY_DAC]

Oops. Missed one.

Pg 379

"Driving Through the Wreck of Olden Days"
from "Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again"
by A. Lloyd Webber

Once this was a mighty kingdom
Back before the Illness
Now it lies dark and forgotten
Mould'ring in the stillness
Driving through the wreck of Olden Days
Trying to see through the snow
Fighting to stay
On the right way
To get where we must go

Driving past abandoned monuments
Wond'ring who these people were
So long ago
Curse this thick snow
Making me wish for fur
Palace grand and famous gardens
Ancient Danish birthright
Copenhagen, Jewel of Denmark
Target for the good fight

But when they tried
Too many died
Leaving them just to mourn
Driving through the wreck of Olden Days
Now abandoned and forlorn
Yet in this night
We'll shine a light
The veil of Silence torn
Boldly going where no one dare go
Cloaked by winter and shielded by snow
Off to find more books
Off to find more books

[Rosepieces]

Parody of Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

Risin' up, out of the chair
I screwed up, just like last time
People screaming
And they're not gonna stop
But I know we're going to survive

Put on my shoes, and my jacket too
Scout out this abandoned city
I'll find a path to get the cattank through
Up to me to get through this alive

It's the eye of the kitty
Scouting all through the night
Runnin' through the snow banks of
Copenhagen
Running 'round, digging arrows
Lead my team through alright
And I'm watching for dangers with
Eyes of the kitty

Face to face, with sacks of meat
Hangin' there, what is this crap?
Gonna punch it
Show this meat sack who's boss
Oh my god, hope this thing's not alive

It's the eye of the kitty
Scouting all through the night
Runnin' through the snow banks of
Copenhagen
Running 'round, digging arrows
Lead my team through alright
And I'm watching for dangers with
Eyes of the kitty

Gonna do something awesome
Summon a magic kitty
Let the lynx out
Throw its paws everywhere
Paf these sacks, knock them down like a cat

It's the eye of the kitty
Scouting all through the night
Runnin' through the snow banks of
Copenhagen
Running 'round, digging arrows
Lead my team through alright
And I'm watching for dangers with
Eyes of the kitty

The eye of the kitty
The eye of the kitty
The eye of the kitty
The eye of the kitty

[Ragnarok]

Parody of Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

Risin' up, out of the chair
I screwed up, just like last time
People screaming
And they're not gonna stop
But I know we're going to survive

Put on my shoes, and my jacket too
Scout out this abandoned city
I'll find a path to get the cattank through
Up to me to get through this alive

It's the eye of the kitty
Scouting all through the night
Runnin' through the snow banks of
Copenhagen
Running 'round, digging arrows
Lead my team through alright
And I'm watching for dangers with
Eyes of the kitty

Face to face, with sacks of meat
Hangin' there, what is this crap?
Gonna punch it
Show this meat sack who's boss
Oh my god, hope this thing's not alive

It's the eye of the kitty
Scouting all through the night
Runnin' through the snow banks of
Copenhagen
Running 'round, digging arrows
Lead my team through alright
And I'm watching for dangers with
Eyes of the kitty

Gonna do something awesome
Summon a magic kitty
Let the lynx out
Throw its paws everywhere
Paf these sacks, knock them down like a cat

It's the eye of the kitty
Scouting all through the night
Runnin' through the snow banks of
Copenhagen
Running 'round, digging arrows
Lead my team through alright
And I'm watching for dangers with
Eyes of the kitty

The eye of the kitty
The eye of the kitty
The eye of the kitty
The eye of the kitty

*uncontrollable laughter*

[Rosepieces]

parody of We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister

Oh we're not gonna make it
No, we ain't gonna make it
Oh we're not gonna make it
Out of here

We are completely screwed now
Our scout can't figure out how
To get us out, to get us through
Snake cars can barely hold us
We turn bridges into dust
And now we're stuck, because of you!

Oh we're not gonna make it
No, we ain't gonna make it
Oh we're not gonna make it
Out of here

I know I led us bravely
And led this mission safely
But now that cat-mage got us stuck again
It was nice meeting you all
I'll see you in Valhalla
You know the best can't always win

Ooooh...........
Ooooh...........

This bites / YEAH
We're stuck / YEAH
I'm right / YEAH
This sucks / YEAH

Oh we're not gonna make it
No, we ain't gonna make it
Oh we're not gonna make it
Out of here

Oh we're not gonna make it
No, we ain't gonna make it
Oh we're not gonna make it
Out of here

Ooooh...........
Ooooh...........

This bites  / YEAH
We're stuck / YEAH
I'm right   / YEAH
This sucks  / YEAH

Oh we're not gonna make it
No, we ain't gonna make it
Oh we're not gonna make it
Out of here

Oh we're not gonna make it / NO!
No, we ain't gonna make it
Oh we're not gonna make it
Out of here
(You were the most best crew!)

Oh we're not gonna make it
(This sucks!)
No, we ain't gonna make it
(I'm too awesome to die)
Oh we're not gonna make it
Out of here
(Where's my glorious battle?)

Oh we're not gonna make it
(Just one year?)
No, we ain't gonna make it
(We couldn't last that long?)
Oh we're not gonna make it
Out of here