You Know You're an SSSS Addict When...

[SectoBoss]

You mean, like this? 

LOVE IT

[Trinka]

You mean, like this? 

I'd buy it! Now I want hair care products for all the crew...

Mikkel: shaving cream, to maintain the perfect sideburns. Rough and manly scent, like pine woods.

Tuuri: hair gel for her little floof in the front and the messy spiked look in the back. Fun and girly packaging.

Sigrun: hairspray for hair that has all day flipped at the end hold while competing in activities. Designed for sporty people who want to look good when they perform.

Reynir: detangling spray. Need I say more?

Lalli: ...shampoo. Plain and too the point. Non scented, no  fancy packaging. Maybe...?

[JoB]

I'd buy it! Now I want hair care products for all the crew...

Trond: "Let me convince you that you should use the same products that I manufacture buy ..."

[ParanormalAndroid]

You mean, like this? 

*breaks own ribs*

[viola]

You mean, like this? 

Soooo.... how much money do we have to give Minna before this gets offered in the shop?

[Ana Nymus]

Soooo.... how much money do we have to give Minna before this gets offered in the shop?

*Throws money in the general direction of Minna* Please. I need Reynir's detangling spray. I need it.

[viola]

So this is a little bit off the topic of hair products, but is still under the general topic of this page.

When you go see Avengers 2, and in the opening sequence you see Black Widow fighting, causing you turn to your sister and stage whisper, "Hey look it's Sigrun!" while waving all available limbs in the general direction of the screen.
(Then you spend the next two and a half hours of the movie trying to remember that you have to post that on the forum when you get home)

[Mélusine]

And you know you made a good new fan when you're in a car and your friend refresh the page on her phone every 30 minutes a friday morning, complaining "Not yet..."

[Ana Nymus]

When you hear some people discussing Jean-Baptiste Lully and you have to stop yourself from saying "No Reynir, his name is Lalli."

[LooNEY_DAC]

…People at the computer store recognize you due to your frequently replacing the monitors/keyboards you've sacrificed lost to Minna's jokes and those in the comments.

[Amity]

You know you're a Stand Still, Stay Silent addict when...


... you're writing Sigrid's name and it comes out Sigrun.

... and you don't even notice at first there's anything wrong.

... even when she tries to point it out.

[Laufey]

... you're writing Sigrid's name and it comes out Sigrun.

... and you don't even notice at first there's anything wrong.

... even when she tries to point it out.

+ ...you call your real life friend accidentally Sigrun all the time because her name begins the same syllable.

[Sigrid Marie]

You know you're a Stand Still, Stay Silent addict when...


... you're writing Sigrid's name and it comes out Sigrun.

... and you don't even notice at first there's anything wrong.

... even when she tries to point it out.

Let me just add to this that I almost spelled my OWN name Sigrun once

[SectoBoss]

You know you're a Stand Still, Stay Silent addict when...


... you're writing Sigrid's name and it comes out Sigrun.

... and you don't even notice at first there's anything wrong.

... even when she tries to point it out.

In a similar vein, when you actually have a (slightly) pyromaniac friend called Emil and you have to really stop yourself from writing his last name as Vasterstrom.

[Trinka]

You've silly nicknames to all the characters that you call them in your head, but worry that if you post em, people will think they are typos or mix-ups...

The Sigru
Rey-Rey
Onni-chan
Le'emil
Tu-Tu
Siggy
Nickle