Do we need to hear this story?
I think we do need to hear this story.
Haha, silly timezones and sleeping though another page of stuff
Chances are that you've all come up with a waaaay more interesting version of events in that time than actually happened. Long story short it was during Aikido practice and I was training with a beginner - Me: "hey, that space over there is empty try to flip me in that direction when you do the technique" -Gwenno is flipped-, unfortunately one of the other groups had exactly the same idea about empty space a few milliseconds later and the astrophysicist is thrown on top of me (the guy is of a Mikkel-esque build and a good foot and a bit taller than me so - ouch!)
BlorpAlarm sounds like the kind of thing you'd have in the military for initiations and trolling superior officers. Duct tape its mouth (which should keep it quiet for a few minutes hopefully) and quietly deposit it in the sleeping unfortunate's room
I can almost seeing it becoming the unofficial mascot of a cleansing team actually……
Almond-Goddess - That is the loveliest floofiest bird ever! It feels like you're conveying personality as well and it is most awesome