And now for something completely different!
This was in response to Róisín, who challenged ScottishNottish to write something cheery for change. Not related to any page in particular.
The troll under the table Drinking song
You can fight and you can wrestle
You use your sword and you cause a hassle
When you lead we can swarm a castle
But can you drink a troll under the table?
You can smuggle yourself on ships
Your fylgja gives you some good tips
The powerful runes are in your grips
But can you drink a troll under the table?
You can run fast and hide and scout
Bad and loud noises may make you pout
From any tight spot you can get us out
But can you drink a troll under the table?
You make things go boom in the air
You have wonderful golden hair
Your hand is fast and your heart is fair
But can you drink a troll under the table?
You can mend us, our wounds you heal
You can’t really cook but we’ve learned to deal
You balance our team with your nerves of steel
But can you drink a troll under the table?
You are Grade B no mere amateur
You warn us by hissing and puffy fur
We can rest easy whenever you purr
But can you drink a troll under the table?
As a this team we stand or sink
Together we travel to Tuonela’s brink
But tonight we rest and we sing and drink
But first lets kill the troll under the table!
(I write one drinking song among many other pieces and it is the first to go to the archive here, of course
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