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You misread the dry cleaning sign as Cleansers and immediately start giggling at the produced imagery."Well that stain's not coming out." *pulls out flamethrower*
When you want to be able to time-travel, just so you can go into the future to read the updates sooner.
When you find it oddly calming that physics only "forbids" time travel into the past, while "time traveling" into the future is a simple matter of playing with relativistic speeds a bit.
You're talking to one of the IT guys about some problems you've been having with ssh remote login, and instead of "ssh," end up saying "SSS" before catching yourself.
Oooooh thank you for this inspiration! I have just aliased ssssh to ssh. It is worth typing the extra letters.
so my friend messaged me "why did the hotakainens give both of their kids the same name" at about 10PM, followed half an hour later with "wait what just happened where did all the characters go"i hope she's ok
She is still alive, and apparently she did sleep last night. Skills.(Yeah, she meant prologue Hotakainens)