ha haha totally not super insecure about my accent or anythign
mostly because english in an norwegian accent sounds super awful so im trying to distance myself from it through some weird sound acrobatics and i have no idea how much i've succeeded or not
it's not even 8am this is such a good idea
(no but ok it's getting really scary because I USED to throw tantrums about being called cute just like that only a few years ago. now there are too many people calling me cute to fight them all)
(cue SSSSona Haiz trying to take on the entire Swedish nation)
*Phone ringing*
Lára: *picks it up* "Hello?"
Lára: "I don't speak Swedish. Do you speak Icelandic?"
Lára: "You've got
who in custody?"
Lára: "Oh,
Haiz. Haiz isn't a terrorist. Couldn't hurt a troll, actually."
Lára: "No, I mean it. There's this one troll, it screams incessantly, and Haiz hasn't been able to figure out what to do with it. I keep on finding it in the shower, in my bunk, in my bag, by my spices, in my..."
Lára:
Lára: "Actually, you know what? The person you've got in custody is a dangerous foreign terrorist who will murder every Swede born if given the chance."
Lára: "And those runes are mine, and should be returned as soon as possible."