You Know You're an SSSS Addict When...

[Sunflower]

You explain the ssss-verse to your father while being on chat and on forum the same time.

Wow, that's master-level multitasking.   


You know you're an SSSS addict when every song on the oldies radio station suggests SSSS filk.

"Get Off of My Cloud."  "Synchronicity 1."  "Mama Told Me Not to Come."  Brain -- STAHP.

[Haiz]

when you're so used to writing 4 s'es in a row, you accidentally write triple-s typos and don't see why word underlined a perfectly normal word as a spelling mistake

[ParanormalAndroid]

When you start comparing people with braids to Reynir.

[Ana Nymus]

When you have seriously considered your emergency plan in the event of mysterious rash epidemics.

[Solokov]

When you type in the address to your online banking and the suggested sites make you think "....dio I really need to check how much money I have, or should I just check and see if there was an update."


The first bit of my online banking address is sso.

[Laufey]

When you have seriously considered your emergency plan in the event of mysterious rash epidemics.

Also: when you're secretly happy that you'll never have to worry about the rash.

(Although when I randomly had shingles earlier this spring I can't pretend I didn't panic just a liiiittle bit.)

[AuthorOfLight]

When you don't want people to see your internet history, not because you've been doing anything bad, but because you don't want anyone to see how much time you spend on this site.

[ParanormalAndroid]

When you don't want people to see your internet history, not because you've been doing anything bad, but because you don't want anyone to see how much time you spend on this site.

^^^^^
Also, is your avatar the cat from Prague Race? O.o

[AuthorOfLight]

^^^^^
Also, is your avatar the cat from Prague Race? O.o

Yes, it is. ^.^

[Noodles]

When you don't want people to see your internet history, not because you've been doing anything bad, but because you don't want anyone to see how much time you spend on this site.

When your parents find out by sneakily looking at your internet history and block all the things because they can't figure out how you could be getting stuff done

[Mélusine]

When you don't want people to see your internet history, not because you've been doing anything bad, but because you don't want anyone to see how much time you spend on this site.

The same when people ask you what you have done these last weeks. (Ahem. All the conversation with the inner first answer was very funny in retrospect ^^°)

[Amity]

You know you've become an addict
to the comic which unites us
when, while hearing normal discourse,
to yourself in perfect runo
you rewrite each conversation.

"Tell Support to post a repro."
"All those bugs are obsolete now."
"There are cupcakes in the break room?"
"Let's get beer, I'm sick of working."
like some workplace Kalevala.

[Noodles]

You know you've become an addict
to the comic which unites us
when, while hearing normal discourse,
to yourself in perfect runo
you rewrite each conversation.

"Tell Support to post a repro."
"All those bugs are obsolete now."
"There are cupcakes in the break room?"
"Let's get beer, I'm sick of working."
like some workplace Kalevala.

OH MY GOODNESS ALL THE YES TSEB TSOM

[Laufey]

You know you've become an addict
to the comic which unites us
when, while hearing normal discourse,
to yourself in perfect runo
you rewrite each conversation.

"Tell Support to post a repro."
"All those bugs are obsolete now."
"There are cupcakes in the break room?"
"Let's get beer, I'm sick of working."
like some workplace Kalevala.

That's... beautiful. And probably a good sign of being an addict, yes.

[Haiz]

The same when people ask you what you have done these last weeks.

I don't even flinch at that anymore, I just straight out deadpan "sold my soul to a webcomic, and you?"