Ohmygosh, Owl. That's hilarious and awesome.
But, who's the Beast? And... Who's Gaston!?
(Sigrid: Harry Potter. Pleeeeeeeaaase do Harry Potter! )
Pssshhht, Eich, that's easy.
Large, hairy, scowling, immensely strong, hidden depths? Mikkel.
Incredibly handsome (at least in his own mind), incredibly heroic (ditto), beloved by all (ditto), actually quite dim-witted? Emil. (Just don't show him the script for his last couple of scenes until right before shooting.)
Unfortunately, that doesn't leave much room for the rest of our cast. Tuuri would make a decent Mrs. Potts, but I don't picture Sigrun as either the Wardrobe or the Bimbettes. And Lalli is the *last* person I'd cast as Lumière.
I think we'd need a mash-up with Hans Christian Andersen's
original "The Snow Queen," where Sigrun could play the Little Robber Girl, with Lalli and Tuuri as Kay and Gerda, respectively. (Oh wait -- now we need someone as The Snow Queen. I guess we'd either have to double-cast Sigrun or draft Siv.)