You are Addicted to SSSS when you:
binge read everything in a day
have read and contributed to the entire forum.
try to be the first (constructive) post across X time zones.
have come up with at least ten other meanings of SSSS.
you start prepping SSSS level zombie gear after getting up to the current page from the start
you develop a fear of bridges, trains, and tunnels.
and finally You are Addicted to SSSS when you:
are part of the X character fan club.