Pg 205
It'll be Shredded, Hurry And Leg It
"I did it!" Emil shouts,
"I planted the explosive."
Then let's not hang about,
Something's gonna give.
With look of pure joy,
His glee unadulterated.
That's not a normal boy,
With his almonds activated.
It's going to get shredded!
Let the fireworks soon rain.
The blast of the fair headed
Will never be contained.
Down the ladder he slides,
The Swede's task is done.
Active ingredient's applied
"Let's go go go!" As he runs.
Out of shot, now he sprints,
Energised as it heats up.
Despite the dropped hints,
They struggle to keep up.
When the bomb expert goes
Running off very fast,
Everyone better all follow
Or get caught in the blast.
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All I Want For Christmas Is Boom
(based on All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey)
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the peasants
Underneath the grizzled trees
I just want the things ka-blown
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is boom, yeah
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need (And I)
Don't care about the peasants
Underneath the grizzled trees
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace (Ah)
Safety laws don't make me happy
Bombs ahoy on Christmas Day
I just want the things ka-blown (Ooh)
More than you could ever know (Ooh)
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is boom
Boom, baby
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow (And I)
I'm not gonna keep on waiting
For the fuse that's gonna blow
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick (Ah)
I will only stay awake
To hear those magic 'splosives tick
'Cause I just want the fire tonight (Ooh)
Lighting up the quiet sky (Ooh)
What more can I do?
Oh baby, all I want for Christmas is boom
Boom, baby
Oh, all the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere (So brightly, baby)
And the sound of monsters
After fills the air (Oh, oh yeah)
And everyone is blinking (Oh yeah)
I hear those ears a-ringing (Oh)
Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh, oh)
So the Swede isn't crazy, you see
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for (Ah)
I just wanna see my grenades
Knocking down the walls and doors
Oh, I just want the things ka-blown (Ooh)
More than you could ever know (Ooh)
Make my wish come true
Oh baby, all I want for Christmas is boom
Boom, baby
All I want for Christmas is boom, baby (Boom)
All I want for Christmas is boom, baby (Ah, oh, ah, oh)
All I want for Christmas is boom, baby (Boom)
All I want for Christmas is boom, baby (All I really want, baby, ooh)
All I want for Christmas is boom, baby (All I want, all I really want is boom)